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      11-22-2015, 07:46 AM   #2487
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TL;DR useful sex advice, people calling us attention whores, intense personal stories, useful relationship advice, more trolls.
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awesome! thanks for the note. sounds cool.
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But... I don't... We just... Uhh...
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What is the best website to get shoes (she loves heels) for my better half?
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If you have an annoying male co-worker you cannot stand (he's a perv, eats his lunch with is mouth open all the time, looks/smells like poop) and he 'opens' a door for you to get into the break room or whatever, do you file a sexual harassment claim?
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Zappos.com or 6pm.com.
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you're brave.
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If you have an annoying male co-worker you cannot stand (he's a perv, eats his lunch with is mouth open all the time, looks/smells like poop) and he 'opens' a door for you to get into the break room or whatever, do you file a sexual harassment claim?
If he actually sexually harassed me, then yeah, maybe.
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If he actually sexually harassed me, then yeah, maybe.
Otherwise, you report his stinky ass to HR. No one should be allowed to smell like poop in the office!
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How much are you looking to drop? Tara had good suggestions.
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you're brave.
Actually this is a good point. Shoes are not a good gift unless you know the brand, style and size she wants. A size 7 in one brand often fits differently from another brand.
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Actually this is a good point. Shoes are not a good gift unless you know the brand, style and size she wants. A size 7 in one brand often fits differently from another brand.
This is a good point. While many view it as a cop-out gift, taking her shopping is a good option so long as you make it clear you put some thought into it.

"Let's go to the mall and I'll buy you something."

"I've seen you looking at (things) lately, so I want to take you to (store) so you can pick out a (thing)."

Unless hints have transitioned to THIS EXACT THING (lol), it'll save a lot of guesswork.

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Meh.... you just have to pay attention. Bought wife many pair of shoes. Just listen to what she says she needs/wants or just know her style, know her brands and know her size in those brands. Some of her favorite shoes were gifts from me. (my arm hurts from patting myself on the back, lol)
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.... pay attention.... listen.... know her.... know her.... know her....
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If you have an annoying male co-worker you cannot stand (he's a perv, eats his lunch with is mouth open all the time, looks/smells like poop) and he 'opens' a door for you to get into the break room or whatever, do you file a sexual harassment claim?
By far the biggest sleaze I've met was someone I had to work with. He spread viscous rumors about us women and since I was 17 I had no idea how to handle it. When I heard we had slept together I had enough.

A team mate of mine knew where his fiance lived and I went to tell her what a douche she was dating and what kind of shit is her future husband spewing. I had only a week to go in that job and I have to admit I enjoyed the hate that followed.
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By far the biggest sleaze I've met was someone I had to work with. He spread viscous rumors about us women and since I was 17 I had no idea how to handle it. When I heard we had slept together I had enough.

A team mate of mine knew where his fiance lived and I went to tell her what a douche she was dating and what kind of shit is her future husband spewing. I had only a week to go in that job and I have to admit I enjoyed the hate that followed.
pic of his fiance?
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pic of his fiance?
She must be pushing fifty by now, but I can ask if anyone back hone can go and take her pic for ya.
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