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      10-15-2015, 03:42 PM   #8229
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Florida Seasons:

Spring (Mar - June) awesome in the morning and evening. Slightly warm mid day.
Summer (July - Sept) warm in the morning and evening. Fucking hot and wet mid day.
Fall (Oct - Nov) awesome in the morning and evening. Slightly warm mid day.
Winter (Dec - Feb) Awesome in the morning, awesome mid day, awesome in the evening. Can be cool at night.
Super long spring but Fall gets shafted a month. I must come see this in action.
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It funny - I used the same formula in college to determine the potential of sleeping with co-ed's
I've used the same formula since Jr. Highschool.

Me (Awesome + Funny + Handsome)^2 (for double awesomeness) + Girl (Pretty + Illiterate - Brains) = Gittin sum fuk.
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I've used the same formula since Jr. Highschool.

Me (Awesome + Funny + Handsome)^2 (for double awesomeness) + Girl (Pretty + Illiterate - Brains) = Gittin sum fuk.
What if :

Other dude > [Me (Awesome + Funny + Handsome)^2]



This is why I was dateless when I was in Jr Highschool.
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      10-15-2015, 03:49 PM   #8232
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Super long spring but Fall gets shafted a month. I must come see this in action.
Some times Dec will fit the fall category. Though, this year, i think Dec will be winter.

And some times, June can slip into summer. This year it was more of it's own season. Wasn't really hot, but was pretty warm. Months are shared and can go back and forth, into and out of the surrounding seasons.

i don't know if FL seasonal changes could ever be construed as "action", but it is enjoyable and most people need to see experience it in person to really appreciate it.
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      10-15-2015, 03:50 PM   #8233
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Then you change the formular a bit.

[Me (Awesome + Funny + Handsome)^2] x Fist + Other Dudes Face ± Reps = [Me] Alpha + Chicks x infinity
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Mr Tonka - Hows the weather down that way today..?
it's fabulous. 35% humidity, hit a high of 87 for a few hours. Low will be around 67.

Gonna be warm on Saturday, but 0% chance of rain for the next week or so.

Officially fall down here.



Florida Seasons:

Spring (Mar - June) awesome in the morning and evening. Slightly warm mid day.
Summer (July - Sept) warm in the morning and evening. Fucking hot and wet mid day.
Fall (Oct - Nov) awesome in the morning and evening. Slightly warm mid day.
Winter (Dec - Feb) Awesome in the morning, awesome mid day, awesome in the evening. Can be cool at night.
One day - my happy ass will have the luxury of being called a snow bird

Been swimming in the Gulf many times on Christmas and New Year's Day...

You do any fishing (Gulf or Bay)?
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Then you change the formular a bit.

[Me (Awesome + Funny + Handsome)^2] x Fist + Other Dudes Face ± Reps = [Me] Alpha + Chicks x infinity
SOrry to question your flawless formula, but my jr hs equation was more like:

[Me (Awesome + Funny + Handsome)^2] x Fist + Other Dudes Face ± Reps = [I get ass kicked]x 10^4 + possible suspension from school.
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Super long spring but Fall gets shafted a month. I must come see this in action.
Some times Dec will fit the fall category. Though, this year, i think Dec will be winter.

And some times, June can slip into summer. This year it was more of it's own season. Wasn't really hot, but was pretty warm. Months are shared and can go back and forth, into and out of the surrounding seasons.

i don't know if FL seasonal changes could ever be construed as "action", but it is enjoyable and most people need to see experience it in person to really appreciate it.
The best part - when I am down in December, it's still warm enough (to me) for shorts and tee shirt.

The sight of Floridian's in coats is HILARIOUS!
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SOrry to question your flawless formula, but my jr hs equation was more like:

[Me (Awesome + Funny + Handsome)^2] x Fist + Other Dudes Face ± Reps = [I get ass kicked]x 10^4 + possible suspension from school.
Okokok. New forumular.

[Prena (Awesome + Funny + Handsome) x made up stories about saving lives + feeling like it was no big deal + Chick = All Night Butt Stuff
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One day - my happy ass will have the luxury of being called a snow bird

Been swimming in the Gulf many times on Christmas and New Year's Day...

You do any fishing (Gulf or Bay)?
Not too often. Only when a friend invites me. No friends, no fishing. lol I actually have lots of friends who fish, but they know i'm not that into it. I get the calls when it's time to go shoot some stuff. clays, birds, pigs, paper, steel, fruit, cans, hard drives..... haha

We have had a hard drive killing party before where we all brought old hard drives we needed to dispose of. Good fun!

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The best part - when I am down in December, it's still warm enough (to me) for shorts and tee shirt.

The sight of Floridian's in coats is HILARIOUS!
A lot of that is wearing them because it's bearable to do so. If the high is 70 or lower, i'm wearing a sweater. Because i can, not necessarily because i need it to keep warm. Most of my sweaters are like 10 to 15 years old. When you only wear them once or twice a year, they last a long time. Better buy classic styles and colors round here. lol
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I don't think I could go any further south, shit is too hot in the summer.

*insert "oh but it's so nice the rest of the year" comment here*
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Okokok. New forumular.

[Prena (Awesome + Funny + Handsome) x made up stories about saving lives + feeling like it was no big deal + Chick = All Night Butt Stuff
I just wish I had that formula when I was in JR High. I would've went to the homecoming type of dance, instead of playing with nintendo at home.
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I don't think I could go any further south, shit is too hot in the summer.

*insert "oh but it's so nice the rest of the year" comment here*
*it's fucking hot in the summer in GA too* at least there is a breeze in FL.

I was in NC the first week in July this year. I was thrilled to be back in FL. It was so damn hot up there and NO effing breeze at all. The only time it was bearable was when it was raining.
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I just wish I had that formula when I was in JR High. I would've went to the homecoming type of dance, instead of playing with nintendo at home.
Dances were for squares. Skipped dances, crashed the parties after. I'm sorry, but I'm not paying for some hoe to go to a dance with me when I was making minimum wage. Saved my money and looked like a king with a fifth of Grey Goose for me and a fifth of Popov for everyone else.
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Mr Tonka - It can be oppressively hot and humid in Central FL...way worse than GA, NC, and SC (Except Cola)...

Breeze only comes so far inland from the water
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*it's fucking hot in the summer in GA too* at least there is a breeze in FL.
What if my location was a lie and I actually live in Minnesota? Ha, wouldn't you look like a fool!
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Mr Tonka - It can be oppressively hot and humid in Central FL...way worse than GA, NC, and SC (Except Cola)...

Breeze only comes so far inland from the water
Only FL crackas live inland. And by inland i mean the 60 mile swath that lies between what's defined as coastal regions of FL. lol

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What if my location was a lie and I actually live in Minnesota? Ha, wouldn't you look like a fool!
Then i wouldn't trust you any more. I would also delete all the penis pictures you sent me.
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Mr Tonka - Tru Dat on FL crackas...

FWIW - I had breakfast with Dickie V on my last trip at the Broken Egg. Food was turrible...but conversation was good. FYI - I LOVE COLLEGE BB
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Then i wouldn't trust you any more. I would also delete all the penis pictures you sent me.
You wouldn't delete them. I know you better than that. You would tell me you did, then hide them in an invisible folder on your desktop.
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FWIW - I had breakfast with Dickie V on my last trip at the Broken Egg. Food was turrible...but conversation was good. FYI - I LOVE COLLEGE BB
Do they have a Briggs out by you? Eggs Benedict is the only thing I have ever, and will ever order from there. So much yum.
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You wouldn't delete them. I know you better than that. You would tell me you did, then hide them in an invisible folder on your desktop.
The folder is not invisible....... but it is on my desk top.

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