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      10-03-2015, 11:24 PM   #7063
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Just bought rocks from Home Depot. Hurt my goddamn back carrying them!
Tara - why the hell are you carrying rocks...? A short pair of shorts and couple blinks at the young bucks in the store will have them falling all over themselves to help you....

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      10-03-2015, 11:27 PM   #7064
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For a male BFF, that would be perfect.
What about female BFF?


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Ra...?

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      10-03-2015, 11:29 PM   #7065
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Ra...?

I don't know I should or .
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      10-03-2015, 11:32 PM   #7066
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Just bought rocks from Home Depot. Hurt my goddamn back carrying them!
Tara - why the hell are you carrying rocks...? A short pair of shorts and couple blinks at the young bucks in the store will have them falling all over themselves to help you....

You have much to learn grasshopper
Actually I was wearing short shorts because I just came from the gym but I was trying to be tough and was thinking of it as a continuation of my workout. But that was a mistake
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      10-03-2015, 11:33 PM   #7067
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For a male BFF, that would be perfect.
What about female BFF?


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Ra...?

I always get confused because my dad used to call me Ra too!
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      10-03-2015, 11:34 PM   #7068
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Who am I gonna pair up with?
Fucker!!!!

First you don't email me.

Then you need a new pair.

K. I'm done. We are friends no more. You can't loan my car for more than three days. We are done!!!

DONE!!!

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      10-03-2015, 11:36 PM   #7069
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I always get confused because my dad used to call me Ra too!
The "RA"
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      10-03-2015, 11:37 PM   #7070
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Fucker!!!!

First you don't email me.

Then you need a new pair.

K. I'm done. We are friends no more. You can't loan my car for more than three days. We are done!!!

DONE!!!

YOu were sick. I wanted you to take some rest. See how thoughtful I am as a friend?

Is your internet connect back to normal?
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      10-03-2015, 11:38 PM   #7071
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I always get confused because my dad used to call me Ra too!
The "RA"
Hmm Ra is the sun god? Interesting. If I did have a god, I would worship the sun!
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      10-03-2015, 11:42 PM   #7072
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YOu were sick. I wanted you to take some rest. See how thoughtful I am as a friend?

Is your internet connect back to normal?
Internet sucks. The interview downloaded for minutes but I wasn't sick, I just couldn't sleep!

Btw. I'm almost hitting 1/4.
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      10-03-2015, 11:42 PM   #7073
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Hmm Ra is the sun god? Interesting. If I did have a god, I would worship the sun!
You do have a god, his name is NKC. The asshole god.
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Hmm Ra is the sun god? Interesting. If I did have a god, I would worship the sun!
You do have a god, his name is NKC.
Haha see the other thread
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Internet sucks. The interview downloaded for minutes but I wasn't sick, I just couldn't sleep!

Btw. I'm almost hitting 1/4.
1/4 as 1/4mile?
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Fucker!!!!

First you don't email me.

Then you need a new pair.

K. I'm done. We are friends no more. You can't loan my car for more than three days. We are done!!!

DONE!!!


...So, I share donkey selfies with you, secrets to southern foods, vids to mock @wah and you get angry with MrPrena ...

...no, Lups - WE are done!!
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...So, I share donkey selfies with you, secrets to southern foods, vids to mock @wah and you get angry with MrPrena ...

...no, Lups - WE are done!!
Women loves donkeys. Must post.... It might increase the probability of bring some sane females into the forum.
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...So, I share donkey selfies with you, secrets to southern foods, vids to mock @wah and you get angry with MrPrena ...

...no, Lups - WE are done!!
Nooooooooooo!!!! Our relationship is real!!! I mean, we are like really tight!!! And we are sooo good together. And I love donkeys with garlic!!!!

And I never told the forum about your aapl thing. And I said you don't look horrible in a vert.

You can easily be my side piece!!
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      10-03-2015, 11:54 PM   #7079
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Nooooooooooo!!!! Our relationship is real!!! I mean, we are like really tight!!! And we are sooo good together. And I love donkeys with garlic!!!!

And I never told the forum about your aapl thing. And I said you don't look horrible in a vert.

You can easily be my side piece!!
Ok - I'll settle for being the side piece
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Ok - I'll settle for being the side piece
Hey now, check it out! 2500 rep points and a bad convo in the ssott.tara is the queen you should be sucking up to!
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      10-04-2015, 12:10 AM   #7081
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19 months you've been on this forum, 10,000 posts not including OT.

That's 526 post a month or 17.5 posts a day, or roughly 1 post per waking hour non stop. If we account for OT post (which is at least double), that's about 2 post per waking hour of your life in the last 19 months.
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19 months you've been on this forum, 10,000 posts not including OT.

That's 526 post a month or 17.5 posts a day, or roughly 1 post per waking hour non stop. If we account for OT post (which is at least double), that's about 2 post per waking hour of your life in the last 19 months.
Yup. Putty (IRC, and it has double to this forum easily still) doesn't work on my phones and I'm bored. I'm a fast reader and I love writing. Considering that I've had the time to spend 18hours per day in other things because I don't need a lot of sleep, it just means I've been more bored than anyone.
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