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      10-22-2015, 09:50 AM   #199
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You really think most here are 14 yr old virgins? Some of us may actually be cool in real life and not creepy at all.
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I'm sad that I can't twerk or naenae.
why not
I can do ballet and other than that, the only dancing I do is in my car which is obviously extremely limited.
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You really think most here are 14 yr old virgins? Some of us may actually be cool in real life and not creepy at all.
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      10-22-2015, 09:51 AM   #202
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Lups turned into a guy, so we had to steal C5driver for our team.
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Biorin C5driver bimmette Lups Sara504

First - Great thread idea....bout time the ladies take charge

Second - The following questions are in general for the ladies...

Favorite position?
Without a doubt...short or third. I like the hot corner and I have a very quick release.

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Do you (can you) have multiple orgasms?
Lawd knows I've tried.

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Ever fake the Big O just to get him (or her) to stop and go to sleep?
I've never been the type of girl to fake it
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What ?!?!?

C5driver estrogen ridden ? WTF !
I said to him.....Damn or need I to say "her" now => I really like you my friend Alex !
Well actually for the moment my jaw is on the floor and I need to pick it up.

And I really like him...No wait ...Her...Him....her ....Fuck !
Not often I'm confused but now I am ...
Now I'm thinking on his.....Damn... her Avatar pic....Is it him....Damn.... her ?
Need to leave for work ...And I can't wait to read this later this evening..

Damn....shit....fuck....I'm confused and more than ever....Where is my jaw , can't leave without my jaw ?
Tourettes kicking up this morning? Just don't flip us off!
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      10-22-2015, 09:53 AM   #205
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What size hockey skates do you wear? Does anybody know at what woman's size, the skate crosses over from junior to men? (i.e. a woman's size 7 shoe, would likely be a junior skate, not a men's skate)
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When was the last time you got TSS?
I'm a pad kinda gal, asshole
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I can do ballet and other than that, the only dancing I do is in my car which is obviously extremely limited.
Fair.

At least grind on dudes in the club or bar? That's sorta like dancing
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      10-22-2015, 09:55 AM   #208
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He's cool enough to count as a honorary woman? He's seen a pussy unlike most members of bimmerpost? Hell, they counted me as a female so the op was kinda scraping the barrel anyway.
What's a pussy look like? Care to give a quick description for all of us in the unknowing?
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      10-22-2015, 09:55 AM   #209
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Do you have innies or outies?
Dude...outie for sure.

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If I show you mine will you show me yours?
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Is it true that women in fact do not poop, and the butthole is just for show?
A turd cutter is a turdcutter...
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      10-22-2015, 09:56 AM   #210
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When was the last time you got the clap?

Do women prefer butt plugs or beads?

Black girls know how to get down better than white girls.
If we don't count kids, I've never had an std in my life. We take safe sex lectures seriously back home and I'm way too uptight to sleep with anyone I don't know well.

Hmm, the working methods of both of those are a bit different. I'd say beads but I'm kinky.

Weirdly I agree. Us white chicks don't grow up sexually until we are approaching 40 and then we just aren't pretty enough to get any anymore unlike Asians and black who look 20 until they are 60
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-22-2015, 09:58 AM   #211
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I can do ballet and other than that, the only dancing I do is in my car which is obviously extremely limited.
Fair.

At least grind on dudes in the club or bar? That's sorta like dancing
Nope, I don't go out.
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Dude...outie for sure.


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Absolutely
I just PM'd you mine! 8======D

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A turd cutter is a turdcutter...
Hmpf. That's actually very disappointing news, but I'll still carry on my back alley ventures.
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You really think most here are 14 yr old virgins? Some of us may actually be cool in real life and not creepy at all.
Meh, you're cool but don't think that goes for the general public here.
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      10-22-2015, 10:00 AM   #214
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Nope, I don't go out.
why not? Just work and home? Do you lift?
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      10-22-2015, 10:01 AM   #215
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Meh, you're cool but don't think that goes for the general public here.
I do find there is quite a bit of exaggeration as far as track use of cars. I've met a few who are "track junkies" on here that can barely drive or know a thing when at the track.
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Nope, I don't go out.
why not? Just work and home? Do you lift?
I do lift, bro.
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If we don't count kids, I've never had an std in my life. We take safe sex lectures seriously back home and I'm way too uptight to sleep with anyone I don't know well.

Hmm, the working methods of both of those are a bit different. I'd say beads but I'm kinky.

Weirdly I agree. Us white chicks don't grow up sexually until we are approaching 40 and then we just aren't pretty enough to get any anymore unlike Asians and black who look 20 until they are 60
Excuse me. Some of us are precociously kinky. As for the 40 year old white chicks, please, there's a huge MILF market.

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I'm a pad kinda gal, asshole
I'm impressed and concerned that you knew what TSS stood for without context and I did not.
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      10-22-2015, 10:02 AM   #218
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If we don't count kids, I've never had an std in my life. We take safe sex lectures seriously back home and I'm way too uptight to sleep with anyone I don't know well.
Brains AND beauty lies within my Anna.

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Hmm, the working methods of both of those are a bit different. I'd say beads but I'm kinky.
I always knew you were a kinkster.

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Weirdly I agree. Us white chicks don't grow up sexually until we are approaching 40 and then we just aren't pretty enough to get any anymore unlike Asians and black who look 20 until they are 60
White girls want all the work done for them, black girls will hop on and ride that shit like a 68' Yenko. White girls are prettier, though.
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      10-22-2015, 10:04 AM   #219
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Question #3
My partner is not in the mood to have sex and when we do it she doesn't have orgasm. I don't know if she even tries or she is doing it only to please me. What could be the problem?
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      10-22-2015, 10:04 AM   #220
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When was the last time you got the clap?
I've had the clam...never the clap.

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Do women prefer butt plugs or beads?
I was in The Castro a few weeks ago and holy fuck
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