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      03-03-2021, 07:35 PM   #1
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We need a new expression "Texas Man"

In addition to Florida Man. That's all I'm gonna say.
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Sign me up. I'd wear it with pride and I don't even live there. LOL
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I dont know if you can out do our #FloridaMan
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And let me guess, Greg Abbott is your prime example of Texas Man?

Btw, isn’t this inherently sexist? A. Shouldn’t assume anyone’s gender and B. Women don’t exist or only men do crazy things? I cite crazy because that is the attribute most often afforded to “Florida Man”
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^ Need to get with the times... #FloridaThey
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^ Need to get with the times... #FloridaThey
Thats right, I have not attended my 2021 Human Resource training yet. MY BAD
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      03-04-2021, 08:23 AM   #7
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I tell my GF, who loves to point out men's shortcomings in certain departments, "the world sure would be far more boring without men in it".

She has to agree. We might not make our beds perfectly each morning knowing no one else will see it till we do, but we sure can inspire laugher with our antics.

Who would know what you can't do without some idiot man trying it first just to see what would happen?? =)
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Bout sick of the PC BS. FloridaMan is just that, if you want to start FloridaWoman than by all means.
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      03-04-2021, 08:45 AM   #9
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Nah, I think we're good sticking with "man" in this case.
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There's only one way to settle this. To the Internet!....

March 4:

Florida Man Arrested for Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend
Florida Man Accused of Using Baby as Human Shield After traffic Stop

Texas Man Charged with Killing 12 Elderly Women
East Texas Man Charged with Stealing Neighbor's Valentine Gift from Mailbox

Based purely on the gravity of the situation, Texas takes this round. However, "Florida Man" is really all about the comedic insanity that is Florida and in that case I think Florida edges out Texas for March 4. Cleary we need more data.
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And let me guess, Greg Abbott is your prime example of Texas Man?

Btw, isn’t this inherently sexist? A. Shouldn’t assume anyone’s gender and B. Women don’t exist or only men do crazy things? I cite crazy because that is the attribute most often afforded to “Florida Man”
Since you brought him up, the proper term for that dude should be "Texas person with disabilities" and not just physical. Lol.

Carry on.
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Are you looking for a motto, like, "Texas, you're on your own down here!"?

Pls take this guy:
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      03-04-2021, 05:31 PM   #13
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In addition to Florida Man. That's all I'm gonna say.


I just realized how CREEPY dude looks. LOL
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#floridawoman (pound Florida woman?) is a thing too.

I don’t think Texas man will be as good as Florida man. Y’all do stupid things but it’s the same stupid things. Florida man has CREATIVITY
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Florida Man is a legend and will always remain the GOAT.

The rest of us states are just playing for 2nd.
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Florida Man is GOAT but here's an entry for Texas...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CMFFq7K...ource=ig_embed
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How about Nova Scotia man. LOL

https://www.halifaxtoday.ca/local-ne...JytOKv74l2-Zik
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Sorry but Floridaman will always reign supreme.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/24/u...d-florida.html
Florida Man attacked and killed by pet Cassowaries. Becomes first human killed by the species since 1926.

https://www.local10.com/news/2019/10...laf-at-target/
Florida Man arrested for having sex with stuffed Olaf snowman inside Target

https://wgntv.com/news/alligator-liv...goon-captured/
After failing to capture alligator on its own, Chicago hires Florida Man, who catches it in less than 24 hours


But behind every Floridaman is a nurturing Floridawoman

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-dentures.html
Florida woman, 73, scares off naked intruder who was 'gyrating in a lewd manner' by taking out her dentures and yelling 'Grandma no teeth!'

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/feat...-post,amp.html
Florida woman named Crystal Methany arrested.

https://www.fox6now.com/news/police-...daughters-help
Florida Woman tries selling truck for $200. Why? She was telling people that the owner had been shot in the head and was dead and they needed to get rid of his truck.” Only problem? No one besides her knew the owners were dead. Now she is charged with murder.
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Not afraid to admit I had to google Cassowaries.... ugly bastards!
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LOL. I'm willing to bet that is a common thing out in the boondocks
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Every state should have their own man. I'm frightened what "California man" looks like.
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Don't open that Pandora's box!!
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