Tinder/Dating Apps

Verbiage · 02-26-2016, 02:24 PM

What a flattering photograph!

F30lolz · 02-26-2016, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Waiting on super liked

I would swipe left.

jtodd_fl · 02-26-2016, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

What a flattering photograph!

So you are saying that you know she is really uglier than that? Sheesh... what an asshole. Maybe that is super Unflattering... you fail at compliments. My wife would murder you - new.

Also: appreciated.

Sara · 02-26-2016, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I would swipe left.

Well what photo should I pick? I thought you just do headshots?

Verbiage · 02-26-2016, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

So you are saying that you know she is really uglier than that? Sheesh... what an asshole. Maybe that is super Unflattering... you fail at compliments. My wife would murder you - new.

Also: appreciated.

Sorry Sara!

Verbiage · 02-26-2016, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Well what photo should I pick? I thought you just do headshots?

Sometimes girls take pictures in the gym, with their horses, their 335i, etc.

jtodd_fl · 02-26-2016, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Sometimes girls take pictures in the gym, with their horses, their 335i, etc.

If you can pull your car into a gym and put your horse into it, you have ultimate win.

Verbiage · 02-26-2016, 02:40 PM

Oh god why I did I laugh so hard at that.

Sara · 02-26-2016, 02:43 PM

Lmao. This guy here. Hey I got a super like!

Verbiage · 02-26-2016, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Lmao. This guy here. Hey I got a super like!

OMG please like him back and posts what he says.

I guess he can fly a plane to you.

jtodd_fl · 02-26-2016, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Lmao. This guy here. Hey I got a super like!

His mom took that picture and told him he looked "really handsome" in it. By point of fact, that represents the closest he has been to a woman since he left home.

Verbiage · 02-26-2016, 02:51 PM

And he's still 121 miles away..

Sara · 02-26-2016, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

OMG please like him back and posts what he says.

I guess he can fly a plane to you.

haha thats so messed up! Should I for shits and giggles?

swagon · 02-26-2016, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

haha thats so messed up! Should I for shits and giggles?

Yeah.

Hell, how do you make your teeth so white?!

Verbiage · 02-26-2016, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

haha thats so messed up! Should I for shits and giggles?

It always interested me what men came up with when approaching attractive women. He might fall flat on his face. And you might roast him.

But yes, yes you should.

Sara · 02-26-2016, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by swagon

Yeah.

Hell, how do you make your teeth so white?!

Whitening trays and gel from my dentist. I drink coffee out of a straw AND use crest white strips

Verbiage · 02-26-2016, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by swagon

Yeah.

Hell, how do you make your teeth so white?!

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Whitening trays and gel from my dentist. I drink coffee out of a straw AND use crest white strips

See, she's on a totally different level.

The women I talk to just brush and floss.

Sara · 02-26-2016, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

It always interested me what men came up with when approaching attractive women. He might fall flat on his face. And you might roast him.

But yes, yes you should.

I hate you guys lol. Here we go. You guys gotta tell me what to say if he messages me.

jtodd_fl · 02-26-2016, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I hate you guys lol. Here we go. You guys gotta tell me what to say if he messages me.

"I just really want to be the first 3 dimensional woman you have danced with (or pointed away from while she danced.)"

swagon · 02-26-2016, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Whitening trays and gel from my dentist. I drink coffee out of a straw AND use crest white strips

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

See, she's on a totally different level.

The women I talk to just brush and floss.

Shit.

I should step up my teeth game. I've never had coffee and don't drink Coke at all and still they're not as white as my car's paint.

swagon · 02-26-2016, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I hate you guys lol. Here we go. You guys gotta tell me what to say if he messages me.

Am I on 4chan?

Ask him if he has a bimmer

Verbiage · 02-26-2016, 03:03 PM

Oh crap. This is great LMAO.

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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3610 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	What a flattering photograph! __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3610 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Oh god why I did I laugh so hard at that. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3610 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	And he's still 121 miles away.. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3610 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Oh crap. This is great LMAO. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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