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Aatish · 03-12-2017, 07:43 AM

I just got that New Jersey joke.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-12-2017, 08:00 AM

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Not directly. The marketing campaign for my cousin is in full swing. His parents are in india looking at potential leases. My folks are taking bets to see which village this lease will originate from.

Meanwhile, he's in San Jose clueless as to what's going on. He's going to India soon, for about a week. He'll most likely come back engaged.

My moms like "oh, if they don't choose "X", we'll try again for you."

My friend...So you are still single ?
No wonder you can not sleep .

You look like a good looking Bollywood actor , and you still have no sweetie...
How can this be ?

F30lolz · 03-12-2017, 08:01 AM

I just realized what Santa Claus is coming to town actually means.

Sara · 03-12-2017, 08:38 AM

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Wanna really fuck your parents up? Just never get married at all.

Beacause marriage is for fools and just a piece of paper.

It lowers your insurance

And your income lol

Fundguy1 · 03-12-2017, 08:41 AM

Good luck with be-yourn

///M Power-Belgium · 03-12-2017, 08:42 AM

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It lowers your insurance

And your income lol

Sara I agree , but chicks are not cheap ?

Sara · 03-12-2017, 08:47 AM

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Good luck with be-yourn

Thanks. We'll see what happens. Hopefully he falls back in love with me

Sara · 03-12-2017, 08:48 AM

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Sara I agree , but chicks are not cheap ?

Some are. Some girls settle. Which is okay. But me, no. I have a certain type I go for. If I can't have them then I'll be fine being alone.

Sara · 03-12-2017, 09:05 AM

God my legs hurt so bad. I'm gonna die during my lesson. It is 50 degrees outside. Yesterday it was 76. I hate Louisiana weather

///M Power-Belgium · 03-12-2017, 09:06 AM

*Kong rules again* !

Can't wait to watch it...

The Choosey begger · 03-12-2017, 09:06 AM

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///M Power-Belgium · 03-12-2017, 09:08 AM

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God my legs hurt so bad. I'm gonna die during my lesson. It is 50 degrees outside. Yesterday it was 76. I hate Louisiana weather

Sara you need extra magnesium .

Sara · 03-12-2017, 09:08 AM

I clean ALl THE TIME. I cook. I want more kids. I prefer medical doctors.

Honestly my daughter is my best friend. She sleeps in my bed every night and I couldn't imagine it being any one else next to me. I love her snuggles.

Sara · 03-12-2017, 09:09 AM

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Sara you need extra magnesium .

I forget to eat. All the time. I had a banana yesterday and 3 shots of tequila. My body is weird, I can go forever without eating and not be hungry. My muscles are going to be starving after this 2 hr riding workout though

The Choosey begger · 03-12-2017, 09:11 AM

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I forget to eat. All the time. I had a banana yesterday and 3 shots of tequila. My body is weird, I can go forever without eating and not be hungry. My muscles are going to be starving after this 2 hr riding workout though

How much do you weigh?

Sara · 03-12-2017, 09:12 AM

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How much do you weigh?

As of last Thursday at my dr appointment, with clothes and shoes on, 114.6. All solid muscle.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-12-2017, 09:14 AM

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As of last Thursday at my dr appointment, with clothes and shoes on, 114.6. All solid muscle.

Sara you look sexy and in shape , your ass too .

The Choosey begger · 03-12-2017, 09:15 AM

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As of last Thursday at my dr appointment, with clothes and shoes on, 114.6. All solid muscle.

114.6, very nice!

Sara · 03-12-2017, 09:15 AM

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Sara you look sexy and in shape , your ass too .

Horseback riding!

///M Power-Belgium · 03-12-2017, 09:19 AM

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Horseback riding!

Yeah ...it's really good for the butt and vag. muscles .

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 09:19 AM

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My friend...So you are still single ?
No wonder you can not sleep .

You look like a good looking Bollywood actor , and you still have no sweetie...
How can this be ?

Yes Philippe. Single, by choice.

Lack of sleep is from things that lead to decision. Lol

///M Power-Belgium · 03-12-2017, 09:22 AM

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Yes Philippe. Single, by choice.

Lack of sleep is from things that lead to decision. Lol

This makes me really sad my friend !
Bhai ,You don't deserve to be alone..

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