Bimmette interviews OT members by phone

Sara · 08-13-2015, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

PREACH.

Made the mistake of getting wth a recently turned 18 year old some years back.

It looked visually perfect, but Christ talk about a dead fish in the sack

I did it with a virgin once.

ONCE.

Taskmaster · 08-13-2015, 07:28 PM

Ppppfff

MrPrena · 08-13-2015, 08:15 PM

Speaking of virgin, I hated people who pretend to be a fukin' virgin.
"oh, its my first time."
"oh, i've never done it before."
"oh, blah blah blah blah."

They talk like this is their last water bottle in the middle of desert. gees.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 08-13-2015, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

Speaking of virgin, I hated people who pretend to be a fukin' virgin.
"oh, its my first time."
"oh, i've never done it before."
"oh, blah blah blah blah."

They talk like this is their last water bottle in the middle of desert. gees.

I've been fed that bullshit,

During the middle of it- I was like "mannnnn your hoe ass ain't no virgin"

MrPrena · 08-13-2015, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I've been fed that bullshit,

During the middle of it- I was like "mannnnn your hoe ass ain't no virgin"

hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yeah, they use that crap during 18-24ish.
One of my female friend was 34 10yrs ago. (now 44). She kept saying that to me, and I told her that I don't care you are whore who F'ed entire Naval Fleet or a nun.
I mean , at age of 34, and talking like a freaking 1st year frat girls. What the hell is wrong with her?
Maybe , she expected me to go to a dollar store and buy a plastic toy "virgin medal" for her.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 08-13-2015, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I've been fed that bullshit,

During the middle of it- I was like "mannnnn your hoe ass ain't no virgin"

hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yeah, they use that crap during 18-24ish.
One of my female friend was 34 10yrs ago. (now 44). She kept saying that to me, and I told her that I don't care you are whore who F'ed entire Naval Fleet or a nun.
I mean , at age of 34, and talking like a freaking 1st year frat girls. What the hell is wrong with her?
Maybe , she expected me to go to a dollar store and buy a plastic toy "virgin medal" for her.

They have those?

I should pick some up & start giving them out.

MrPrena · 08-13-2015, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

They have those?

I should pick some up & start giving them out.

They have the medals, but I might have to use sharpee and write that.

Virgin card= Get out of the Abandoning the date FREE card.
(even if i had a 90% chance to boink her that night) <---very hard to believe but true.,

NEFARIOUS · 08-13-2015, 09:19 PM

The way I see it, I'd prefer to have the merit of breaking someone's cherry and have them willing to learn and get deadpan action until she figures out how to interact and what she likes, rather than finding someone who you gave an entire year but can't even French that good, much less anything else in the end.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 08-13-2015, 11:48 PM

I miss Douche

Sara · 08-14-2015, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

After the first few inches it's like a virgin anyway -ha!

I'll see myself out.

V1.47fan · 08-14-2015, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Who the hell wants a virgin who doesnt know what they are doing?

Nobody said anything about wanting to sleep with a virgin. FYI, There are girls that are exclusive, know what they're doing in bed and aren't virgins.

You went to great lengths to refute a point that no one made.

Taskmaster · 08-14-2015, 07:21 AM

Sooo, how about the next interview?

Sara · 08-14-2015, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Nobody said anything about wanting to sleep with a virgin. FYI, There are girls that are exclusive, know what they're doing in bed and aren't virgins.

You went to great lengths to refute a point that no one made.

No,

I went off on this comment you made

"As exclusive as a town bike."

You were being insulting.

ASBSECU E93 · 08-14-2015, 08:53 AM

I've heard of the term 'community well'....but not as familiar with 'town bike'...?

bimmette · 08-14-2015, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Sooo, how about the next interview?

Hey you should conduct some!!! You're good on camera and you're the one who figured out how to record skype!!!

Mr.SugarSkulls · 08-14-2015, 12:34 PM

Girl talk

W/Mr S

ASBSECU E93 · 08-14-2015, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Girl talk

W/Mr S

In the words of the immortal poet Kelis.....

"His M6 (milkshake) brings all the girls to the yard....Damn right, it's better than yours"

Mr.SugarSkulls · 08-14-2015, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Girl talk

W/Mr S

In the words of the immortal poet Kelis.....

"His M6 (milkshake) brings all the girls to the yard....Damn right, it's better than yours"

MrPrena · 08-14-2015, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Girl talk

W/Mr S

teee heeeee

Let's do it! teee heee....

Girl talk#1 w/ mrss.
Mrss, some girls are talking about me. I am feeling peer pressure here. What should I do?

Girl talk#2 w/ mrss.
Mrss. there is a female (kid's friend's mom) who is pressuring (more like constantly encouraging me) me to buy my kid an ipod or tablet. I prefer not to , because I want my kid to have a healthy eye sight. She's pressuring me a lot. Everytime I want to pick my kid up, I try to avoid her now.
HELP! HELP! What should I do?

Taskmaster · 08-14-2015, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hey you should conduct some!!! You're good on camera and you're the one who figured out how to record skype!!!

Nope, I like seeing you. ;-)

bimmette · 08-14-2015, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hey you should conduct some!!! You're good on camera and you're the one who figured out how to record skype!!!

Nope, I like seeing you. ;-)

Aaaww ok.

ASBSECU E93 · 08-17-2015, 07:05 AM

Bump.....

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