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      12-05-2019, 09:47 AM   #1
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Exclamation Painful to watch this guy's mishap

Ooooooooouch! This did not end well.

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      12-05-2019, 10:16 AM   #2
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That's one way to clean your bum hole eh?
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      12-05-2019, 10:25 AM   #3
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OMG! That made mine pucker! Holy $h*t! I wish the link stayed broken!
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      12-05-2019, 10:28 AM   #4
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      12-05-2019, 11:57 AM   #5
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This happened to me once. The stool had hairy forearms though.
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      12-05-2019, 01:56 PM   #6
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This happened to me once. The stool had hairy forearms though.
I think that you meant to post that in the "confess here" thread
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      12-05-2019, 02:41 PM   #7
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That's what he gets for dancing like a $#(&$#(*!
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      12-05-2019, 07:04 PM   #8
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Suddenly Prancercise videos aren't the most cringeworthy thing on the OT....
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      12-05-2019, 07:46 PM   #9
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LMFAO
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      12-05-2019, 07:51 PM   #10
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Not all that funny if he punctured/perforated the sigmoid colon...
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      12-05-2019, 08:18 PM   #11
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Not all that funny if he punctured/perforated the sigmoid colon...
Very true. Sphincter probably got torn too.
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      12-05-2019, 08:39 PM   #12
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DAMN! Not cool at all lol
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      12-06-2019, 02:13 AM   #13
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Oh dude...are you alright?
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      12-06-2019, 04:59 AM   #14
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That’s insane!
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      12-06-2019, 06:13 AM   #15
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I wish I could erase what I just saw.....
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      12-06-2019, 06:46 AM   #16
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What's the point?

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      12-06-2019, 11:49 AM   #17
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also extremely fake?
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      12-06-2019, 12:00 PM   #18
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What's the point?

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      12-06-2019, 12:17 PM   #19
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Or

Maybe he enjoyed it?
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      12-06-2019, 01:02 PM   #20
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also extremely fake?
I tend to believe this
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      12-13-2019, 10:16 PM   #22
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It's fake, not blood on poor or leaked from pants
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