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      10-19-2015, 10:41 AM   #23
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because they (the adult kid) doesn't want to move out of mom's/dad's house? He is smart but is obsessed with those virtual reality computer games so he stays at home
-Your kid sounds like a dick...

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He is smart enough to teach you guys a thing or two
-Every father thinks their kid is the smartest...most of them are actually twats that masterbate using furniture. Tell your son to get a job and out of the fucking house and be a man.
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      10-19-2015, 01:13 PM   #24
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seriously...

by the time I was 24 I had a full time job, my own apartment and was banging chicks left and right.
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      10-19-2015, 01:19 PM   #25
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He said virtual reality computer game, but what he meant was one of those robot sex dolls. He didn't just want to come out and say it, but now everyone knows.
I'm thinking games like Second Life. But what he really needs to do is get his shit together and get a life.
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      10-19-2015, 05:37 PM   #26
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If he is so brilliant he should have already graduated college and made / be on his way to his first million in Silicon Valley or Wall Street. Then he could retire by 30 and play video games.

Do women now like guys that live at home, have no job or prospects and play games all day? I'm guessing no and wondering why that hasn't motivated him to get off his ass, either.
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      10-19-2015, 05:43 PM   #27
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^can't miss what you never had?

My oldest son (not of my loin) is 30+, and still lives with his mom (and me). His sperm donor was never in the picture.
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The OP never clarified whether or not the ex was attempting this using actual legal means to and I'm too lazy to look up the laws in CA concerning child support obligations, but if it's 18 (like most states), I would've laughed in the bitch's face and told her to go pound sand.
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Deal with the kid, not mom. Tell him you'll match his salary up to $X for time period Y. Tell him you'll help with rent up to $Z for time period Q. Get that controller out of his hands. Get him off his ass.
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He is smart enough to teach you guys a thing or two
Doubtful, since he cant figure out virtual reality video games =/= real life.

Or maybe he's this guy? http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1182028
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Doubtful, since he cant figure out virtual reality video games =/= real life.

/showthread.php?t=1182028[/url]
You're right, my son is totally dumb.. PS, Please vote for me when Bimmerpost offers it's annual Father of the Year awards.
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      10-20-2015, 05:06 PM   #32
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You're right, my son is totally dumb.. PS, Please vote for me when Bimmerpost offers it's annual Father of the Year awards.
With all due respect... Just curious, was this you when he was younger?

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The OP never clarified whether or not the ex was attempting this using actual legal means to and I'm too lazy to look up the laws in CA concerning child support obligations, but if it's 18 (like most states), I would've laughed in the bitch's face and told her to go pound sand.
I live in CA and she lives in MN, I got a call from some claims person (forget her exact title) about support on my answering machine, so I think she is going to request extended support because she is claiming he is disabled due to obesity. She has tried this before by sending my son to some online school cooking classes/pottery, stating that support was needed for college, so it doesn't surprise me.
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With all due respect... Just curious, was this you when he was younger?

That guy is much better looking.
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Hmm, so I can expect the 10yr old 155lb kid living in my house that sits on his ass playing video games all day to turn out like this.

Great
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The OP never clarified whether or not the ex was attempting this using actual legal means to and I'm too lazy to look up the laws in CA concerning child support obligations, but if it's 18 (like most states), I would've laughed in the bitch's face and told her to go pound sand.
I live in CA and she lives in MN, I got a call from some claims person (forget her exact title) about support on my answering machine, so I think she is going to request extended support because she is claiming he is disabled due to obesity. She has tried this before by sending my son to some online school cooking classes/pottery, stating that support was needed for college, so it doesn't surprise me.
You're making stuff up now, right?
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You're making stuff up now, right?
Nope.
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that's what they will likely teach him... and discipline.

a lotta pussies join the marines to come out hardened dicks. I'M KIDDING about being dicks. how does one resist a joke like that? it's impossible.

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I dont want that pussy to be representing our country

Well when you gotta make that mission for the month, you take some polished turds and turn them into lean and mean fighting machines. Oorah.
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      10-21-2015, 11:17 AM   #40
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Hmm, so I can expect the 10yr old 155lb kid living in my house that sits on his ass playing video games all day to turn out like this.

Great
You are rapidly reaching the point of no return. Even is s/he isn't "good" at sports, got to get him into SOMETHING that gets him outside, makes him interact with real humans, and breath, HARD.
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Hmm, so I can expect the 10yr old 155lb kid living in my house that sits on his ass playing video games all day to turn out like this.

Great
Sounds like me at that age.

However I spent it indoor playing piano all day long.

Now it's my career (and a very good one at that). I was fat until about 18 (now 27 and people always come to me for fitness advice) when I made a personal choice to make my health a priority, but that's something that comes with age.

Get the kid into music if you can. It's cheaper than therapy and he doesn't have to go outdoors if he's not comfortable. And it can really pay off in the long run.
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Kid is a pussy, ship his bitch ass off to Parris Island. Since he is 24 you have no legal obligation to support his lazy ass. And if his mommy needs money then tell her bitch ass to apply for welfare like the rest of the lazy losers.
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Kid is a pussy, ship his bitch ass off to Parris Island. Since he is 24 you have no legal obligation to support his lazy ass. And if his mommy needs money then tell her bitch ass to apply for welfare like the rest of the lazy losers.
Uh no. If she's on welfare that means I'm/we technically paying for it.

Tell her to get to hookin
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Uh no. If she's on welfare that means I'm/we technically paying for it.

Tell her to get to hookin
Or meth cooking.
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