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06-08-2020, 10:47 AM | #47 |
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Chick: "Are you as good in bed as you are on the dance floor?" Dude: *dances with her* Dude: "If you are as good in bed as you are on the dance floor - I bet your horrible in bed." Chick: "Well then why do they always send me flowers the next day?" Dude: "Maybe they thought you were dead."
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06-08-2020, 11:10 AM | #48 |
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06-08-2020, 11:12 AM | #49 |
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Make that three of us.
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06-08-2020, 11:23 AM | #51 |
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06-08-2020, 12:09 PM | #52 |
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06-08-2020, 12:24 PM | #53 |
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06-08-2020, 12:56 PM | #55 |
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06-08-2020, 01:36 PM | #56 |
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06-08-2020, 01:46 PM | #57 |
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06-08-2020, 01:54 PM | #58 |
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Breaking the rules but from Star Trek, Arsenal of Freedom episode.
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06-08-2020, 02:08 PM | #60 |
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06-08-2020, 02:30 PM | #61 |
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The most interesting thing about the movie is that the Nimitz was based in the Atlantic out of Norfolk at the time. For the Pearl Harbor scenes, the movie producers sent a production unit to Hawaii with instructions to paint the Nimitz's "68" onto another carrier to shoot the pier and in-port scenes. The captain of that carrier (non-nuclear USS Ranger CV-61?) allegedly pitched a fit, and the film either avoided showing the carrier's tower or lived with the continuity error hoping nobody would notice. Although the movie was not really popular with the critics, I really liked the historic story line...and grew to like it even more after hearing the behind-the-scenes stuff from the veteran who worked with the film crews on the ship.....
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