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      06-26-2015, 11:21 AM   #1321
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I always wanted to try this. Let's go Lups!
But jelly and nakedish men, we can do that other time!

Come on Tara, your dance to get to be the ultimate douche of a car forum! It's a wanted title!
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That's the right move my friend .
You just reminded me of a thread I want to do in the Motorsport section, one I know you'll appreciate
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I can tell that Tara can be quite witty and sarcastic.

She has proven this by putting a few people in their place and they basically couldn't come back at her.

Tara is the type of woman that looks sweet and harmless, so men will underestimate her based on her smile and appearance.

It is that underestimating mind set that people tent to have when they see a petite and smiling woman. So when she bares her claws, it catches people off guard and they lose balance or can't respond.

Deception, and being deviously clever is what makes a ninja so deadly.

Tara have proven to be quite deadly at time. she does it naturally, like flipping a switch.

Stay on your toes, just sayin, lol
Hahaha!!! Hmmm you are a wise one, Samurai
Thank you for the compliment. It is truly appreciated.

I will continue to take notes and raise my hand politely when I would like to interject, just like I always do, lol
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wow...me? weren't you the one asking about Sara's boobs for like 50 posts?

EAD ya creepy Belgian wally!
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I can tell that Tara can be quite witty and sarcastic.

She has proven this by putting a few people in their place and they basically couldn't come back at her.

Tara is the type of woman that looks sweet and harmless, so men will underestimate her based on her smile and appearance.

It is that underestimating mind set that people tent to have when they see a petite and smiling woman. So when she bares her claws, it catches people off guard and they lose balance or can't respond.

Deception, and being deviously clever is what makes a ninja so deadly.

Tara have proven to be quite deadly at time. she does it naturally, like flipping a switch.

Stay on your toes, just sayin, lol
Says our man of mystery! I've read your posts for a while now, and I'm afraid you're collecting a fan club here. I truly wish you're a geek locked in a basement in real life, the image I've build in my head makes you just too damn cool to hang out with bimmer crew.
Lol, I told you long ago, I tend to be the strong silent type.

I don't need a lot of fanfare, awards or ceremonies... I just want to get the job done.

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wow...me? weren't you the one asking about Sara's boobs for like 50 posts?

EAD ya creepy Belgian wally!
He was "only kidding". You know, the passive lie against true feelings.
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Sounds great , when you start with it just PM me the link .
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wow...me? weren't you the one asking about Sara's boobs for like 50 posts?

EAD ya creepy Belgian wally!
I nominate you to be interviewed. I'll help Tara with the questions, she'd let you stay on your Canada comfort zone, but you've had really interesting things and views lately.
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But I want to be bad cop too!
Okay, bring it on. Lets sort the title the age old method. A ring, gaged preferably, baby oil and jelly would be a nice touch too.

Now I'm picking samurai to put on the bikini with my handle on, go find your own warrior.
I'm not very European, so I won't do a bikini.

I don't mind watching women in their bikinis though.

I vaguely remember someone requesting pics of bikinis, so whenever you're ready!
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wow...me? weren't you the one asking about Sara's boobs for like 50 posts?

EAD ya creepy Belgian wally!
I nominate you to be interviewed. I'll help Tara with the questions, she'd let you stay on your Canada comfort zone, but you've had really interesting things and views lately.
Actually he volunteered so send me questions. But 954stealth is next.
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I nominate you to be interviewed. I'll help Tara with the questions, she'd let you stay on your Canada comfort zone, but you've had really interesting things and views lately.
Thanks Lups,

Tara already gave me the cold shoulder

Said I wasn't mysterious enough.

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I nominate you to be interviewed. I'll help Tara with the questions, she'd let you stay on your Canada comfort zone, but you've had really interesting things and views lately.
Thanks Lups,

Tara already gave me the cold shoulder

Said I wasn't mysterious enough.

Hahahaah ok, ok, what Lups wants, she gets!
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bimmette if @CANGRKE70 really wants to go this weekend that's cool. I'll have more time next weekend (as you saw in my long PM) since I won't be on the water
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Hahaha!!! Hmmm you are a wise one, Samurai
So is it Ninja Bimmette - or Bimmette Ninja now..?

Either way -
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Hahahaah ok, ok, what Lups wants, she gets!
Hahahahahahahahaha! I've never been so flattered!

I want to know, since the bad handle Canadian (as in I can't make any sense of the handle) has made great points while explaining others why a move they are considering is a bad one, what made him believe in humanity enough that he still possess such amount of patience?

I want to know what made him buy a white car when we know us boring old geezers need colors!

Um, his favorite stereotype he plays up while traveling.

Has he ever been pulled over by a mountaineer?

Does he have any single friends he hates who live far enough from me in a cottage with no outside connections that could take my sil?
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I'm not very European, so I won't do a bikini.

I don't mind watching women in their bikinis though.

I vaguely remember someone requesting pics of bikinis, so whenever you're ready!
Yeah, but I know men like those, and since Tara and I are the minority here, we need to please others too. You just need to suck it up and put one on for the team.
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Yeah, but I know men like those, and since Tara and I are the minority here, we need to please others too. You just need to suck it up and put one on for the team.
You should start a Bimmerpost O/T Swimsuit calendar. The next time someone comes here and complains about no job, no money we can just give them calendars to see on their nearest corner or exit ramp instead of blind gofundme dumps
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wow...me? weren't you the one asking about Sara's boobs for like 50 posts?

EAD ya creepy Belgian wally!
First..
You are not shooting with bacon , but with a whole pig !
The truth...
Yes I did and so what ?
But your number "50" is actually => - 48 = "2" times .
Most woman with design boobs are just proud of it , and that's why I was asking about it .
And I was only asking because they looked damn perfect , so I thought that Sara would take it as a compliment .
Even more true is the fact that I was not sure about the compliment with our cultural difference ...
Look over here it works like this...
I say to a woman with really good looking boobs , wow your boobs are looking really perfect .
This woman will think ...My boobs must be looking good , no matter if they are natural or design .
Actually sometimes I'm really suprised to see the reactions over here about such a simple subject .
So probably it's just cultural and we are way more open about stuff like this , it's just normal for over here .
Do you get this my friend ?
BTW...Most of the time when I'm just joking it's creepy for some ....Imagine !
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Grow up again but with words of reality ,and let all the prude behind you but I know I cannot change our cultural thing .
Hope this will help for once and for all..
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First..
You are not shooting with bacon , but with a whole pig !
The truth...
Yes I did and so what ?
But your number "50" is actually => - 48 = "2" times .
Most woman with design boobs are just proud of it , and that's why I was asking about it .
And I was only asking because they looked damn perfect , so I thought that Sara would take it as a compliment .
Even more true is the fact that I was not sure about the compliment with our cultural difference ...
Look over here it works like this...
I say to a woman with really good looking boobs , wow your boobs are looking really perfect .
This woman will think ...My boobs must be looking good , no matter if they are natural or design .
Actually sometimes I'm really suprised to see the reactions over here about such a simple subject .
So probably it's just cultural and we are way more open about stuff like this , it's just normal for over here .
Do you get this my friend ?
BTW...Most of the time when I'm just joking it's creepy for some ....Imagine !
Advice...
Grow up again but with words of reality ,and let all the prude behind you but I know I cannot change our cultural thing .
Hope this will help for once and for all..
Um. Bs.
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