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      07-21-2015, 03:07 PM   #2993
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Okay, if she shows up behind my door looking for a dating consult, I'll send her your way. Deal?

(Google told me she is one scary looking lady)
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      07-21-2015, 03:10 PM   #2994
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That neighborhood is known for bark but no bite. It happened 15yrs ago.
They are more concerned about not getting banned in the store.
The same guy showed up few weeks later, and I asked him "dude, I waited at 6am, where were you?"
He goes, "I was joking man..."

It didn't look like he was joking when he was acting crazy. haha
Glendale or the LBC? 15 years ago is a long time, compared to how people are now. Crazy will get you shot.
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      07-21-2015, 03:10 PM   #2995
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I have these boots I brought with me even here. 5" heel, worn 5 times. Bought 2 days before I killed my ankle. At 33, I know for sure I won't ever wear those again. Sad but life gets most of us, and I'm just happy to walk without a limp.


I will look like a wrinkled potato at 45. I'm okay with it.
I think you will look okay at 45.
You didn't even put any make ups on and posted 1/2 facial picture here. Without major makes ups on (or no make ups), looks good to me.

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      07-21-2015, 03:21 PM   #2996
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I think you will look okay at 45.
You didn't even put any make ups on and posted 1/2 facial picture here. Without major makes ups on (or no make ups), looks good to me.

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showpos...postcount=3959
Haha, well lied!

I think I have something on, the eye thingy that comes in a broom? Mascara?

Usually I don't have the time to care, or the skills to do it. If no mirrors in my way, I'm okay with that.
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      07-21-2015, 03:25 PM   #2997
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I think you will look okay at 45.
Okay?? Just OKAY??

She looks like the elf princess from Lord of the Rings (but 92% more blondE, 97% more violent/ill-tempered, and 100% stronger child bearing hips).
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      07-21-2015, 03:26 PM   #2998
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Haha, well lied!

I think I have something on, the eye thingy that comes in a broom? Mascara?

Usually I don't have the time to care, or the skills to do it. If no mirrors in my way, I'm okay with that.
LOL.


Well, me neither. I have no one to impress. I don't get promoted to look good. There is zero incentive or reward for me too look good.

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Nice legs are nice legs, no matter the age. Heels really do compliment that. 50s is pushing my acceptable age (to fool around with) but if she's attractive, why does it matter?
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Okay?? Just OKAY??

She looks like the elf princess from Lord of the Rings (but 92% more blondE, 97% more violent/ill-tempered, and 100% stronger child bearing hips).

I meant, very very good at 45.

Yeah, I can see that Lups looking like elf queen (GALADRIEL) at age of 45.



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Okay?? Just OKAY??

She looks like the elf princess from Lord of the Rings (but 92% more blondE, 97% more violent/ill-tempered, and 100% stronger child bearing hips).
Bahahahah, I forgot you've seen this horror story irl!



Sorry abt that, the 3 hours of sleep was really working for me then...

And I'm not violent! I just seldom back down.
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      07-21-2015, 04:03 PM   #3002
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I meant, very very good at 45.

Yeah, I can see that Lups looking like elf queen (GALADRIEL) at age of 45.



In my dreams, maybe. My hair will never look that good. I mean, it is clear that the woman in those photos did not need her car guy friends help to get the word for a thingy you brush them with (no coffee today, hair brush?). There are no stains in her clothes. Never gonna happen here.

(my son saw a woman with really bad hair today. "look mom, she's like you!!")
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      07-21-2015, 04:37 PM   #3003
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Elle has always been my favorite model.
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      07-21-2015, 04:44 PM   #3004
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Chit chatting with our courier service and he said to me on his way out, "Baby if I wasnt married, your last name would be M E ****" I about dropped my coffee laughing so hard. Funny guy.
Sorry but can somebody fill in the blanks for the silly Englishman
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In my dreams, maybe. My hair will never look that good. I mean, it is clear that the woman in those photos did not need her car guy friends help to get the word for a thingy you brush them with (no coffee today, hair brush?). There are no stains in her clothes. Never gonna happen here.

(my son saw a woman with really bad hair today. "look mom, she's like you!!")
That is nothing. My wife and I didn't take a shower today.
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      07-21-2015, 04:46 PM   #3006
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Okay?? Just OKAY??

She looks like the elf princess from Lord of the Rings (but 92% more blondE, 97% more violent/ill-tempered, and 100% stronger child bearing hips).
You just reminded me of this sorta techno-style song that has cuts from Lord of the Rings! It's in the Redline Supra Video. Probably my favorite car video of all time (I know it's not high quality since it was made in like 2005

Any of you guys remember this?!?!?

(Wouldn't let me post it here so this is the linky)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUvCeWb_9t4
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      07-21-2015, 05:06 PM   #3007
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Maybe it's the Newport types I'm seeing then, because there are a LOT of 50ish plus women in my AO that are Christie-like and stunning.

I'm not into the..."mature" types, but you do see them everywhere and they do make you take a second look.
Not sure how long you've been in Newport since you mentioned once about being form the East coast but Newport historically since the 70's has been home to tons of women with lots of work done. I used to work for a software firm right behind Fashion Island in the midst of all the doctor suites and you'd see the same ladies going in for tune ups all the time. Now I will give you I see a lot of stunning women in CDM/Newport when looking for surf on the weekends but very few I have met I would be willing to spend more than 30 minutes with. That type does not do it for me beyond physical.
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Not sure how long you've been in Newport since you mentioned once about being form the East coast but Newport historically since the 70's has been home to tons of women with lots of work done. I used to work for a software firm right behind Fashion Island in the midst of all the doctor suites and you'd see the same ladies going in for tune ups all the time. Now I will give you I see a lot of stunning women in CDM/Newport when looking for surf on the weekends but very few I have met I would be willing to spend more than 30 minutes with. That type does not do it for me beyond physical.
Been in the area most of my life now and I can't disagree with anything you've said. Saturdays on the patio of the CDM Starbucks or better yet, Fashion Island on any day...wow.

You mean the two medical buildings on San Miguel/MacArthur? They probably account for most of the silicone deliveries in the US.
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      07-21-2015, 06:21 PM   #3009
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I normally prefer vail,avon,crested butte, aspen , or jacksonhole over Newport beach. However, having McLaren dealership in Newport Beach a huge attraction for me. Hehehehe.
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      07-21-2015, 07:13 PM   #3010
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In my dreams, maybe. My hair will never look that good. I mean, it is clear that the woman in those photos did not need her car guy friends help to get the word for a thingy you brush them with (no coffee today, hair brush?). There are no stains in her clothes. Never gonna happen here.

(my son saw a woman with really bad hair today. "look mom, she's like you!!")
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      07-22-2015, 03:50 AM   #3012
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So................... who is next after this interview you are uploading??
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So................... who is next after this interview you are uploading??
Damn you
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Ok, this time I'm skyping with TheAxiom! It was really fun!

(Don't mind my funny hair, I had a ballet class and didn't know we'd be on Skype!)

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