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      03-30-2017, 03:39 PM   #1
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Wife turning 30 tomorrow what to do trade in for something younger,
less miles or run her down until wheels fall off
That was a joke I love my wife Cant believe how time fly so fast
Don't know what to buy for her its big year any ideas???
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Drive it like a rental car.
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Got it last year
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Take her on a vacation. Somewhere extravagant she will remember.
not sure about extravagant but going to Mexico in may
she loves beach
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Inevitably there is something she wants to do that you don't (e.g. ballet or opera). Surprise her with taking her to dinner and something she loves / you hate. Chicks dig sacrifice (even if it's only once every 10 years or so).
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Inevitably there is something she wants to do that you don't (e.g. ballet or opera). Surprise her with taking her to dinner and something she loves / you hate. Chicks dig sacrifice (even if it's only once every 10 years or so).
There is this one restaurant we use to go to before we moved further away
she always talks about it this might be good timing.
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Just get a weekend car. The wife is a daily beater.
This guy knows the good life , maybe get 2 weekend cars and have your self a carshow
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Keep her. Newer models are more expensive!

My wife has a big milestone birthday next year. My plan is to surprise her with a 3-4 day beach vacation for her and a couple of her girlfriends.
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This guy knows the good life , maybe get 2 weekend cars and have your self a carshow
Better yet have a local meet up so everyone can check out your cars.
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put some off-brand gas in her, so she realizes how good she had it...
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Definitely go with an experience (trips, parties, etc.), much better than some object like jewelry.

And some women are real touchy about the 'big 3-0' (some guys too) so make sure you highlight that you are looking forward to the next 30.
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Definitely go with an experience (trips, parties, etc.), much better than some object like jewelry.

And some women are real touchy about the 'big 3-0' (some guys too) so make sure you highlight that you are looking forward to the next 30.
Next 30? Be optimistic and go with next 50.
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Next 30? Be optimistic and go with next 50.
anything less than 40 and she's throwing a hissy fit for the next 3 weeks talkin bout "you just want me to to die so you and your side hoe can live happily ever after..."
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Got it I think she might like it LV purse
we will do dinner and drinks
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Got it I think she might like it LV purse
we will do dinner and drinks
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Don't cancel those reservations at the restaurant by where you used to live just yet.

The sales staff in the LV store took advantage of you being a man when you bought that "purse". It's actually a "box" and your wife will definitely be able to tell the difference.
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