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      10-06-2017, 12:28 PM   #1
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Let's Talk About Sex, Baby..

I think this needs a thread of it own, apparently birth control won't have to be covered again.

So guys, Where to stick your penis? We live in a world where you need double protection, and condoms break. I made a good list with a few friends of mine a week or two ago, so here are my suggestions!

1. A mildly heated, but raw chicken. Apparently both holes work.

2. Extra soft, perfectly oiled small towel, has to be warm to give the illusion. Rubber bands optional for grit.

3. Foot rub sex. To this women will gladly participate. You can just jerk yourself off while using the feet, we do a love (dyslexia fucked this one up in the original version ) to get a foot rub.

4. Have one kid that has a tummy ache. It takes away all dreams of sex for at least three years.


But anyway. How is this move fair?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...mepage%2Fstory
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I think this needs a thread of it own, apparently birth control won't have to be covered again.

So guys, Where to stick your penis? We live in a world where you need double protection, and condoms break. I made a good list with a few friends of mine a week or two ago, so here are my suggestions!

1. A mildly heated, but raw chicken. Apparently both holes work.

2. Extra soft, perfectly oiled small towel, has to be warm to give tue illusion. Rubber bands optional for grit.

3. Foot rub sex. To this women will gladly participate. You can just jerk yourself off while using the feet, we do a lot to get a foot rub.

4. Have one kid that has a tummy ache. It takes away all dreams of sex for at least three years.


But anyway. How is this move fair?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...mepage%2Fstory
Catching athletes penis doesn't sound like much fun to me..
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Catching athletes penis doesn't sound like much fun to me..
It does sound cooler than athletics foot tho, and would be covered by health insurances still probably.
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I'm a female, making men puke is my hobby.
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Just read the article.. that's appalling.
There's gonna be a baby boom!

And as for nuns filing lawsuits.. wtf??!
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So this would allow some employers to exempt themselves from offering contraception coverage on the basis or religious or moral grounds? How many companies will actually do this? Maybe 1%? I dont see what the big deal is. Not like they are outlawing birth control or anything. No doubt this will be spun as anti womens health or misogynistic or something equally disparaging.
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So this would allow some employers to exempt themselves from offering contraception coverage on the basis or religious or moral grounds? How many companies will actually do this? Maybe 1%? I dont see what the big deal is. Not like they are outlawing birth control or anything. No doubt this will be spun as anti womens health or misogynistic or something equally disparaging.
Why on earth would anyone pay for a thing they don't have to anymore?
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Why on earth would anyone pay for a thing they don't have to anymore?
Unless you can point to religious or moral grounds it sure seems like its still required Also the cost of covering birth control is probably a minuscule fraction of the total cost of insurance coverage so saving money is probably a moot point. Its about doing something you dont want to do because it violates your core beliefs (kind of like the infamous gay wedding cake scenario).
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So this would allow some employers to exempt themselves from offering contraception coverage on the basis or religious or moral grounds? How many companies will actually do this? Maybe 1%? I dont see what the big deal is. Not like they are outlawing birth control or anything. No doubt this will be spun as anti womens health or misogynistic or something equally disparaging.


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Unless you can point to religious or moral grounds it sure seems like its still required Also the cost of covering birth control is probably a minuscule fraction of the total cost of insurance coverage so saving money is probably a moot point. Its about doing something you dont want to do because it violates your core beliefs (kind of like the infamous gay wedding cake scenario).
And no corporation would ever exploit this?

When i lived there, the pills i took cost like 120 bucks per month. This is not a minor expense for most women. Also, many women suffer horribly if they can't have the pill even if they can't even remember what a penis is.

This will be a big issue for women. This is a male dominated forum for sure, but do note that things like this will impact men too.
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And no corporation would ever exploit this?

When i lived there, the pills i took cost like 120 bucks per month. This is not a minor expense for most women. Also, many women suffer horribly if they can't have the pill even if they can't even remember what a penis is.

This will be a big issue for women. This is a male dominated forum for sure, but do note that things like this will impact men too.
Perhaps a corporation would but I highly doubt it. And if they did and people thought it was disingenuous it would likely get media attention and hurt the company.

But simply including birth control coverage along with other Rx coverage in a health insurance plan is likely next to nothing $ wise which is why I think any actual monetary savings a company would see would be essentially nothing.

I think this whole thing is being blown out of proportion. This will probably have no impact on 99.9% of women.
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Perhaps a corporation would but I highly doubt it. And if they did and people thought it was disingenuous it would likely get media attention and hurt the company.

But simply including birth control coverage along with other Rx coverage in a health insurance plan is likely next to nothing $ wise which is why I think any actual monetary savings a company would see would be essentially nothing.

I think this whole thing is being blown out of proportion. This will probably have no impact on 99.9% of women.
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I dont know what that means.
A chicken, but grown to be eaten and fast. A few weeks ago i had a lovely chat with my friends about how to replace a dream of a sex life with something. We got creative with our ideas (okay, i did).
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A chicken, but grown to be eaten and fast. A few weeks ago i had a lovely chat with my friends about how to replace a dream of a sex life with something. We got creative with our ideas (okay, i did).
What's a sex life?
Oh, wait.. I think I remember what that was..
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Oh, wait.. I think I remember what that was..
We concluded in our conversation with my friends that we need time to google the word, but that we are open for options to figure the word combination out again.

We all knew enough yo wrap it up, even while being on the pill. We just can't remember why we think that's important and where to stuff the pill in a warm towel or a chicken.

(we were not exactly sober while having our chat.)
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We concluded in our conversation with my friends that we need time to google the word, but that we are open for options to figure the word combination out again.

We all knew enough yo wrap it up, even while being on the pill. We just can't remember why we think that's important and where to stuff the pill in a warm towel or a chicken.

(we were not exactly sober while having our chat.)
The pill gets popped inside the chicken before it's used.. don't you know ANYTHING??!!
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The pill gets popped inside the chicken before it's used.. don't you know ANYTHING??!!
Dude how early do you buy your poultry?

Fucking Brits don't know shit about shit that can cum with badly timed chicken dip.

(Remember to keep this serious, this is the birth control of 0.01 percent of working us women, or rather, their partners).
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Fucking Brits don't know shit about shit that can cum with badly timed chicken dip.

(Remember to keep this serious, this is the birth control of 0.01 percent of working us women, or rather, their partners).
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