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      04-09-2015, 12:17 PM   #1
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Holy Crap. Parking your boat in your boat. I feel soooo insignificant.
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So stupid.

What if you have two boats you want to park in it???

Useless.
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If there was ever something in the world to make me feel pitifully poor, I'm pretty sure that's going to be it. Thanks for killing the self esteem I built up today.
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So stupid.

What if you have two boats you want to park in it???

Useless.
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(Beyond-the-First-World Problem)
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If there was ever something in the world to make me feel pitifully poor, I'm pretty sure that's going to be it. Thanks for killing the self esteem I built up today.
The coolness factor of that boat is off the scale by a good margin.
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If there was ever something in the world to make me feel pitifully poor, I'm pretty sure that's going to be it. Thanks for killing the self esteem I built up today.
If I ever even get the chance to be on something like that (will likely never happen), I'd insist on reliving the scene from Wolf of Wall Street where I throw lobsters at people from the deck.
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Holy Crap. Parking your boat in your boat. I feel soooo insignificant.
that's because you've been basing your self esteem on your bimmerpost points
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      04-09-2015, 12:34 PM   #8
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You guys have never pulled your skiff, PWC, or hovercraft into your yacht? OK, UP to your yacht landing area, then had James park it for you??? Yawn
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that's because you've been basing your self esteem on your bimmerpost points
Not quite. But my house will seem pretty dinky this evening when I go home.
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Not quite. But my house will seem pretty dinky this evening when I go home.
Do you feel bad because you are not the king of england? If so everybody within a nuclear bomb blast of you deserves to feel the same way.
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You guys have never pulled your skiff, PWC, or hovercraft into your yacht? OK, UP to your yacht landing area, then had James park it for you??? Yawn
Ever since I stupidly opted for the helipad on the top deck, I quickly realized that I ran out of money and couldn't buy the helicopter to park on it.


I did however take what little money I had left and spent it on hookers and blow and a week long extravaganza in the dead sea with Lynard Skynard as the guest appearance.
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Ever since I stupidly opted for the helipad on the top deck, I quickly realized that I ran out of money and couldn't buy the helicopter to park on it.


I did however take what little money I had left and spent it on hookers and blow and a week long extravaganza in the dead sea with Lynard Skynard as the guest appearance.
Without the helipad, LS couldn't have landed/performed. They would never come to mine if I sent a boat, even if the gunwales were crowded with blowing hookers
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Without the helipad, LS couldn't have landed/performed. They would never come to mine if I sent a boat, even if the gunwales were crowded with blowing hookers
True. I was a little disappointed because I was really counting on Oprah to show up, but she had prior arrangements in the manatee exhibit at the zoo.
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So she's on the weight upswing again?
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Daymn! Wow just Wow!

I closed my eyes and did a little dreaming......

Woke up and, Oh....yeah, not going to happen
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Do you feel bad because you are not the king of england? If so everybody within a nuclear bomb blast of you deserves to feel the same way.
Nah, never wanted to be king. But everyone within the blast radius should indeed feel insignificant. Peasants.
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Nah, never wanted to be king. But everyone within the blast radius should indeed feel insignificant. Peasants.
We can't ALL feel superior!
Well you can if you don't look at anybody else just live in your own world
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that's because you've been basing your self esteem on your bimmerpost points
And you base yours on the stupidity of each post you make.
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Talk about the ultimate luxury, right?
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I would need a bigger yacht so that I could park my other yacht. Cause personally I wouldn't be caught dead riding in that dingy.
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I would still own it and get laid like Leonardo Dicaprio
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And you base yours on the stupidity of each post you make.
is it computer hour at the asylum?
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