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      09-16-2014, 09:09 PM   #1
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The Next Time You Are Drunk, Post Here.

Let's here some funny drunk comments

rants, raves, questions, nothing is off the table. This is your forum to express your drunk self.


Fair Balance: these are the forum rules, govern yourself accordingly
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There's an old thread, some of you might remember: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...hlight=drinkin

but guess what? We're starting over.

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      09-16-2014, 09:12 PM   #2
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Should I go first?

Oh wait, I just did.
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      09-16-2014, 09:34 PM   #3
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      09-16-2014, 09:38 PM   #4
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I don't want that to happen. You don't have to say you're drunk.

Just say what's on your mind
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Line up people, the band will be swinging by shortly, gotta jump in
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I don't want that to happen. You don't have to say you're drunk.

Just say what's on your mind

i think you have it backwards. i'm sure it's fine to post while you're drunk... it's saying what's on your mind while you're drunk that might be the problem for some. haha

regardless, i'm game!
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i think you have it backwards. i'm sure it's fine to post while you're drunk... it's saying what's on your mind while you're drunk that might be the problem for some. haha

regardless, i'm game!
Good point ... I see this as being hilarious! I'll be waiting for the first morning post too, that'll be classic.
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Do it @squishy
We all know you've been drinking since 3pm
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      09-16-2014, 10:24 PM   #9
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Hold on, getting a beer.
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      09-16-2014, 10:25 PM   #10
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I'm not drunk right now... That is because last night, I was so drunk I passed out while I was taking a leak. I woke up on the floor of my bathroom next to the toilet.

Yup...
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I'm not drunk right now... That is because last night, I was so drunk I passed out while I was taking a leak. I woke up on the floor of my bathroom next to the toilet.

Yup...
On the tile or do you have one of those toilet mats?



@lups just one beer?
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On the tile or do you have one of those toilet mats?



@lups just one beer?
Tile.. with my back against the cabinet thing that sits on the floor. I fell back and my back hit the corner and I have a foot long scratch going up my back. I just glad my face didn't hit the rim of the toilet. That would have sucked.
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Tile.. with my back against the cabinet thing that sits on the floor. I fell back and my back hit the corner and I have a foot long scratch going up my back. I just glad my face didn't hit the rim of the toilet. That would have sucked.
lol I haven't been that drunk since my University days
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On the tile or do you have one of those toilet mats?



@lups just one beer?
Dude, you have to start somewhere. I had a great day so this is how I will end it.
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lol I haven't been that drunk since my University days
I haven't been that drunk ever. I didn't even drink that much.

This is all Lups' fault btw.
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I haven't been that drunk ever. I didn't even drink that much.

This is all Lups' fault btw.
HEY NOW! Just because I was the company involved, I did not give you alcohol!

I would've after the day you had, but the distance alone made it impossible. Go get a beer wah and stop whining like a little bitch.

That smiley kind of shows your face from the morning perfectly.
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opening the second one. Just to make sure everyone who read the blog knows: I never have time to do this, but this day rocked so well, I think even a third one is an option. Then we have a drunken Lups and forum still open. Sorry for that guys.
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I'm feelin some spaghetti in about an hour or so
Go eat.

OP as a drinking thread, you should not pass out first, you know?
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Go eat.

OP as a drinking thread, you should not pass out first, you know?
I gotchu luscious
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Dude, have you ever ventured to the F8x forum? No way this shit is bad compared to the totals bs I write there. I have no idea how I'm on this forum still, though I'm not complaining, this is a fun place.

I'd ban myself in seconds if I had the power.
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