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      01-26-2017, 07:34 AM   #1
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      01-26-2017, 08:29 AM   #2
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      01-26-2017, 08:34 AM   #3
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      01-26-2017, 09:01 AM   #4
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      01-26-2017, 09:03 AM   #5
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      01-26-2017, 09:10 AM   #6
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Hey, you only live once and there is no reset button. But before you make your Cassanova speech, please for the love of God grab her by the pussy.
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      01-26-2017, 09:15 AM   #7
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If only she didn't look like a 14 yr old lesbian w that boy cut hairdo she was rocking at the women's rally last week
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      01-26-2017, 09:30 AM   #8
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she's over 30 though..
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      01-26-2017, 11:18 AM   #9
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      01-26-2017, 11:20 AM   #10
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If only she didn't look like a 14 yr old lesbian w that boy cut hairdo she was rocking at the women's rally last week
And annoying af.
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      01-26-2017, 01:16 PM   #11
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Who was she dating prior to being recently single?

I don't keep up with celebrity drama or personal lives
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      01-26-2017, 02:03 PM   #12
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^ obviously not OP
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      01-26-2017, 05:56 PM   #13
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She was married to Ryan Reynolds before this marriage. Been around like a record. Show her your Oh face OP
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      01-26-2017, 06:06 PM   #14
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She's really not all that.
Ahhh...what???
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      01-26-2017, 06:26 PM   #15
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So much boob
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      01-26-2017, 06:30 PM   #16
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So much boob
And they're real. She's ridiculous.
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      01-26-2017, 06:31 PM   #17
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Scarlett is in Belgium....
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      01-26-2017, 07:09 PM   #18
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      01-26-2017, 07:58 PM   #19
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I guess this is OP? LOL.
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      01-26-2017, 08:11 PM   #20
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she's a cutie with boobies
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      01-26-2017, 08:13 PM   #21
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She is sometimes very attractive and sometimes just okay. I remember the first attractive moment was when she was running in the movie "The Island." That was when I was like "damnnn boobies!!!"
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      01-26-2017, 08:16 PM   #22
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She is sometimes very attractive and sometimes just okay. I remember the first attractive moment was when she was running in the movie "The Island." That was when I was like "damnnn boobies!!!"
that movie got a lot of shit

i enjoyed it

and her...i enjoyed her for 25 minutes in my bathtub with a 42oz bottle of lotion
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