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      11-02-2016, 12:29 PM   #42021
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Also bro, why is everyone an au pair? And why are they always attractive but dumb af lol I hate that shit.
Glorified babysitting jobs are all the uneducated girls can get.
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Bro I fucking love that finance thread that shit is making my day.
Dude, we aren't even close to being on topic. LOL
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Also bro, why is everyone an au pair? And why are they always attractive but dumb af lol I hate that shit.
I noticed that too. I didn't know that profession was even popular until Tinder. LOL
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Glorified babysitting jobs are all the uneducated girls can get.
Define uneducated. I know plenty of girls with communications degrees that are still serving or bar tending.
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Glorified babysitting jobs are all the uneducated girls can get.
*sigh* At least they're nice to look at. Like a Mercedes.

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Dude, we aren't even close to being on topic. LOL

I noticed that too. I didn't know that profession was even popular until Tinder. LOL
Like it's not even a profession. Smh.
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      11-02-2016, 12:31 PM   #42025
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Glorified babysitting jobs are all the uneducated girls can get.
Define uneducated. I know plenty of girls with communications degrees that are still serving or bar tending.
Oh. That's sad.
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Define uneducated. I know plenty of girls with communications degrees that are still serving or bar tending.
I want an educated stripper.
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      11-02-2016, 12:35 PM   #42028
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Useful education. Everyone's taking business, but no one understands supply and demand...
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Like it's not even a profession. Smh.
I know, right.
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I want an educated stripper.
I mean, every time I go to the strip club, they be telling me shit like they're studying to be a nurse, lawyer, etc. Then I'm like "Mhm...so what you gonna do for this hundy?"

*Proceeds to be escorted to the back*
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I know, right.

I mean, every time I go to the strip club, they be telling me shit like they're studying to be a nurse, lawyer, etc. Then I'm like "Mhm...so what you gonna do for this hundy?"

*Proceeds to be escorted to the back*
Private tutoring. #drakevoice
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Private tutoring. #drakevoice
I like to think that I'm this type of Drake.



But really...
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But really...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like to think that I'm this type of Drake.



But really...
You be the type of dude to go down on a girl and cum before she does....aren't you?
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Bro that's gotta be the funniest shit you've ever posted. I know both of those songs so I only needed to look at the titles LOL.
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Drake is such a wholesome young man.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bro that's gotta be the funniest shit you've ever posted. I know both of those songs so I only needed to look at the titles LOL.
HAHAHA I was laughing my ass off as I was posting it. I was hoping somebody would catch on. LMAO
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You be the type of dude to go down on a girl and cum before she does....aren't you?
Bro, how are you going to talk shit when you don't even go down on girls!?
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Maybe because they are hairier down there than he is up top?
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Maybe because they are hairier down there than he is up top?
Little bit of hair shouldn't bother him. Lol
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