I need to find a man!

[jtodd_fl]

This stuff cracks me up in a depressing sort of way.
- Being an asshole knows no gender.
- Being a discriminator on the basis of sex knows no gender.
- Being an overly picky person who wants something they cannot have knows no gender.
- Making weak-minded decisions based on social programming of who you think you should be or who you think your friends want you to be knows no gender.
- Wanting to be married or wanting to be single, wanting to have kids or wanting to be childless knows no gender.

These are human things.

/rant

I am curmudgeonly today. Typical guy!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You sound jaded. I've seen plenty of amazing men fall for women that are nowhere near perfect and don't meet a checklist. It is about some compromise but a lot of women don't believe in settling which can lead to keeping a man until someone better comes along.

This tends to make some men bitter.

It's a vicious cycle and neither sex has more or less blame.

Maybe I am jaded. I've been through a lot of bs.


I can't speak for other people. Just what I'm observing. I'm not that type of person. I won't date a man if I feel that I might stray. If you're realistic and not delusional from the start, it makes things easier. Some people think they can change a person and look past some deal breakers, in the end, you just end up wasting someone else's time and your own.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Settling is a strong word, I mean after I realized my true love wasn't going to come for me, I had to let go and find an other. Who knew humphrey bogart had died already?


And nobody is getting laid.

People need to get over finding "The One". Go into a relationship with no expectations and see what happens. If it's no good, move on. The key is to take what you learned with you and apply it to the next one.

Date as many as you like, just don't continue to date the same type of person you meet at the same places doing the same things.

Variety is the spice of life but by trying different foods throughout our lives, we've learned that there are some types of foods that we wouldn't mind having every day. Same for traits in people. What's the worth if a smoking hot chick with a rocking (flexible) body is annoying to be around because of a negative attitude or lack of education or lack of emotional maturity. Same goes for a guy of course. You can only sit on a guys face for so long. Eventually he's got to open his mouth to talk to you and if that's annoying, what's the use? Plus, apparently women don't want to see the helicopter dick every day. (this was news to me)

Anyhow, dating lots of people (don't read whoring yourself out, JT) can fine tune your personality reading skills and help you hone in on what you want out of a person if you're going to be around them every day. And at some point while doing this, you're gonna get laid.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

People need to get over finding "The One". Go into a relationship with no expectations and see what happens. If it's no good, move on. The key is to take what you learned with you and apply it to the next one.

Date as many as you like, just don't continue to date the same type of person you meet at the same places doing the same things.

Variety is the spice of life but by trying different foods throughout our lives, we've learned that there are some types of foods that we wouldn't mind having every day. Same for traits in people. What's the worth if a smoking hot chick with a rocking (flexible) body is annoying to be around because of a negative attitude or lack of education or lack of emotional maturity. Same goes for a guy of course. You can only sit on a guys face for so long. Eventually he's got to open his mouth to talk to you and if that's annoying, what's the use? Plus, apparently women don't want to see the helicopter dick every day. (this was news to me)

Anyhow, dating lots of people (don't read whoring yourself out, JT) can fine tune your personality reading skills and help you hone in on what you want out of a person if you're going to be around them every day. And at some point while doing this, you're gonna get laid.

You had me at the "he has to open his mouth" part. Please let Aatish know how this works.

(also, I agree with your sentiment above [except the helicopter dick, apparently])

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Maybe I am jaded. I've been through a lot of bs.


I can't speak for other people. Just what I'm observing. I'm not that type of person. I won't date a man if I feel that I might stray. If you're realistic and not delusional from the start, it makes things easier. Some people think they can change a person and look past some deal breakers, in the end, you just end up wasting someone else's time and your own.

Too true. I have a friend who i told to run for the hills when his then GF did some crazy crap. He just told me yesterday that he's getting divorced over the same crazy crap. Sad to see all that time wasted. I'm just trying to get him to see what went wrong and learn from it. For him, he's got to identify people who need "fixing" and move on from them. He's a sucker for that crap and thus, he's been a doormat for all of the women in his life.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

You had me at the "he has to open his mouth" part. Please let Aatish know how this works.

(also, I agree with your sentiment above [except the helicopter dick, apparently])

I thought it's all about the tongue?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

People need to get over finding "The One". Go into a relationship with no expectations and see what happens. If it's no good, move on. The key is to take what you learned with you and apply it to the next one.

Date as many as you like, just don't continue to date the same type of person you meet at the same places doing the same things.

Variety is the spice of life but by trying different foods throughout our lives, we've learned that there are some types of foods that we wouldn't mind having every day. Same for traits in people. What's the worth if a smoking hot chick with a rocking (flexible) body is annoying to be around because of a negative attitude or lack of education or lack of emotional maturity. Same goes for a guy of course. You can only sit on a guys face for so long. Eventually he's got to open his mouth to talk to you and if that's annoying, what's the use? Plus, apparently women don't want to see the helicopter dick every day. (this was news to me)

Anyhow, dating lots of people (don't read whoring yourself out, JT) can fine tune your personality reading skills and help you hone in on what you want out of a person if you're going to be around them every day. And at some point while doing this, you're gonna get laid.

I emailed your words to my friend. I think the advice about sitting is a great one!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

You had me at the "he has to open his mouth" part. Please let Aatish know how this works.

(also, I agree with your sentiment above [except the helicopter dick, apparently])

Yeah, what's with that. It's like the coolest thing ever, i can't imagine why women don't like it. I get the whole shaking side to side thing is grade schoolish and unwanted, but the helicopter move takes some pelvis gyrational skill damnit!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

You had me at the "he has to open his mouth" part. Please let Aatish know how this works.

(also, I agree with your sentiment above [except the helicopter dick, apparently])

"The helicopter dick" is a pornmovie made in Japan !

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

"The helicopter dick" is a pornmovie made in Japan !

Seem ironic it's in Japan?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Seem ironic it's in Japan?

You got me wrong about the Japanese pornmovie ..
And my problem is that I'm not sure if can describe the "Japanese sex-position" from the helicopter dick on here..
You know I work for a Japanese company and a Japanese guy showed me last year the video from the Japanese helicopter dick on his mobile .

Anyway you would not believe it..

[The Choosey begger]

Can we go back to Lups hot single friend or nah?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by anglo

Can we go back to Lups hot single friend or nah?

I prefer the current line, so ...

For Christmas charity, we could have a helicopter competition!

[atxgt3]

Originally Posted by anglo

Can we go back to Lups hot single friend or nah?

We still don't know if she's hot, so nah.

[Aatish]

I would probably lose at that competition.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I would probably lose at that competition.

Yeah my friend....Your drone crashed already !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by atxgt3

We still don't know if she's hot, so nah.

The longer the wait...the hotter she will be !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I would probably lose at that competition.

I doubt it, some of us have very little to shake.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah my friend....Your drone crashed already !

Luckily I fixed it, my friend. Carbon fiber props. Instead of shattering, they'll just cut through whatever they hit!

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

The longer the wait...the hotter she will be !

Yep

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Luckily I fixed it, my friend. Carbon fiber props. Instead of shattering, they'll just cut through whatever they hit!

Congrats Bhai
I always knew you have lots of skillz...

I work with suckers without a human brain and they remind me of..."Your wish is my command"

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

I prefer the current line, so ...

For Christmas charity, we could have a helicopter competition!

Originally Posted by Lups

I doubt it, some of us have very little to shake.

Helicopter boobs!