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      10-15-2015, 10:29 AM   #8163
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I had Opah last night...to go with that chowder. Check out Opah. It's a tasty humongous warm-blooded fish.
You couldn't have had Oprah last night...., she was with me.
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You couldn't have had Oprah last night...., she was with me.
An Opah is about the size of Oprah.
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      10-15-2015, 10:31 AM   #8165
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Biorin - Finalizing the organizational budget, Round 1....Let the Blood-Letting begin!!!!

Make no mistake - my group has their budget on lock...but watching Marketing ask for a couple million more is
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      10-15-2015, 10:32 AM   #8166
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Make no mistake - my group has their budget on lock...but watching Marketing ask for a couple million more is
Did you say budgets?
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An Opah is about the size of Oprah.
I tried to google Oprah Food because I didn't know what you were talking about. I still don't, but I did find this amazing picture of my one true love;

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      10-15-2015, 10:37 AM   #8168
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I tried to google Oprah Food because I didn't know what you were talking about. I still don't, but I did find this amazing picture of my one true love;

Delicious Jenny Craig hot dog om nom nom
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      10-15-2015, 10:44 AM   #8169
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Remove all sources or imagery of 'shim' along with that disaster of a 'family'.


Fuckin douchebag has shim's own show. I'm so much more interesting than that twat and I don't get my own TV show.
I would be happy if that entire family crawled into a cave.
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I would be happy if that entire family crawled into a cave.
You forgot the gasoline and road flares...
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      10-15-2015, 10:48 AM   #8171
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Well have you even attempted to sell the premise of your show to a producer? Hmmm I think not. So don't blame poor Bruce. I'm gonna start a fan club for those anti the anti Bruce club.
Yes I have, "Keeping Up With The William". It's a show about me, parading around town, cat calling women from my car, binge drinking and yelling at inanimate objects, playing hockey and golf, and going out to lunches with friends to start gossip about the locals.

Haha, that club would never make it. I smell defeat already. My club is already 2 members strong. Oprah being one of them.
Hmm sounds like an enthralling show to me. Although it would be even better if Bimmette moved in next door and made guest appearances
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      10-15-2015, 10:50 AM   #8172
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I would be happy if that entire family crawled into a cave.
I would be happy if they walked in front of a train.


If they're alive in a cave, it would just give them a premise for a new TV show.
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Hmm sounds like an enthralling show to me. Although it would be even better if Bimmette moved in next door and made guest appearances
Nice! Totally like 'Girl Next Door' type stuff, where it'll show me peeping through your window from a tree, where the tree branch breaks under the pressure of my weight. I fall to the ground when you hear a large crash. You rush outside to see me wallowed and withered on the ground, we make eye contact and from there, sets the mood for the rest of the season.
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Hmm sounds like an enthralling show to me. Although it would be even better if Bimmette moved in next door and made guest appearances
Nice! Totally like 'Girl Next Door' type stuff, where it'll show me peeping through your window from a tree, where the tree branch breaks under the pressure of my weight. I fall to the ground when you hear a large crash. You rush outside to see me wallowed and withered on the ground, we make eye contact and from there, sets the mood for the rest of the season.
Well just don't break your arm when you fall because I don't like performing first aid.
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Well just don't break your arm when you fall because I don't like performing first aid.
I won't break my arm. I might get the wind knocked out of me, so be prepared to administer CPR.
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Well just don't break your arm when you fall because I don't like performing first aid.
I won't break my arm. I might get the wind knocked out of me, so be prepared to administer CPR.
Ugh, I probably won't do it right, but I guess I could try.
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I'm still waiting for my new Billy boy interview. No way related to my previous billy boy. Just need to make it clear that this is the "NEW" to me Billy boy.
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I'm still waiting for my new Billy boy interview. No way related to my previous billy boy. Just need to make it clear that this is the "NEW" to me Billy boy.
We're shooting for tonight. I fixed the issue on my end.
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He was very frequent guy. He suddenly doesn't come here. I would say it has been since May this year.

My guess is that he finally stole his best friend's gf. *I kid I kid*
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Biorin - Finalizing the organizational budget, Round 1....Let the Blood-Letting begin!!!!

Make no mistake - my group has their budget on lock...but watching Marketing ask for a couple million more is
Did you say budgets?
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Budget, Income Statements, Balance Sheets, Loan loss provision....

I know how you like the dirty talk
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My guess is that he finally stole his best friend's gf. *I kid I kid*
Priorities, right?
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Budget, Income Statements, Balance Sheets, Loan loss provision....

I know how you like the dirty talk
Hubba hubba. All I need in life is someone who will whisper their MIRR in my ear at night and then tell me about the rates they're applying to their deferred tax assets and liabilities...
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I'm planning on doing a balance transfer of $10,000 @ 0% fixed interest rate for 24 months. I'm also planning on reallocating my investments into high risk high yield markets to better disperse my discretionary assets. My bonds are also being diversified as we speak.
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I'm planning on doing a balance transfer of $10,000 @ 0% fixed interest rate for 24 months. I'm also planning on reallocating my investments into high risk high yield markets to better disperse my discretionary assets. My bonds are also being diversified as we speak.
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