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      03-08-2017, 03:11 PM   #48027
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At the risk of taking over for jgoens and Skunkwerks I need to know what company makes the gas masks for gophers. I want to buy majority stock and either a) profit on how many they must be selling or b) run it into the ground so I can successfully clear my yard of the little buggers with my smoke sticks that actually had me laying in bed dizzy and sick Saturday afternoon.
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      03-08-2017, 03:15 PM   #48028
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      03-08-2017, 03:19 PM   #48029
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True, but he was wise beyond his not very many years not to comment any further.

And in no world could "Sheesh" be construed as agreeing with your original comment.

Edit - I have a stupid question for you to respond to in the firearms thread.
The guy that said sheesh actually APPOINTED her at the Cocaine god mother of BP OT. He doesn't have to agree, he knows what cocaine god mothers are capable of.
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      03-08-2017, 03:26 PM   #48030
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..., may I have some of said cocaine? Asking for a friend.
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      03-08-2017, 04:08 PM   #48031
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..., may I have some of said cocaine? Asking for a friend.
After knowing what the god mother supplying said cocaine will make you do (according to Tonka anyways)...you still want some?

Interesting....
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      03-08-2017, 04:15 PM   #48032
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..., yes please. Cocaine now. Delivery or pick up only? Just want a key, not some crazy amount.
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      03-08-2017, 04:49 PM   #48033
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      03-08-2017, 05:02 PM   #48034
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had a urinalysis done and test came back with a tiny bit of blood present in urine...I'm a male, so it's a bit confusing why there was blood in urine

any of you know what it could mean/has it happened to you before?? perhaps UTI? (though I didn't have symptoms of UTI)
Bhai..Do you have high blood pressure ?

Kidneys suffer from high blood pressure and cause blood in your urine.
No big deal..
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Sounds like a job for Ambiorix.
BOOM !!!
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      03-08-2017, 05:10 PM   #48036
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I was going to say don't count on anyone here, but then I saw the below. And I laughed. Because it was probably true.
Your posts have reached a level of ignorant arrogance and disillusioned nature, it's amazing you are actually allowed in society !
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      03-08-2017, 05:14 PM   #48037
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BOOM !!!
Some of his descendants are in Montana.
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      03-08-2017, 05:37 PM   #48038
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Some of his descendants are in Montana.
I know *he/you* have balls but he needs a sword and an ax for the slaughter on the battlefield ....

See this often in my nightmares and he has zero chance with his big colt against this...
With balistas they are even worse !
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      03-08-2017, 05:53 PM   #48039
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BOOM !!!
So youre going to do it. Got it. Usually theres denial but that was easier than I thought itd be.
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      03-08-2017, 05:54 PM   #48040
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I was going to say don't count on anyone here, but then I saw the below. And I laughed. Because it was probably true.
Your posts have reached a level of ignorant arrogance and disillusioned nature, it's amazing you are actually allowed in society !
I'm confused... are you speaking about yourself? Because this describes belgie perfectly?
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      03-08-2017, 05:59 PM   #48041
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Thats so Belgie.
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      03-08-2017, 06:50 PM   #48042
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So youre going to do it. Got it. Usually theres denial but that was easier than I thought itd be.
William *you* need to realize I'm the civilized version of Ambiorix !
On the other hand some chicks ask for doggy because of this...
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      03-08-2017, 06:58 PM   #48043
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William *you* need to realize I'm the civilized version of Ambiorix !
On the other hand some chicks ask for doggy because of this...
You are so fucking weird dude.
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I'm confused... are you speaking about yourself? Because this describes belgie perfectly?
What shit are you smoking again man ?

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      03-08-2017, 07:02 PM   #48045
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William *you* need to realize I'm the civilized version of Ambiorix !
On the other hand some chicks ask for doggy because of this...
You are so fucking weird dude.
Does "weird" really cover it? The smell of your pee after eating asparagus is "weird"... This needs a more severe word...
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You are so fucking weird dude.
I saw much worse on here dude .
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      03-08-2017, 07:13 PM   #48047
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Like Ambiorix, Phil is outnumbered.
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Does "weird" really cover it? The smell of your pee after eating asparagus is "weird"... This needs a more severe word...
Pee ? Here you go dude and watch your head !
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