The Top 10 Douchebag Cars

jibaholic101 · 08-16-2009, 07:12 PM

i loled at the jetta because i knew a guy in HS that had that car and acted like that

immiketoo · 08-16-2009, 07:16 PM

Jeremy Clarkson says all M3 owners are cocks.... We should be #1

fwmcb · 08-16-2009, 08:37 PM

That's quite the list! Both my car and my gf's are in the top two spots, lol... I'm betting that the author likely drives an early 90's Ford Fiesta...

touareg · 08-16-2009, 10:29 PM

LMAO...this list would be the "seriously uncool" section of a North American TG cool wall

jaykayle3 · 08-17-2009, 12:53 AM

I thought this article was really funny, so I showed it to a few of my friends while they were over. One of them has been looking for a used g35 coupe on craigslist and told me that the picture used on the douchebag car site looked familiar. So he pulls up an ad on houston craigslist, and lo and behold the douchebag g35 driver in the article is selling his salvaged g35 in houston lmao! My friend decided to send him an email with a link to the article.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1305524885.html

Hopefully he responds lmao. Click on the cardomains link on his craigslist ad and scroll down. You'll see his douchebag picture that is featured in the article. We got a damn good laugh out of it.

koreez88 · 08-17-2009, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by immiketoo

Jeremy Clarkson says all M3 owners are cocks.... We should be #1

He then said that people who don't own M3's are cocks.

ptack · 08-17-2009, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by koreez88

He then said that people who don't own M3's are cocks.

At least a season ago he replaced BMW M3 owners with Audi owners. M3s are now acceptable.

Strudle · 08-17-2009, 07:07 AM

I wonder why the Evo didn't make it on there.

The Cthulhu · 08-17-2009, 08:11 AM

It's all too true!

There are other more important risk factors for being a douchebag though. Mean annual hair gel consumption, jaegerbomb consumption, precense of a blowback, hair rigidity, whether or not you blow a kiss at a camera and cross your arms while being photographed, and whether or not you've ever worn a track suit.

If you own a 1, you might be safe even if you exhibit 1 or 2 of the above characteristics, it's the thinking man's M3

Crimson92 · 08-17-2009, 11:12 AM

lol,

i agree with all of them

E90SLAM · 08-17-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by immiketoo

Jeremy Clarkson says all M3 owners are cocks.... We should be #1

not anymore....now all the cocks have gone to Audi.....

jopa489 · 08-17-2009, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jaykayle3

I thought this article was really funny, so I showed it to a few of my friends while they were over. One of them has been looking for a used g35 coupe on craigslist and told me that the picture used on the douchebag car site looked familiar. So he pulls up an ad on houston craigslist, and lo and behold the douchebag g35 driver in the article is selling his salvaged g35 in houston lmao! My friend decided to send him an email with a link to the article.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1305524885.html

Hopefully he responds lmao. Click on the cardomains link on his craigslist ad and scroll down. You'll see his douchebag picture that is featured in the article. We got a damn good laugh out of it.

That's classic..

ptack · 08-18-2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jaykayle3

I thought this article was really funny, so I showed it to a few of my friends while they were over. One of them has been looking for a used g35 coupe on craigslist and told me that the picture used on the douchebag car site looked familiar. So he pulls up an ad on houston craigslist, and lo and behold the douchebag g35 driver in the article is selling his salvaged g35 in houston lmao! My friend decided to send him an email with a link to the article.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1305524885.html

Hopefully he responds lmao. Click on the cardomains link on his craigslist ad and scroll down. You'll see his douchebag picture that is featured in the article. We got a damn good laugh out of it.

Does the guinea-tee come with the car?

08-16-2009, 07:12 PM	#45
jibaholic101 Brigadier General 160 Rep 3,496 Posts Drives: women wild Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Charleston, SC iTrader: (0)	i loled at the jetta because i knew a guy in HS that had that car and acted like that __________________ some italian, german, and japanese ones; and on order more of the same
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08-16-2009, 08:37 PM	#47
fwmcb Major 31 Rep 1,107 Posts Drives: 2015 F30 328i X-drive Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: NB iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 128i [0.00]	That's quite the list! Both my car and my gf's are in the top two spots, lol... I'm betting that the author likely drives an early 90's Ford Fiesta...
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08-16-2009, 10:29 PM	#48
touareg Second Lieutenant 30 Rep 219 Posts Drives: 2017 M2 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: LA iTrader: (0)	LMAO...this list would be the "seriously uncool" section of a North American TG cool wall __________________ Currently: 2017 M2 MT LBB In a previous life: 2011 Z4 sDrive35i MT \| 2011 Mk6 GTI MT \| 2008 EX35 \| 2008 Cooper S MT \| 2009 135i MT \| 2002 A4 1.8T
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08-17-2009, 12:53 AM	#49
jaykayle3 Private 4 Rep 80 Posts Drives: e90 335i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Houston iTrader: (4) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	I thought this article was really funny, so I showed it to a few of my friends while they were over. One of them has been looking for a used g35 coupe on craigslist and told me that the picture used on the douchebag car site looked familiar. So he pulls up an ad on houston craigslist, and lo and behold the douchebag g35 driver in the article is selling his salvaged g35 in houston lmao! My friend decided to send him an email with a link to the article. http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1305524885.html Hopefully he responds lmao. Click on the cardomains link on his craigslist ad and scroll down. You'll see his douchebag picture that is featured in the article. We got a damn good laugh out of it.
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08-17-2009, 07:07 AM	#52
Strudle Private First Class 42 Rep 107 Posts Drives: 2016 MG X1, 2017 MW 430 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Upstate NY iTrader: (0)	I wonder why the Evo didn't make it on there.
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08-17-2009, 08:11 AM	#53
The Cthulhu Banned 7 Rep 197 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: N/A iTrader: (0)	It's all too true! There are other more important risk factors for being a douchebag though. Mean annual hair gel consumption, jaegerbomb consumption, precense of a blowback, hair rigidity, whether or not you blow a kiss at a camera and cross your arms while being photographed, and whether or not you've ever worn a track suit. If you own a 1, you might be safe even if you exhibit 1 or 2 of the above characteristics, it's the thinking man's M3
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