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01-28-2007, 09:55 AM | #2 |
she likes the flavor......
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wow....never thought of it that way.....
im not sure but i think that mermaid looks underage
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01-28-2007, 10:06 AM | #3 |
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lol, if your main concern about a mermaid is her age....
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01-28-2007, 10:07 AM | #4 |
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some fish have pretty sharp teeth, better take the one on the left...
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01-28-2007, 10:10 AM | #5 |
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Bottom half Mermaid. (Top half human)
She can go swim for help and get me off that stupid island! It looks as if the top half Mermaid can't speak, so she would be no good to send for help. And who know where her heads at! IMO
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01-28-2007, 10:15 AM | #6 |
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I'll take the top half human eventhough the bottom half fish thing has me a little gagged.
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01-28-2007, 10:26 AM | #7 |
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the bottom human half... 1 for obvious reasons and two.. 2 you wont have to hear her complain about anything.
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01-28-2007, 10:42 AM | #8 |
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obviously top half human!!!! but yeah guys i wonder how on earth do you fvck the top half human? where's the pvssy at?
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01-28-2007, 06:31 PM | #12 |
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yeah
I'd go top half human. ....I think ... damn trick question
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01-28-2007, 07:18 PM | #13 |
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You guys crack me up...
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01-28-2007, 07:37 PM | #14 |
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I'd choose the top-half human because I don't want to roll over in bed and wake up looking into a huge eyeball the size of a dinner plate. And also because the top-half human can poop out some caviar for me and I won't be hungry.
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Quote of the year so far. I laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes.
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01-28-2007, 09:27 PM | #17 |
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01-28-2007, 09:37 PM | #18 |
boku no namae ha...
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man... reminds me of sashimi...i havent had japanese in a while.
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01-28-2007, 09:47 PM | #19 |
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lmao, some of these responses are so detailed..
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01-28-2007, 11:23 PM | #21 |
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hahhahaha....
A for sure....she has hands, boobs, face, mouth...plenty of things to do. B...hahah, somehow I do not think that "she" can take care of things...I mean, no arms, how--ahem, clean can things be?
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01-28-2007, 11:35 PM | #22 |
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A - no question... good lord fish are ugly.
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