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      05-18-2008, 03:17 PM   #1
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Doctor in the house?

well, this story could go on forever. so im going to make it short and simple.

didnt ejaculate for 11 days, a test of ones will power. i held back from bursting quite a few times, during sexual acts. in the end, when i finally busted my nut, the first tablespoon came out brown.... !? never happened to me before. so, im just a bit worried. is it something to be worried about? or is this shit just the way it is?

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Your pipes got rusty
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second to that..agreed!
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Brown?!

Dang I hope it is nothing serious man. Probably is no big deal. Definitely bizzare though.
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haha, you might need a prostate massage: from google

Prostate massage is the massage or stimulation of the prostate gland in males for medical purposes .Most massage therapists feel that a prostatitis massage is an extremely safe and effective method for treating conditions of enlarged prostate namely benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH). The objective of a massage of the prostate is to use the pressure applied to the prostate to force debris from the prostate and out through the urethra. The forceful passage of that debris will relieve built up pressure inside the prostate, and provides relief to a man suffering from a prostate disorder such as prostatitis. There is a bit of speculation on whether a prostate treatment massage should require gentle or vigorous massage as a rough approach to prostate massage has been found to cause severe internal damage.

After a self prostate massage or one done by a professional of the prostate,you will experience improved urination and lesser tension at the surrounding tissue,usually after a few massages. The retained prostatic fluid will be released thus improving the blood circulation to the prostate, and enhances your sexual drive. The symptoms of chronic prostatitis will also be relieved. For enlarged prostate, it will revert to the original size. The tumor size may also be reduced, if you have prostate cancer.
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Will you give me a prostate massage?
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i would for an M3
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ahhh. prostate massage... that shit would probably feel weird as hell lol
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the brown is likely blood.....id get it checked out if it continues....could be a number of conditions...including cancer


but judging from the post...stress on the prostate
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Wacking off is healthy for you..I don't know why you would hold back.

"the first tablespoon came out brown"

Well...gee, I guess you are implying there was a 2nd, 3rd and 4th tablespoon?
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Wacking off is healthy for you..I don't know why you would hold back.

"the first tablespoon came out brown"

Well...gee, I guess you are implying there was a 2nd, 3rd and 4th tablespoon?
yeah. it was alot of cum lol.... i mean, i gave it alot of time to build up. let go in a massive shot. the first quarter of cum was brown, and i figured it was blood... hence why i was a bit worried.
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why wait? go to a penis doctor.
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see a doctor now!
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yeah. it was alot of cum lol.... i mean, i gave it alot of time to build up. let go in a massive shot. the first quarter of cum was brown, and i figured it was blood... hence why i was a bit worried.
did you really measure the amount and document this ? holy fuck I thought I was bored @ work lol you beat me
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haha no your not lmfao
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you're right, so where is my M3?
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So you gave yourself blue balls on purpose?

Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.
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Go see your doctor immediately!
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brown cum?
Question: i masturbate alot and latley when i cum its brown..is this normal?

Answer: Are you a male? If so, the brown color you note could actually indicate small amounts of blood in the sperm. This is a condition called hematospermia and signals a medical problem, possibly a prostate infection or sexually transmitted infection. I advise that you see your health care provider for accurate diagnosis.

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You should go to the doctor for real man!
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