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      04-07-2021, 04:42 PM   #32275
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      04-07-2021, 08:24 PM   #32283
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What do you mean "worker"? That implies that he does something useful.
True...he's definitely less useful than the individual who works as a lifeguard at Olympic swimming events. But they're both "workers".
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      04-07-2021, 09:24 PM   #32285
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Unless these types of people were much thinner prior to the pregnancy, I always sort of wonder about just how they managed to get pregnant in the first place. I mean, what do you do - lift the pannus out of the way first / ask her to hold it up? I guess there is always doggie, but I think that would present its own issues.

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And a super size diet coke.
Yep. The kid is having regular Coke though. He's off to a wonderful start towards diabetes among other ailments. That is life for the majority of Americans, shameful.
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Unless these types of people were much thinner prior to the pregnancy, I always sort of wonder about just how they managed to get pregnant in the first place. I mean, what do you do - lift the pannus out of the way first / ask her to hold it up? I guess there is always doggie, but I think that would present its own issues.

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I really should go do some aerobics now. I'm developing a little gut of my own this past year.
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At least the site did not crash (open to 60+ at 08:00) and got in in ~20 minutes.

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