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      06-08-2020, 10:06 AM   #45
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SODA. Gave it up for lent this year, extremely difficult haha. Especially when your wife Ubereats 20 nuggets + a large coke at 12am.

Otherwise car stuff, obviously, as most of us on the forum. But i'm finding myself buying $40 car shampoo's but hesitant to spend the same on hair shampoo.
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SODA. Gave it up for lent this year, extremely difficult haha. Especially when your wife Ubereats 20 nuggets + a large coke at 12am.

Otherwise car stuff, obviously, as most of us on the forum. But i'm finding myself buying $40 car shampoo's but hesitant to spend the same on hair shampoo.
Thank god I'm not the only one haha. Pro tip: TJ Maxx always has solid personal hygiene products on clearance. Whenever my fiance forces me to come with her I stock up!
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Watching Karma do her work.

Peeling bananas wrong intentionally.

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Watching Karma do her work.

Peeling bananas wrong intentionally.

Wearing shoes inside the house.
You're referring to "Just dessert" or as the Germans called it "schadenfreude"
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      06-08-2020, 11:44 AM   #51
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Watching Karma do her work.

Peeling bananas wrong intentionally.

Wearing shoes inside the house.
I'd like to see some of that first one in action regarding a few people.
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I'd like to see some of that first one in action regarding a few people.
I had a whole thread dedicated to that.
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I'd like to see some of that first one in action regarding a few people.
I get to see it happen quite a bit. It's fun to watch when it's people you don't like. Extremely hard to watch when it's your kids. Hardest to witness when it's you. I'm currently enjoying watching a failed relationship of a co-worker(/s) that should have never even took place. Both married, now both are separated, neither have filed for divorce from their SO. One refused to go through with the divorce because the other didn't file either. Now both of these ignorant f*cks are stuck working together with enough animosity to make everyone here uncomfortable. The part I'm enjoying the most is watching the female go through all the stages of a breakup, publicly while at work; it's fantastic. Two weeks ago, it was the I'm going to tell everyone (at work) what an ass he is. Last week and this weeks phase is dressing up WAY nicer than she should, to work in a factory, so she can try to make him regret his decision. I have to say, I'm enjoying this more than I should be.
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Smelling my dog’s paws! Its like cheetos! I also enjoy his horrible breath! It smells like “familiar”

If we’re talking about dessert then Costco sheet cake!
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Smelling my dog’s paws! Its like cheetos! I also enjoy his horrible breath! It smells like “familiar”

If we’re talking about dessert then Costco sheet cake!
Jesus, you're just like my fiance. She swears our dogs paws smell like tortilla chips... I always say "you know they were just outside walking around in their piss an shit" lmao!
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Smelling my dog’s paws! Its like cheetos! I also enjoy his horrible breath! It smells like “familiar”

If we’re talking about dessert then Costco sheet cake!
You’re not the guy who had a thread about feet a while back, are you?
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Jesus, you're just like my fiance. She swears our dogs paws smell like tortilla chips... I always say "you know they were just outside walking around in their piss an shit" lmao!
The Dorito smell is from them licking their paws. We clean our dogs’ feet when they come into the house and they still get Dorito paws, which means it’s time for a bath.
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The Dorito smell is from them licking their paws. We clean our dogs’ feet when they come into the house and they still get Dorito paws, which means it’s time for a bath.
No shit, I never knew that. We wipe down our dogs paws prior to them coming in as well, but never knew that was an indicator that they needed a bath. Guess I've been slacking in that regard!
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No shit, I never knew that. We wipe down our dogs paws prior to them coming in as well, but never knew that was an indicator that they needed a bath. Guess I've been slacking in that regard!
Well we use it as an indicator they need a bath because we hate Dorito paws, but it’s no general rule. They love licking their paws and it makes them stink even when wiping down several times a day with baby wipes.
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Smelling my dog’s paws! Its like cheetos! I also enjoy his horrible breath! It smells like “familiar”

If we’re talking about dessert then Costco sheet cake!
We call them "Frito-feet" in our house, I guess we never quite get to the "cheesy Dorito goodness" because as soon as I notice it, it's bath time!
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You’re not the guy who had a thread about feet a while back, are you?
Nosiree bob! I hate feet. Ew.

But paws...mmm dorito paws...hahahahhahahha
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Nosiree bob! I hate feet. Ew.

But paws...mmm dorito paws...hahahahhahahha
now I gotta go sniff my dogs paws
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My dog paw smell like tortillas ??
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Definitely Fritos more than Doritos
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