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      12-29-2015, 09:05 AM   #9703
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started again.
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started again.
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      12-29-2015, 11:49 AM   #9705
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      12-29-2015, 11:54 AM   #9706
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      12-29-2015, 12:09 PM   #9707
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If it matters, this is also the guy same guy in:
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      12-29-2015, 12:13 PM   #9708
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      12-29-2015, 02:45 PM   #9709
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      12-29-2015, 02:54 PM   #9710
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started again.
I really believe you my friend..
But personal I would do something when she was nude in front of the mirror
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      12-29-2015, 03:24 PM   #9711
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started again.
I really believe you my friend..
But personal I would do something when she was nude in front of the mirror
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      12-29-2015, 05:34 PM   #9712
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      12-29-2015, 05:36 PM   #9713
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MrPrena - Knew you'd get a laugh at this
LOL.

When I was selling extra M3 authentic plate frame on Craigslist, I wrote, no posers, and must own M3.
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      12-30-2015, 10:07 AM   #9714
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      12-31-2015, 12:49 AM   #9717
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C5driver - per our L4/L5 conversation.....this is what it sounded/looked like....
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luke, i'm your father.

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      01-01-2016, 03:06 PM   #9722
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luke, i'm your father.

wait... what?
Use the force...
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      01-01-2016, 04:31 PM   #9724
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