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      07-03-2020, 10:44 AM   #6821
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dinonz - any updates on detailer? Pool *party* happen yet?
I've given that away as a lost cause. Text language says one thing, body language says another.

Today is the first day the pool is usable so the "party" hasn't happened yet - stating to wonder if it will at all.
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      07-03-2020, 08:20 PM   #6822
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dinonz - any updates on detailer? Pool *party* happen yet?
I've given that away as a lost cause. Text language says one thing, body language says another.

Today is the first day the pool is usable so the "party" hasn't happened yet - stating to wonder if it will at all.
Man... she is enjoying the attention, and she thinks you are amazing, but I don't think she is sexually attracted to you. A part of her wishes that was the case as you seem like a genuinely nice guy, but honestly she doesn't want to bang you. All this BS about "hard past" only become relevant when the 'gina tingles aren't happening.
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      07-04-2020, 10:09 AM   #6823
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Man... she is enjoying the attention, and she thinks you are amazing, but I don't think she is sexually attracted to you. A part of her wishes that was the case as you seem like a genuinely nice guy, but honestly she doesn't want to bang you. All this BS about "hard past" only become relevant when the 'gina tingles aren't happening.
Yeah - I think so.
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      07-05-2020, 04:10 PM   #6824
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My last dating "miss" was w/a woman who I dated between Dec-Mar.

It was going well until the Covid-19 crisis hit and she/I felt that she should visit me anymore because she was still having contact w/family members whose contacts could not be determined. She couldn't handle the separation and started to go off the tracks (as in bat sh*t crazy) in texts and emails. So, I just ended it.

Too bad because I liked her but you really don't know what a person is like until you see them under real stress and pressure.

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I'm off the dating sites for now due to the crisis.

After the worst is over (and we'lre not even near there yet), I think I'll ask for a current Covid-19 test result (like gays do for HIV) b4 I date anyone else again and I have good reason to do so since I'm 69 (going on 70) and have underlying conditions that put me at greatest risk of serious illness/death from C-19.
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      07-05-2020, 06:12 PM   #6825
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      07-05-2020, 07:37 PM   #6828
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My last dating "miss" was w/a woman who I dated between Dec-Mar.

It was going well until the Covid-19 crisis hit and she/I felt that she should visit me anymore because she was still having contact w/family members whose contacts could not be determined. She couldn't handle the separation and started to go off the tracks (as in bat sh*t crazy) in texts and emails. So, I just ended it.

Too bad because I liked her but you really don't know what a person is like until you see them under real stress and pressure.

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I'm off the dating sites for now due to the crisis.

After the worst is over (and we'lre not even near there yet), I think I'll ask for a current Covid-19 test result (like gays do for HIV) b4 I date anyone else again and I have good reason to do so since I'm 69 (going on 70) and have underlying conditions that put me at greatest risk of serious illness/death from C-19.
How is getting a covid test "like gays do for HIV"?

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Is kind of creepy lol
You'd want my head on a chopping board if you saw half the stuff I send when I'm "having fun"

Personal favorite: "hey (name of girl), are you a toaster? because a bath with you would send me right to heaven"
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      07-06-2020, 03:23 AM   #6830
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Which one of the two birds are you? Asking for a hunter-friend
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Ha!

The bird I'm chatting with doesn't have feathers!!!
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The bird I'm chatting with doesn't have feathers!!!
Really? I thought you were into that kinky stuff?
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Personal favorite: "hey (name of girl), are you a toaster? because a bath with you would send me right to heaven"
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no wonder why you're not getting laid
oof that hurt man
i thought we were friends
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I've got 'the rona.' I just tested positive after almost a week of waiting for my results.

Pretty sure I got it from TA girl (not sure if you guys remember her) but she was the girl I hooked up with back in April - AKA hot tub girl.

She refuses to get tested because she's scared, but she's clearly been sick. I could tell from the way she was talking on the phone for the past few weeks. And yes, we've been hooking up on the regular because I'm a man, and well, I have my needs.

Not happy, and neither are my folks, but honesty I feel great. A little shortness of breath as I found out on my morning runs, but otherwise no symptoms.

Quarantined until further notice!
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I've got 'the rona.' I just tested positive after almost a week of waiting for my results.

Pretty sure I got it from TA girl (not sure if you guys remember her) but she was the girl I hooked up with back in April - AKA hot tub girl.

She refuses to get tested because she's scared, but she's clearly been sick. I could tell from the way she was talking on the phone for the past few weeks. And yes, we've been hooking up on the regular because I'm a man, and well, I have my needs.

Not happy, and neither are my folks, but honesty I feel great. A little shortness of breath as I found out on my morning runs, but otherwise no symptoms.

Quarantined until further notice!
I'm sorry bro. Were you symptomatic?
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I've got 'the rona.' I just tested positive after almost a week of waiting for my results.

Pretty sure I got it from TA girl (not sure if you guys remember her) but she was the girl I hooked up with back in April - AKA hot tub girl.

She refuses to get tested because she's scared, but she's clearly been sick. I could tell from the way she was talking on the phone for the past few weeks. And yes, we've been hooking up on the regular because I'm a man, and well, I have my needs.

Not happy, and neither are my folks, but honesty I feel great. A little shortness of breath as I found out on my morning runs, but otherwise no symptoms.

Quarantined until further notice!
I'm sorry bro. Were you symptomatic?
Honestly no. My dad is in healthcare and recommended I get tested here on my campus (offered for fee) and I figured why not?

Got the results this afternoon and called him immediately and he said to just stay away from people and you'll be fine.

I'm 22, so I think I'll be ok.

Feel good at the moment.
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I've got 'the rona.' I just tested positive after almost a week of waiting for my results.

Pretty sure I got it from TA girl (not sure if you guys remember her) but she was the girl I hooked up with back in April - AKA hot tub girl.

She refuses to get tested because she's scared, but she's clearly been sick. I could tell from the way she was talking on the phone for the past few weeks. And yes, we've been hooking up on the regular because I'm a man, and well, I have my needs.

Not happy, and neither are my folks, but honesty I feel great. A little shortness of breath as I found out on my morning runs, but otherwise no symptoms.

Quarantined until further notice!
I'm sorry bro. Were you symptomatic?
Honestly no. My dad is in healthcare and recommended I get tested here on my campus (offered for fee) and I figured why not?

Got the results this afternoon and called him immediately and he said to just stay away from people and you'll be fine.

I'm 22, so I think I'll be ok.

Feel good at the moment.
Got it. A friend of mine got tested today, albeit with no symptoms. I think he'll be shocked if it comes back positive.

I'm glad you're feeling okay bro.
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I've got 'the rona.' I just tested positive after almost a week of waiting for my results.

Pretty sure I got it from TA girl (not sure if you guys remember her) but she was the girl I hooked up with back in April - AKA hot tub girl.

She refuses to get tested because she's scared, but she's clearly been sick. I could tell from the way she was talking on the phone for the past few weeks. And yes, we've been hooking up on the regular because I'm a man, and well, I have my needs.

Not happy, and neither are my folks, but honesty I feel great. A little shortness of breath as I found out on my morning runs, but otherwise no symptoms.

Quarantined until further notice!
I'm sorry bro. Were you symptomatic?
Honestly no. My dad is in healthcare and recommended I get tested here on my campus (offered for fee) and I figured why not?

Got the results this afternoon and called him immediately and he said to just stay away from people and you'll be fine.

I'm 22, so I think I'll be ok.

Feel good at the moment.
Got it. A friend of mine got tested today, albeit with no symptoms. I think he'll be shocked if it comes back positive.

I'm glad you're feeling okay bro.
Thank you, but I'll be fine.

I'm more concerned about you, I see you have a cop car in your avatar, are you a LEO?
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I've got 'the rona.' I just tested positive after almost a week of waiting for my results.

Pretty sure I got it from TA girl (not sure if you guys remember her) but she was the girl I hooked up with back in April - AKA hot tub girl.

She refuses to get tested because she's scared, but she's clearly been sick. I could tell from the way she was talking on the phone for the past few weeks. And yes, we've been hooking up on the regular because I'm a man, and well, I have my needs.

Not happy, and neither are my folks, but honesty I feel great. A little shortness of breath as I found out on my morning runs, but otherwise no symptoms.

Quarantined until further notice!
I'm sorry bro. Were you symptomatic?
Honestly no. My dad is in healthcare and recommended I get tested here on my campus (offered for fee) and I figured why not?

Got the results this afternoon and called him immediately and he said to just stay away from people and you'll be fine.

I'm 22, so I think I'll be ok.

Feel good at the moment.
Got it. A friend of mine got tested today, albeit with no symptoms. I think he'll be shocked if it comes back positive.

I'm glad you're feeling okay bro.
Thank you, but I'll be fine.

I'm more concerned about you, I see you have a cop car in your avatar, are you a LEO?
I am! Thank you. I just went to get tested as well. I'm awaiting the results.
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I've got 'the rona.' I just tested positive after almost a week of waiting for my results.

Pretty sure I got it from TA girl (not sure if you guys remember her) but she was the girl I hooked up with back in April - AKA hot tub girl.

She refuses to get tested because she's scared, but she's clearly been sick. I could tell from the way she was talking on the phone for the past few weeks. And yes, we've been hooking up on the regular because I'm a man, and well, I have my needs.

Not happy, and neither are my folks, but honesty I feel great. A little shortness of breath as I found out on my morning runs, but otherwise no symptoms.

Quarantined until further notice!
I'm sorry bro. Were you symptomatic?
Honestly no. My dad is in healthcare and recommended I get tested here on my campus (offered for fee) and I figured why not?

Got the results this afternoon and called him immediately and he said to just stay away from people and you'll be fine.

I'm 22, so I think I'll be ok.

Feel good at the moment.
Got it. A friend of mine got tested today, albeit with no symptoms. I think he'll be shocked if it comes back positive.

I'm glad you're feeling okay bro.
Thank you, but I'll be fine.

I'm more concerned about you, I see you have a cop car in your avatar, are you a LEO?
I am! Thank you. I just went to get tested as well. I'm awaiting the results.
Surprised your department isn't offering weekly testing? Seems like a necessity considering the amount of exposure you have to the general public.

Hope your results come back negative! Stay safe.
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