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      08-24-2024, 07:21 PM   #1
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What has four letters, occasionally twelve letters,
sometimes nine letters, never five letters, but
always six letters.
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      08-24-2024, 07:33 PM   #2
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What has four letters, occasionally twelve letters,
sometimes nine letters, never five letters, but
always six letters.
What has four letters.
Occasionally has twelve letters.
Sometimes has nine letters.
Never has five letters.
Always as six letters.

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      08-24-2024, 08:13 PM   #3
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Have three coins that equal 25 cents. One is not a nickle, what are they?
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Have three coins that equal 25 cents. One is not a nickle, what are they?
Two dimes and a nickel.
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Two dimes and a nickel.

Yes sir!
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Have three coins that equal 25 cents. One is not a nickle, what are they?
Rubles.
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What two words, added together, contain the most letters?















Answer: Post office.
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What starts with e and ends with e but only contains one letter?
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
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Three, IIRC.....
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