Why is Florida the sweaty ballsack of america?

[Alpine300zhp]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Yeah, but the bastards were too cheap to pay for the privilege of giving me a full handjob.

You crack me up, as usual. Nice you have you back posting. Lups is around more too.

[Alpine300zhp]

Originally Posted by R3dliner

from one of my buddies post lol

I know many people who live in Parkland (the really rich people part of your friend's map), they would all beg to differ.

[dreamingat30fps]

The really rich people live on Palm Beach island

[R3dliner]

Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

I know many people who live in Parkland (the really rich people part of your friend's map), they would all beg to differ.

hey I'm just the messenger

[Alpine300zhp]

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

The really rich people live on Palm Beach island

[catcher22]

because Maralago.

[Fundguy1]

Actually Jupiter. Palm Island is the loud celebrities. Bill Gates, Tiger, etc are Jupiter. Its the quiet money.

[Alpine300zhp]

Originally Posted by Fundguy1

Actually Jupiter. Palm Island is the loud celebrities. Bill Gates, Tiger, etc are Jupiter. Its the quiet money.

True. But most of Jupiter is junk. Trust me, I know. I live 10 minutes from Jupiter.

[Fundguy1]

Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

True. But most of Jupiter is junk. Trust me, I know. I live 10 minutes from Jupiter.

Yup. Its just a good area to have a private compound by the beach.

[Alpine300zhp]

Originally Posted by Fundguy1

Yup. Its just a good area to have a private compound by the beach.

[jmg]

TODAY'S Florida post:

At first I thought, damn, some crazy chick in Palm Springs, CA did some crazy shit. Maybe it isn't just Florida. Then I found out there is a Palm Springs, FL.

http://www.wpbf.com/article/woman-dr...prings/8594210

[TrevorM3]

Originally Posted by StatenEye

NYC attracts the most annoying people. You can't walk 10 feet in Manhattan without being harassed by solicitors, bumped into by a cell phone texting warrior, ran over by a cab or commercial vehicle.. Then jump on the subway and you have people with no regard for personal space, touching and breathing on you. Then, anything worth eating or buying sells out immediately or has a 3 hour line filled with jobless hipsters forcing you to eat some shit like Chipoltle. I wish i lived in Fla. NYC is absolutely shot during the day. After working 8 years there i could literally never set foot in that city again and be completely content knowing i never have to return there.

god, so true.

The only place i'd consider living in NY is upstate, like in the catskill or fishkill area. Can't remember which one my cousin lives in, but ginormous houses, and very quiet. Borderline creepy too, woods everywhere

[Fundguy1]

Originally Posted by TrevorM3

god, so true.

The only place i'd consider living in NY is upstate, like in the catskill or fishkill area. Can't remember which one my cousin lives in, but ginormous houses, and very quiet. Borderline creepy too, woods everywhere

That's anywhere 50 miles or more away from the city. If you got rid of the outrageous taxes and overly restrictive firearms laws it'd be a nice place to live.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

The really rich people live on Palm Beach island

Originally Posted by Fundguy1

Actually Jupiter. Palm Island is the loud celebrities. Bill Gates, Tiger, etc are Jupiter. Its the quiet money.

Those are a different realm than really rich.

Most memes are probably made by someone young making minimum wage to median income. Therefore, someone who could afford a $1,000,000 home could be perceived as rich. So, for Parkland to have $3mm homes, it's REALLY RICH people.

From the perspective of the meme makers, "Richness that only exists in movies" would be a great title for Jupiter and other places that start at $2mm+ to get into. The title alludes to the fact that this type of wealth is something that people in that area of life have very little understanding about. (unless rich friends and then that's still limited)

[1MOREMOD]

Plus all the Florida bp members rape goats

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Plus all the Florida bp members rape goats

As in the other members outside of FL are attractive enough that the goats are into it? Therefore, not rape?

[1MOREMOD]

Points

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

As in the other members outside of FL are attractive enough that the goats are into it? Therefore, not rape?

Can't rape the willing

And pushing back when facing cliff while hind legs in ur boots = willing

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Can't rape the willing

And pushing back when facing cliff while hind legs in ur boots = willing

NSFWede

[Fundguy1]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Those are a different realm than really rich.

Most memes are probably made by someone young making minimum wage to median income. Therefore, someone who could afford a $1,000,000 home could be perceived as rich. So, for Parkland to have $3mm homes, it's REALLY RICH people.

From the perspective of the meme makers, "Richness that only exists in movies" would be a great title for Jupiter and other places that start at $2mm+ to get into. The title alludes to the fact that this type of wealth is something that people in that area of life have very little understanding about. (unless rich friends and then that's still limited)

I'm talking about $30mm+ homes. Celine Dione has her Jupiter house listed for $72.5mm.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Fundguy1

That's anywhere 50 miles or more away from the city. If you got rid of the outrageous taxes and overly restrictive firearms laws it'd be a nice place to live.

NC anyone....?

[Fundguy1]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

NC anyone....?

That's where the rents spend summers.