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      07-21-2015, 12:53 AM   #1
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BMWs Are The "Cheap German Cars"

Couldn't help but lol and repost this The shit you come across at 2am.
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      07-21-2015, 01:36 AM   #2
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I am not entirely sure what language this is even written in because I don't understand...
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I am not entirely sure what language this is even written in because I don't understand...
I'm not sure I followed all of it, but I think the gist of the discussion is this:
Guys like to compare penis size and roughly speaking, bigger is better. My penis is bigger than yours, as evidenced by the power and performance of my car, that is until you buy some pricey stuff with which you mod your car, at which point your penis is then bigger than mine. Eventually, one reaches a point whereupon it's more economically efficient to buy a new penis than it is to keep enhancing the existing one.
Like you, I was duped into reading the the OP and finding nothing about it corresponds in any clear, plain English way to the thread title which purports to introduce a relatively straightforward topic of discussion.

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I am not entirely sure what language this is even written in because I don't understand...
I'm not sure I followed all of it, but I think the gist of the discussion is this:
Guys like to compare penis size and roughly speaking, bigger is better. My penis is bigger than yours, as evidenced by the power and performance of my car, that is until you buy some pricey stuff with which you mod your car, at which point your penis is then bigger than mine. Eventually, one reaches a point whereupon it's more economically efficient to buy a new penis than it is to keep enhancing the existing one.
Like you, I was duped into reading the the OP and finding nothing about it corresponds in any clear, plain English way to the thread title which purports to introduce a relatively straightforward topic of discussion.

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I just wanted to give you guys the full post, the statement is in the second picture tho lol
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Saying that BMW are cheap cars on a BMW forum is opening a can of snakes!!!! what kind of English is that?! I had to go back 2 or 3 times to understand the meaning and I think I didn't get it. MB and Audis are good but not that good, BMW is cheap but they are easy to mod, Infinity..... I don't know. Crappy comment.
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Whatever purely opinion on their part and written in 13 year old English.
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Damn, I wish that were true. Then, I could buy a "cheaply" made i8!
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Saying that BMW are cheap cars on a BMW forum is opening a can of snakes!!!! what kind of English is that?! I had to go back 2 or 3 times to understand the meaning and I think I didn't get it. MB and Audis are good but not that good, BMW is cheap but they are easy to mod, Infinity..... I don't know. Crappy comment.
MB, AUDI, BMW.. Three German brands that have equal cars which are pretty much in the same price bracket. So how is BMW the cheap German brand? The cheap German brand is Opel aka Buick (here in America) and VW is also in the affordable category.
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MB, AUDI, BMW.. Three German brands that have equal cars which are pretty much in the same price bracket. So how is BMW the cheap German brand? The cheap German brand is Opel aka Buick (here in America) and VW is also in the affordable category.
Exactly, and BMW has more sales than both of them. I don't know how one can say Audi sets the standard for German luxury cars when their sales typically suggest otherwise.
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I wouldn't say they're the cheap ones. I think the VW cars are the cheap ones haha. BMW is trying to steal the market to sell more cars but it doesn't necessarily make them CHEAP..just more affordable.
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      07-21-2015, 11:49 AM   #13
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Exactly, and BMW has more sales than both of them. I don't know how one can say Audi sets the standard for German luxury cars when their sales typically suggest otherwise.
Guy who wrote the comment probably got hustled into buying a base model A4 and not wants to justify his purchase.
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Please tell me this person isn't a VW driver.
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Yea have these people ever heard of Volkswagen?
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Please tell me this person isn't a VW driver.
Don't mention VW!!!
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Please tell me this person isn't a VW driver.
Nope, your favorite right after the 328i, the G37!
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Nope, your favorite right after the 328i, the G37!
So he's just a douchebag then?
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So, to the dude that trash talked Euro cars in "MyG37.com"... What makes YOUR Infiniti that much superior? Care to draw some parallels? As it stands, nothing about Nissan/Infiniti except perhaps the GT-R is exactly drawing me in enough to give up my car and go back to Japanese cars.
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So, to the dude that trash talked Euro cars in "MyG37.com"... What makes YOUR Infiniti that much superior? Care to draw some parallels? As it stands, nothing about Nissan/Infiniti except perhaps the GT-R is exactly drawing me in enough to give up my car and go back to Japanese cars.
Reliable.
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Reliable.
LSD available.
N/A power.
That is subjective; I owned a brand new NiShit SenCrap (Nissan Sentra) out of college and I was in the shop 18 times and had to trade it in by Lemon Law.

In my current case, I have an xi, so handling is debatable.

My N52 is N/A. 254 isn't a lot of horsepower, but I have enough to still get a shit-eating grin when I floor it, which is leaps and bounds better than the aforementioned piece of crap on wheels.
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