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      12-21-2017, 03:02 PM   #837
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I....., I..., have nothing witty to say. His replacement is an utter failure. Who knows though, real billup may lurk around here and might see your message.
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      12-21-2017, 03:13 PM   #838
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I....., I..., have nothing witty to say. His replacement is an utter failure. Who knows though, real billup may lurk around here and might see your message.
Oh, but that is almost worse. To think that the real billup lurks around here, sees the messages, and yet does nothing. Nothing.

We can only take away from this that Billup AND his replacements are abject failures then.
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      12-21-2017, 03:44 PM   #839
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Too many unsorted bugs, mostly faulty/shitty ECU wiring. Depending on which model, some were very boxy and not subtle on the eyes. Plus, being an '89 it'd be due for way too much preventative maintenance. Your best bet is to look at mid 70's models as most are fairly simple in design being from a generation of simplicity. However, these models can sometimes have a bit of miles, so it really depends if you find one that was well maintained.

Maybe I should have been more clearer. As in females, 1989 (DOB) would be an excellent age at almost 30!

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      12-21-2017, 03:58 PM   #840
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Yessir, I should trade her in for a 1989 model
I have an 88 model
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      12-21-2017, 04:12 PM   #841
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He doesn't miss you.

Now scram.
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      12-21-2017, 04:21 PM   #842
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Oh, but that is almost worse. To think that the real billup lurks around here, sees the messages, and yet does nothing. Nothing.

We can only take away from this that Billup AND his replacements are abject failures then.
Not surprising, last I heard he was back in the mental ward anyways for having sex with a dumpster or some dumb shit like that. Fucker was messed up in the head.

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Maybe I should have been more clearer. As in females, 1989 (DOB) would be an excellent age at almost 30!
My sarcastic car to female age joke fell on deaf ears.

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I shall never post again.
Don't listen to that pleb.
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      12-21-2017, 04:31 PM   #843
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Not surprising, last I heard he was back in the mental ward anyways for having sex with a dumpster or some dumb shit like that. Fucker was messed up in the head.



My sarcastic car to female age joke fell on deaf ears.



Don't listen to that pleb.
Mid 70's would not be an upgrade for me
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      12-21-2017, 04:38 PM   #844
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Mid 70's would not be an upgrade for me
Well I'm a '90 series and I can attest most '90 and newer are mostly electrical fuckery nightmare, you might luck out with an '89 or later.
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89 is the limit for me. Maybe I could go down to 1985 but that's it.
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89 is the limit for me. Maybe I could go down to 1985 but that's it.
They need a whole fluid flush and belt replacements by then.
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I’ve got a ‘70 model. Wouldn’t trade for an inferior model. Runs like a champ. Also has a superior ECU.
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He was wonderful. His replacement talks about Canadian cuisine and never texts me.
we can text you?
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we can text you?

Does anyone not have my phone number here?

It's pretty pathetic. At times someone tries to talk to me about cars. Some people i classify as people who know track cars, real driving and card in ways especially in English i can't confront. That's four people on this forum. With them i talk about design. With the rest i talk about recipes for different dishes.
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Quit giving it out so easy
Finnish food sucks. I need new recipes!
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They need a whole fluid flush and belt replacements by then.
That's the beauty of it. You can go deep in there and see what's up. A thorough 30 year check up.

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Does anyone not have my phone number here?

It's pretty pathetic. At times someone tries to talk to me about cars. Some people i classify as people who know track cars, real driving and card in ways especially in English i can't confront. That's four people on this forum. With them i talk about design. With the rest i talk about recipes for different dishes.
You still here man? I though you said you wouldn't post again ever
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That's the beauty of it. You can go deep in there and see what's up. A thorough 30 year check up.



You still here man? I though you said you wouldn't post again ever
I'm a man enough to change my mind.
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Finnish food sucks. I need new recipes!
You lost the dolma recipe billup sent you, so that must be a facade for some other freakish goal.
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You lost the dolma recipe billup sent you, so that must be a facade for some other freakish goal.
That's why i keep sucking up to you daily. Resend.
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