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      07-24-2019, 09:28 AM   #52053
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Had an odd dream last night that is messing with me this morning. I was maybe 8-10 years old but the back drop was the distant future. Had the strange ability to see things that had taken place in areas by touching objects; almost like viewing video of certain timelines of events that have transpired around these objects. Very odd dome-like (close to igloo shape) domiciles made of concrete that people lived in, but now abandoned and almost stacked on top of each other in a recessed downward stair stepped pattern almost like an amphitheater. In the top back section there were cells, similar to jail cells that were used to hold whatever creatures were living in the dome-like domiciles for some form of experimentation. Me, being very young, in this dream was being forced to recall events that transpired in this area by gunpoint by what I assume were humans in some form of protective suits to protect them against the environmental conditions. For whatever reason, I didn't need a suit and adorned some pretty odd, old ratty yet futuristic clothing. The memories I was forced to recall had something to do about a man, who was in charge of this area, who kept a female creature, who had an attractive body yet there was something wrong with her mentally as well as physically in the face, as a sex slave but he did actually care about her.

I have no idea where my subconsciousness got off to last night but holy shit. This has messed with me all morning.
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      07-24-2019, 09:50 AM   #52054
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So did you get some from her?
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So did you get some from her?
No. I was just a little guy. Plus she wasn't there and hadn't been there for quite some time. I did get to see them going at it though. Pretty f'd up dream.
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      07-25-2019, 11:15 PM   #52056
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      07-25-2019, 11:26 PM   #52057
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Don't have one. Nit really a Jersey person. Have wagner hawks is all.
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      07-26-2019, 11:02 PM   #52058
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What an ass hat!

Florida Man Parks His Tesla Overnight on a Stranger's Lawn to Steal Electricity

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ugh...i hate my boss!
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      07-27-2019, 05:09 PM   #52060
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Florida Man Parks His Tesla Overnight on a Stranger's Lawn to Steal Electricity

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      08-01-2019, 02:11 PM   #52061
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are you a cop who beat up on someone and didn't realize your body cam was on and now your on desk duty?
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what the ef is going on with all these mass shootings?! this one hits here close to me in OH!
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Sometimes I chuckle to myself about the mentality of other employees. All morning an employee has been whispering within ear shot. I find this hilarious as even if I could hear what they are talking about, I still wouldn't give a shit. The fact that they feel like whispering is a.) a socially acceptable means of communication while in the presence of other people and b.) a way to keep me being able to hear a conversation that means as much as a warm bucket of hamster vomit makes me laugh.
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They planning to get you bro watch it.
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Bringing this thread back.

Today, I way overestimated the traction on the roads with winter tires and slid about 70 feet when the light went yellow and I tried to brake. Wound up halfway into the intersection, fortunately light hadn't turned for the other direction yet, so no real issues, but still discomforting and embarrassing.

I got way too cocky with AWD and winters. Will not be making that mistake again. Have to say, it is one reason why I like RWD in the winter though - constant reminder of just how slippery it is as you struggle to get traction.
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Bringing this thread back.

Today, I way overestimated the traction on the roads with winter tires and slid about 70 feet when the light went yellow and I tried to brake. Wound up halfway into the intersection, fortunately light hadn't turned for the other direction yet, so no real issues, but still discomforting and embarrassing.

I got way too cocky with AWD and winters. Will not be making that mistake again. Have to say, it is one reason why I like RWD in the winter though - constant reminder of just how slippery it is as you struggle to get traction.
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Next door neighbors came over and gave us presents. I’ve gladly accepted and since we didn’t get them any I’ve made an excuse and said, “I’ll be right back”. They are still waiting outside. What do I do?

1. Moon them?
2. Give them $5 each?
3. Take out their trash for a week or two?
4. Send them nudes of upstatedoc ?
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Halp!

Next door neighbors came over and gave us presents. I've gladly accepted and since we didn't get them any I've made an excuse and said, "I'll be right back". They are still waiting outside. What do I do?

1. Moon them?
2. Give them $5 each?
3. Take out their trash for a week or two?
4. Send them nudes of upstatedoc ?
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Everyone who lives in FL are tools. Damn Floridians.
Unfortunately it's true. When I'm gone for a few months in the RV and then come back home I can barely stand it. Even driving is unbearable. Rarely ever even take the corvette out, more frustrating than anything else. We definitely have some of the worst drivers anywhere, especially the further south you go.

That being said I find MOST people in south Florida at least, are not native Floridians. Pretty rare down here to find a native Floridian.
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don't know where you found them unless gf is taking pics while i'm sleeping
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