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      10-20-2020, 02:02 PM   #4489
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There was this guy in my youth that tried to pay me a lot for spanking him. Just saying, an angry lups is not a bad look, except in his case. The guy got off on humiliation but I bet he didnt see his date tying him into a chair and dialing up his mom and grandma.

I haven't received a Christmas card from him so I think he got over me really fast.

I also claim this as my contribution toward anti human trafficking. The guy is alive.
Please tell me he was naked in the chair before you called up his mom and grandmother??? Oh the thought of them walking in on him.

Very funny though.
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There was this guy in my youth that tried to pay me a lot for spanking him. Just saying, an angry lups is not a bad look, except in his case. The guy got off on humiliation but I bet he didnt see his date tying him into a chair and dialing up his mom and grandma.

I haven't received a Christmas card from him so I think he got over me really fast.

I also claim this as my contribution toward anti human trafficking. The guy is alive.
I am going to make an assumption that this was prior to the FaceTime era? If so, LE SAD.
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      10-20-2020, 02:05 PM   #4491
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im scared

do you do presidential exclusions for that rule if said student can campaign to increase voter base?
Normally not, but in this case I feel like I'm down to the wire with mere days remaining till November 3rd. So I'll make an exclusion in this case, PROVIDING you deliver a significant voter turnout (in my favour).

I am, after all, as I said, magnanimous.
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There was this guy in my youth that tried to pay me a lot for spanking him.
I knew venturing into the Off-Topic part of this forum would lead to more interesting posts than "What oil do I use?"
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      10-20-2020, 02:16 PM   #4493
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      10-20-2020, 02:16 PM   #4494
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Please tell me he was naked in the chair before you called up his mom and grandmother??? Oh the thought of them walking in on him.

Very funny though.
I did send them pics. I'm kind like that.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-20-2020, 02:19 PM   #4495
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I am going to make an assumption that this was prior to the FaceTime era? If so, LE SAD.
This was like 2003 or something so I send them pics as MSM. Expensive shit back in the day...

I'm so glad the phones in my wilder days could barely handle texting or a few photos. There still is an archive of the shit I got up to my friends hold over me but at least i can always tell my kids i personally don't recommend shit, and mean it.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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      10-20-2020, 02:20 PM   #4496
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Congrats!

I feel you on the paperwork, my hand cramps after any closing.
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      10-20-2020, 02:21 PM   #4497
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I knew venturing into the Off-Topic part of this forum would lead to more interesting posts than "What oil do I use?"
I highly recommend that you think of me as an exception here. Most of the blokes here are a bit more normal.
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      10-20-2020, 02:22 PM   #4498
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I knew venturing into the Off-Topic part of this forum would lead to more interesting posts than "What oil do I use?"
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I highly recommend that you think of me as an exception here. Most of the blokes here are a bit more normal.
Yes. I too, am normal.
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I highly recommend that you think of me as an exception here.
I do, take that as a compliment.
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      10-20-2020, 02:25 PM   #4500
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Yes. I too, am normal.
Jury is still out.
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here we are

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      10-20-2020, 02:48 PM   #4502
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Never thought I'd had to convince people to vote to avoid being unable to sit for a few days but

here we are

#KerrWede2020

Now, hold on just a dang minute.

I'm getting appointed some cushy-ass cabinet position, and a house. I ain't showing up to all the shitty State events Kerr won't.
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      10-20-2020, 02:53 PM   #4503
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I do, take that as a compliment.
I do believe I enjoy your attitude.
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Now, hold on just a dang minute.

I'm getting appointed some cushy-ass cabinet position, and a house. I ain't showing up to all the shitty State events Kerr won't.
The schools are open here still so I could be your body double and do those for you! Nobody could ever tell as we saw in the Halloween thread!
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Gentlemen..especially president elect Kerr. You may have covered racial equality in your votes but I see the lacking of female presence in your discussion. Gotta include gender equality. I'm gonna need to see that or will have to cast my vote elsewhere
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Gentlemen..especially president elect Kerr. You may have covered racial equality in your votes but I see the lacking of female presence in your discussion. Gotta include gender equality. I'm gonna need to see that or will have to cast my vote elsewhere
They're both a bit girly so they got it covered.
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I feel you on the paperwork, my hand cramps after any closing.
i think i have read every paperwork few times to make sure i didnt miss anything

bank appraisal will be done this weekend.

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Currently living at my in-laws house after moving from AZ to IL for a career change (friends and family all live here, this is where wife and I grew up) and we had put an offer on a house....THANKFULLY its accepted but closing isnt until the 15th of December...its going to be a long 56 days.

Her mother is a hoarder which makes livable space limited and her father is a man child. I dont understand how people live like this...both loving and nice people but damn are they broken lol. Wish me luck...56 days and counting.
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Gentlemen..especially president elect Kerr. You may have covered racial equality in your votes but I see the lacking of female presence in your discussion. Gotta include gender equality. I'm gonna need to see that or will have to cast my vote elsewhere
But....but you just saw the post immediately above you - Lups volunteered to act in Wede's place! And she sort of counts as female. Fact is, I'd say that points to how gender inclusive and fluid this administration is...we are willing to accept this blob of something different, this part female, part something else, this person called Lups! Ta da!

Fortunately for you, I am still putting together my cabinet, and I'd like to create positions that do not yet exist, as I do things differently. If you can demonstrate that you bring something of value, you would be welcomed aboard this midnight train going anywhere. Given your location, I think NOLA or something, with the French influences, I'm guessing the food is pretty good, so perhaps that's a strength of yours that you can parlay into a position? Or something else...

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