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      06-17-2015, 03:24 PM   #639
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What do i do? Stop seeing her,while waiting for the perfect woman, that means beatin off, being alone, not having a real person sleeping next to me.
Yes. You don't want an addict in your life, even if it's painkillers. Does being alone scare you or something?

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^^ I like that man, even if I don't know what og is.
WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH WHAT AN OG IS LAST WEEK!
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      06-17-2015, 03:41 PM   #640
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bimmette - lets pull this back into the road and back to task...Ra has her own thread for attention...

Who's the next interview? My vote is still for Mr.SS
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Now everyone "hates" Sara. I think the term "pity" is more appropriate.
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Yes. You don't want an addict in your life, even if it's painkillers. Does being alone scare you or something?



WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH WHAT AN OG IS LAST WEEK!
Yes, sometimes i want to get my peepee wet and I'm really not into finding strange pussy every other weekend on tinder.

Maybe if I was happening like SugarSkull it'd be a different story.
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      06-17-2015, 03:43 PM   #642
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Yes. You don't want an addict in your life, even if it's painkillers. Does being alone scare you or something?



WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH WHAT AN OG IS LAST WEEK!
Oh shit, sorry for finding yet an other way to waste your time Billup!

I forgot, it sounded too dumb. Now that I have the goat to attach to it, I'll remember.
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      06-17-2015, 03:45 PM   #643
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Yes, sometimes i want to get my peepee wet and I'm really not into finding strange pussy every other weekend on tinder.

Maybe if I was happening like SugarSkull it'd be a different story.
You don't need to use the internet to find a girl. The girl I'm talking to right now I met in the veggie section at the grocery store. The last one was at Target. All you need to do is..., talk to them. It's a lot easier than you might think.

Don't sell yourself short, anybody can be happening if you present yourself as someone that others want to be around. Addicts come with a lot more baggage than just a bad habit, I know from experience.

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Oh shit, sorry for finding yet an other way to waste your time Billup!

I forgot, it sounded too dumb. Now that I have the goat to attach to it, I'll remember.
I'm pretty angry, but I forgive you. Stop apologizing!

The only "goat" I know of is from the movie "Waiting", where you take your nuts and put them between your legs and bend forward so when someone walks up behind you it looks like a goat...., Yup. Store that in your imagination.
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Can I write some questions for you to ask her?

Most likely! It will be either very obvious or very opposite of our imagination.
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      06-17-2015, 03:52 PM   #645
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I might have time to get on call with her tonight. I'm debating if I should go see someone or not. Kind of irritated me yesterday, so I'm on the fence.

Decisions, decisions.
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The only "goat" I know of is from the movie "Waiting", where you take your nuts and put them between your legs and bend forward so when someone walks up behind you it looks like a goat...., Yup. Store that in your imagination.
...then you get to kick them in the a$$
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      06-17-2015, 03:56 PM   #647
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Yes. You don't want an addict in your life, even if it's painkillers. Does being alone scare you or something?



WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH WHAT AN OG IS LAST WEEK!
Yes, sometimes i want to get my peepee wet and I'm really not into finding strange pussy every other weekend on tinder.

Maybe if I was happening like SugarSkull it'd be a different story.
Aye bud- it was only strange once. And that's caus she was tiny and flexible.

Also- that was out of the norm. I don't usually hook up with girls unless they're as fit as me, sooooo, all the basics have no shot.
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Seriously...

Now everyone "hates" Sara. I think the term "pity" is more appropriate.
I'd use the later word too.

The thread was funny until I realized she actually meant the things she said.
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      06-17-2015, 03:58 PM   #649
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I don't pity any fools. I leave that shit for Mr. T.

I don't think anyone hates her either, per se, she is just really stupid, and makes it easily recognizable.
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Aye bud- it was only strange once. And that's caus she was tiny and flexible.

Also- that was out of the norm. I don't usually hook up with girls unless they're as fit as me, sooooo, all the basics have no shot.
I meant sarcastically finding a good woman in general would be much easier if I was SugarSkull. (=sarcasm)
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Aye bud- it was only strange once. And that's caus she was tiny and flexible.

Also- that was out of the norm. I don't usually hook up with girls unless they're as fit as me, sooooo, all the basics have no shot.
I meant sarcastically finding a good woman in general would be much easier if I was SugarSkull. (=sarcasm)
LOL. A good woman....

What a laughable concept

I KIDDDDD. I can already hear bimmette yelling at me. Truce! Truce!
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      06-17-2015, 04:43 PM   #652
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Wait... did we ever get an answer on Prena? I want to go on record that I think MrPrena is Indian. At least that's what I've always pictured.
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Whostheboss and I live in the same area so we sound nearly identical.
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Good job on the audio for the newer clips, Bimmette. The Skype versions sound a LOT better.
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Yes. You don't want an addict in your life, even if it's painkillers. Does being alone scare you or something?



WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH WHAT AN OG IS LAST WEEK!
Oh shit, sorry for finding yet an other way to waste your time Billup!

I forgot, it sounded too dumb. Now that I have the goat to attach to it, I'll remember.
Anna!!!!
I love the accent!
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Whostheboss and I live in the same area so we sound nearly identical.
We definitely sound the exact same
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Gonna be hard to top Boss's voice. That is one sexy motherfucker.
Lol Nkc You're pretty cool as well.
Nice and smooth
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Wait... did we ever get an answer on Prena? I want to go on record that I think MrPrena is Indian. At least that's what I've always pictured.
Oh snap! You read the post on OT 13mo back about going back to Madurai India.
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You wanna go to the movies with me?

Define this self destructive path you're talking about?

How come you're not seeing anyone? I mean you're a beautiful woman.
Are you too difficult or nobody is good enough for you? Maybe you need therapy.

You've never asked for advice and then ignore it? Some people try get input from different people then follow their own path. That's not a reason to hate somebody.

I've been seeing this chick on and off for last 3 years, She has her flaws mainly painkillers, she can't keep a job but she has a big heart and would do anything for me. I can count on her to drive 3 hours from our small to pick me up at the airport at 3am.

What do i do? Stop seeing her,while waiting for the perfect woman, that means beatin off, being alone, not having a real person sleeping next to me.
Holy Shit...have we found a new Ra...?
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You wanna go to the movies with me?
Sorry, I’ll decline that offer based on the fact that if Sara is your type, then I’m not for you.

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Define this self destructive path you're talking about?
Self-destructive because she likely has a cycle of being with good-looking, wealthy, powerful men who are mentally/physically abusive. This new Mr. Attorney doesn’t seem into her and yet she’s chasing him. The guy who is probably a nice guy for her, is the neighbor who was washing her car recently. I have nothing personally against Sara. I feel bad for her and I just want her to see the light.

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How come you're not seeing anyone? I mean you're a beautiful woman.
Are you too difficult or nobody is good enough for you? Maybe you need therapy.
As for me, I’m not gonna post my whole private life on here because I’m not anonymous. But I’m content with my life at the moment, thanks. I don’t need therapy but there is no shame in it, for those who do.

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You've never asked for advice and then ignore it? Some people try get input from different people then follow their own path. That's not a reason to hate somebody.
Ok, you got me there. I do ask for advice and not take it. I need a new bumper as my front lip just got ripped off and everyone says M-sport but I want something more unique, yet affordable. Hehe.

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I've been seeing this chick on and off for last 3 years, She has her flaws mainly painkillers, she can't keep a job but she has a big heart and would do anything for me. I can count on her to drive 3 hours from our small to pick me up at the airport at 3am.

What do i do? Stop seeing her,while waiting for the perfect woman, that means beatin off, being alone, not having a real person sleeping next to me.
Your girl needs help with her addiction. Support her in getting help and if she refuses, you really should detach yourself from her. Good luck with that, sincerely.
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