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      04-07-2008, 03:15 PM   #23
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Go die in a fire daddy's boy.
WTF. What kind of person would say that to someone. You must be really fucked up in the head.
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      04-07-2008, 03:16 PM   #24
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Go die in a fire daddy's boy.
Harsh?
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      04-07-2008, 03:18 PM   #25
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what's wrong with the hood?
LOL!
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      04-07-2008, 03:20 PM   #26
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Wow this thread has turned crazy evil ... but still funny.
I like to see the young bimmer owner though props...
I am 21 myself. But I bought my car myself.
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      04-07-2008, 03:26 PM   #27
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I love my e90 but the one thing I hate about it is that you cannot have sex with this car. There is no head and you can never get a good bj. Also, it is easier to do it to the front seats than the back. It is so much better in my honda civic, more head and just all round better. Who would have ever thought that a honda civic is better than a bmw for having sex.
Fixed.
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Harsh?
think so too!!
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      04-07-2008, 03:28 PM   #29
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stupid thread

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      04-07-2008, 03:30 PM   #30
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what's wrong with the hood?
You mean something like this?

from this thread: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131684
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      04-07-2008, 03:33 PM   #31
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You mean something like this?

from this thread: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131684
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      04-07-2008, 03:42 PM   #32
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You mean something like this?
Basically....minus the Krueger hat/sweater combo and jeans of course
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      04-07-2008, 05:28 PM   #33
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we got see the pics,
how insanely-hot is she that you can't wait till you get a room?
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      04-07-2008, 05:32 PM   #34
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Sometimes, she's not worth the room.....why pay 40/50 bucks for a motel room when you can tap & bounce for free?

Also, you don't always want them to know where ya live, ya know? (in case they're one of the loonies....you never know)




I'm with the OP on this one...c'mo guys, you all can't say that you've never 'done it' in a car.....can you?
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      04-07-2008, 05:33 PM   #35
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is that you Freddie?
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      04-07-2008, 05:34 PM   #36
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i've done it on the rear seat with door open
very uncomfortable indeed
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Go die in a fire daddy's boy.
not cool dude..... to the OP there i always a way lol there is actually a book on car sex positions lol
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      04-07-2008, 06:47 PM   #38
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I love my e90 but the one thing I hate about it is that you cannot have sex in this car. There is no head room and you can never get a good position. Also, it is easier to do it in the front seats than the back. It is so much better in my honda civic, more head room and just all round better. Who would have ever thought that a honda civic is better than a bmw for having sex.
obviously you did not get the split fold down seats with the power window shade option....
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      04-07-2008, 06:51 PM   #39
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I did get the fold down seats but I didn't get the window shades. Damn it I regret not getting them now. lol
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I have found that if you move both front seats all the way forward, reclined forward as well...there is enough room to accomplish said deed...

Also, for future convenience you can set that position to "2" on your memory seats...

Move along...nothing to see here...
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      04-07-2008, 07:10 PM   #41
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can we please lock this ridiculous thread?
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      04-07-2008, 07:13 PM   #42
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LOL - just after looking at the thread and it's responses, I'm on the floor here....well at least the E90 has more room than the E93... :-P useless backseats...
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      04-07-2008, 07:18 PM   #43
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WTF......

Dude, it can be done.... what the hell did you think, you were going to have plenty of room to do whatever you wanted back there



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I have found that if you move both front seats all the way forward, reclined forward as well...there is enough room to accomplish said deed...

Also, for future convenience you can set that position to "2" on your memory seats...

Move along...nothing to see here...
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you can tell her to give u a blowjob then fck her went you get home.


and google is your friend http://www.car-sex-positions.com/
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