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      04-07-2008, 01:58 PM   #1
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Very uncomfortable in the E90.

I love my e90 but the one thing I hate about it is that you cannot have sex in this car. There is no head room and you can never get a good position. Also, it is easier to do it in the front seats than the back. It is so much better in my honda civic, more head room and just all round better. Who would have ever thought that a honda civic is better than a bmw for having sex.
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      04-07-2008, 02:00 PM   #2
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why would you want to get love stains in your car?
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      04-07-2008, 02:02 PM   #4
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are you 16 in daddy's car?

get a f*&^ng room
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you should write a letter to BMWUSA maybe they can make a special 3-series "Li" edition which might solve your issue

just trying to help

btw which honda civic 4dr or the coupe?
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well to be honest... you really arent telling us the full story.........
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      04-07-2008, 02:06 PM   #7
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You can always date a Midget.
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Get a room...lol
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      04-07-2008, 02:08 PM   #9
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LOL...this thread is hillarious. Well I went from an SUV to a 3 series coupe, so a big change in terms of room for, well whatever. But ya, get a room!
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are you 16 in daddy's car?

get a f*&^ng room
Actually I am 21 and it is not my dad's car but he did buy it for me.
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      04-07-2008, 02:31 PM   #11
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people with BMWs usually have a place to have sex...like a house, apartment, or even a hotel.

people with civics...well, gotta use the car.
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very well thought out
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      04-07-2008, 02:36 PM   #13
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LMAO.......WTF!!! jajajajaja very funny thread...
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Can't believe we have a thread like this. This is just so stupid. Anyway, my advice - sell you bimmer, get a civic and spend the money difference on a rental of some nice place. Should be enough for quiet some time.
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I do have a few rooms to spare at home but when your out and about and your girlfriend is sitting in the passenger side looking all hot and sexy the special urges gotta be relieved asap.
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Can't believe we have a thread like this. This is just so stupid. Anyway, my advice - sell you bimmer, get a civic and spend the money difference on a rental of some nice place. Should be enough for quiet some time.
I need don't need to sell the bimmer because I already have a civic and a house.
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I do have a few rooms to spare at home but when your out and about and your girlfriend is sitting in the passenger side looking all hot and sexy the special urges gotta be relieved asap.

then should you just buy a civic also??since you said civic gives you more rooms!!
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get a towing hitch and tow along a civic just in case the opportunity arises
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