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05-08-2019, 12:05 PM | #22441 |
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"If they are too sloppy to run, put the in, "the chair": Legs spread out 6 inches wider than shoulder length, stoop until thighs are parallel with the floor, spread arms all the way out with palms up, place your favorite tomes of either the Encyclopedia Brittanica or Webster's unabridged dictionary in each hand then stand back and watch the fun!! "
We used to do this with backs against the wall. Called them green benches. If you positioned a bayonet under the ass it was called a red bench. |
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05-08-2019, 03:02 PM | #22442 |
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05-09-2019, 04:22 PM | #22443 |
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05-10-2019, 01:33 AM | #22446 |
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05-10-2019, 06:47 PM | #22448 |
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05-11-2019, 09:48 AM | #22450 |
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The Best and Funniest Dad Tweets of the Week
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05-12-2019, 01:16 PM | #22453 |
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Chinese girls are marching too. So many (they have there)! And I like the inspector's monumental expression.
Also, those small guns they carry remind me of this quote: "Would you like to hold... my gun?". Last edited by No one; 05-12-2019 at 02:08 PM.. Reason: Added another note. |
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05-12-2019, 07:55 PM | #22455 |
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05-12-2019, 09:36 PM | #22457 |
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Speed much?
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05-12-2019, 10:47 PM | #22458 |
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05-14-2019, 06:40 AM | #22459 |
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05-14-2019, 08:36 AM | #22461 |
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05-14-2019, 08:52 AM | #22462 |
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Who here watches this video and immediately thinks of this being 1MOREMOD ?
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