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      01-30-2017, 01:42 PM   #23
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Funny cause i thought of this too and I don't even have any plants or grass. But it would probably provoke vandalism.
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I don't get you guys, maybe I'm old school but if some dirty homeless pos was sitting on my stairs and refused to move...I'd baseball bat his fuckin head!
well, that would be called assault and battery...on someone who's already down in the dumps no less...

didn't know being "old school" meant being a stupid mother fucker

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well, that would be called assault and battery...on someone who's already down in the dumps no less...

didn't know being "old school" meant being a stupid mother fucker

read the Bible occasionally bro, you might gain wisdom
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      01-30-2017, 03:27 PM   #30
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What City are you in?
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I didn't even have to look. I knew right away you were in Cali.

California is for the homeless.
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Outside of calling police, not much to do... even if you call in SF, more likely than not the police won't come out.

Gosh I hate living in the Bay Area
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Speak of the devil, he tore the newspaper up this morning and left it on my driveway for me to clean. Let's be clear, I've been polite to him, and it isn't working.
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Speak of the devil, he tore the newspaper up this morning and left it on my driveway for me to clean. Let's be clear, I've been polite to him, and it isn't working.
Be careful. He may have used it as toilet paper.
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I've had to politely ask this same homeless man to move along over 10 times now, 3 times today. What can I do so he won't come back? It's a narrow flight of stairs about 3 feet wide. I would rather not install a gate for now if I can come up with other solutions.

Update: This morning when the newspaper was passed out to my doorsteps, he came and tore it all apart and left it on my driveway. Ridiculous...
Tampering with mail is a felony. I would call the police and explain to them the full updated situation. Doesn't hurt to exaggerate a little to get your point across. Good Luck.
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You need a visit from skunkwerks. Just be clear about him NOT being invited to stay either.
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Ask him if there is somewhere in the city he would rather be, if so call a cab and pay for his trip there. Unlikely he will have any interest in coming back.
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      01-30-2017, 05:04 PM   #41
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buy him sleeping bag and ask politely he leave else you'll be calling the po po and have him arrested for trespassing

all you can do really
The Op lives in the Bay Area, do you really think the police will bother, it a sanctuary city out there, they do not arrest and evict illegals, do you really think the are going to help with a homeless person sleeping in his door way.

Glad to see nothing change since I left the bay area 20 yrs ago. Use to see entire homeless families living in people's door ways. The suggestion was made to move those people to places where the could afford to live and people protested and said it was not fair to make these people move, but it was okay to leave these people on the street and the rest of us should just put up with it and help these people.

The problem is not going away as long as you have people who think it not nice to push people on to street out of you door ways. I always asked those people if I could send the homeless to live with them. You should hear the list of excuses you get at that point.

Op, number one rule you do not mess with someone who have noting to loose they going to mess with you like you never seen, plus they have nothing to do but mess with you.

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That is funny, kind of like the picture of the guy sign saying he is gun owner but his neighbor does not and he respect his neighbors rights not to own guns and will not infringe on his rights by showing up with this guns to protect his neighbor house.

I do not understand why people think it is okay for people to break our laws by entering our country illegal, everyone want to make this in to a hate or racial issue.

I tell people, when some breaks into your house, has sex on your bed, has the baby in your bathtub, then raises their family in your spare room, and steal your money to buy stuff for themselves and when you call the police and want them gone the police will not show up since you live in a sanctuary city and they do not want to be racist by removing someone from your home. The looks I get and people do not know what to say.

Everyone is all about love and tolerance until it moves into their home then they want them gone.
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Wow a whole new level of cuntage in this thread.
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some of you people are nuts if you think that dealing with the homeless in a logical way is going to bring about a desired effect.

op, call the police every time you see him. i wouldn't even talk to the subject. thats really all you can do. eventually, he'll get tired of it. they may require you to sign a ppa for a trespassing arrest, but you'll never have to go to court for it because it will never make it to jury trial.
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