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      01-30-2017, 03:38 AM   #1
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Homeless hanging out on my doorsteps

I've had to politely ask this same homeless man to move along over 10 times now, 3 times today. What can I do so he won't come back? It's a narrow flight of stairs about 3 feet wide. I would rather not install a gate for now if I can come up with other solutions.

Since a lot of you say call the police, a little insight for those of you that are unfamiliar with the Bay Area; San Fran specifically. Average response time for an officer to show up is about two hours during the day, and maybe an hour at night. He'll have moved by then and will have left plenty of trash for me to pick up.

1/30 Update: This morning when the newspaper was passed out to my doorsteps, he came and tore it all apart and left it on my driveway. Ridiculous...

2/5 Update: He hasn't been back on my doorstep for these past two days, at least I haven't seen him camping. I did drive by and saw him down a couple blocks walking in the direction of my house though. He's a nusiance to many neighbors so I think he may be bothering them for now.

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      01-30-2017, 03:45 AM   #2
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call the police and have him arrested for trespassing. all you can do really.
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Buy him a sleeping bag & ask again.
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buy him sleeping bag and ask politely he leave else you'll be calling the po po and have him arrested for trespassing

all you can do really
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what a pain.

like others have said, call the police, let them deal with it.
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Move.
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Call Trump , wait San Fran maybe call Hillary, had to do it.

Sucks but can not do much other than call for the trespass issue, after giving him a chance to relocate.
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Push him down the steps.
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Kinda surprised Kali doesn't have a law requiring you to give him a key to your place and provide him with food.
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So he crossed your property border and refuses to leave? Sanctuary staircase defense?
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Bring him in and let him live in your bell tower.
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Put food in your neighbors staircase.
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Put food in your neighbors staircase.
I used to do this to my neighbors house because we had a problem with stray cats at our old house.

Worked like a charm.
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Build a wall and send him a bill to pay for it.
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Build a wall and send him a bill to pay for it.
best answer end thread. lol
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Giving him items or money may encourage him to come back wanting more, or the word may spread to others and they may come thinking they'll get the same.

It's a tough call really. If you have a family you can tell him that the family doesn't feel comfortable that there's a stranger around the house.

Sleeping bag or a blanket may be a good idea, but you will have to judge the situation yourself. Considering you have asked 10 times already, your only option at this time is to contact the police.
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I don't get you guys, maybe I'm old school but if some dirty homeless pos was sitting on my stairs and refused to move...I'd baseball bat his fuckin head!
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I don't get you guys, maybe I'm old school but if some dirty homeless pos was sitting on my stairs and refused to move...I'd baseball bat his fuckin head!
Not sure about you but I try and stay away from jail.
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You could just hook a dollar to a fishing line and make him chase it so far that he forgets his coordinates and takes bunk on someone else's steps.
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