Bimmette interviews OT members by phone

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

What if I pay for vaginal reconstructive surgery?

What exactly are you trying to say? Do you not find my vagina attractive?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

What exactly are you trying to say? Do you not find my vagina attractive?

Honey, you've got a gorgeous vagina and I am so attracted to you. I just thought it would be nice for me to feel something for the first time in three years when I'm inside you.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Honey, you've got a gorgeous vagina and I am so attracted to you. I just thought it would be nice for me to feel something for the first time in three years when I'm inside you.

Well, from my understanding the doctor can only reconstruct my ginormous juicy meat flaps and not shrink the gaping cavity inside. So I think you need to get penis implants, because I'd like to feel something inside me for once.

Yes yes, you eat me out, but I want more after three years too.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

I wish I had that kind of memory. I can remember things for about a day, then it's gone by morning.

I bet it is from all blood that rush from my head to my pants throughout the day from thinking about Lups, Bimmette, and Biorin.



How was that?

Bro now you sound like "Mandingo" that's a black guy (pornstar) with a huge thing and when he's thing goes up he needs to sit down because for to fill it with a lot of blood..all the blood gets out of his head and he get dizzy with memory loss and blackouts because he has 9.5 inches to fill !
Mandingo => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandingo_%28actor%29

[bimmette]

My thread...people, respect my god-damn thread!

[shoei]

I... Can't read 3xx pages... "Ain't nobody got time for that !!!"

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by shoei

I... Can't read 3xx pages... "Ain't nobody got time for that !!!"

Uh huh and you probably have sooo many more important things to do with your time?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Uh huh and you probably have sooo many more important things to do with your time?

I was trying to abide by your wishes.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Uh huh and you probably have sooo many more important things to do with your time?

Yes as a matter of fact I do... Apparently Biorin is offering free vaginal reconstructive surgery so I'm angling myself in a mirror to see if I'm ready for such an endeavor... If you all never hear from me again, it's because I slipped off the counter and knocked myself out while I'm in this awkward pose...

That and I really need to put more miles on the car... Nowhere near the miles needed for the first service...

But priorities... Checking my vag...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by shoei

Yes as a matter of fact I do... Apparently Biorin is offering free vaginal reconstructive surgery so I'm angling myself in a mirror to see if I'm ready for such an endeavor... If you all never hear from me again, it's because I slipped off the counter and knocked myself out while I'm in this awkward pose...

That and I really need to put more miles on the car... Nowhere near the miles needed for the first service...

But priorities... Checking my vag...

She offers express services. Plus, you can read the thread while she's doing the surgery anyways.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I was trying to abide by your wishes.

Teacher's pet.

Originally Posted by shoei

Yes as a matter of fact I do... Apparently Biorin is offering free vaginal reconstructive surgery so I'm angling myself in a mirror to see if I'm ready for such an endeavor... If you all never hear from me again, it's because I slipped off the counter and knocked myself out while I'm in this awkward pose...

That and I really need to put more miles on the car... Nowhere near the miles needed for the first service...

But priorities... Checking my vag...

I only offer this to people I'm banging... so...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by bimmette

She offers express services. Plus, you can read the thread while she's doing the surgery anyways.

Biorin: making vaginal surgery as convenient as a bikini wax since 1992.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by bimmette

She offers express services. Plus, you can read the thread while she's doing the surgery anyways.

Da faq?? There's no drugs involved in this??! I want to be knocked out if she's snipping and trimming my body parts... Plus, what if it tickles?? I'll drop my phone... I've already broken 5 phones in less than a year... I wish I was kidding about that part but sadly I'm not...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by shoei

Da faq?? There's no drugs involved in this??! I want to be knocked out if she's snipping and trimming my body parts... Plus, what if it tickles?? I'll drop my phone... I've already broken 5 phones in less than a year... I wish I was kidding about that part but sadly I'm not...

It's a local anaesthesia only. You can still hold your phone. It'll be like you're drunk posting.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by shoei

I've already broken 5 phones in less than a year... I wish I was kidding about that part but sadly I'm not...

With that level of irresponsibility, it's no wonder your vagina is so loose.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Teacher's pet.

I only offer this to people I'm banging... so...

So... Bring your strap on??

and I do not think they had bikini waxes in 1992... Although I would not be a credible source on this as I don't think I had even discovered women in 1992... Or it might have just been on the cusp but you're not checking for bald eagles at that stage - I think you're content even seeing a lil side boob, lol...

[shoei]

Bottom line - can someone just give me cliff notes??!!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by shoei

Bottom line - can someone just give me cliff notes??!!

Summary: we are a bunch of cool, but weird people who drive BMWs.

You're welcome.

[Taskmaster]

I chose the wrong page to read coming back to this thread.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Summary: we are a bunch of cool, but weird people who drive BMWs.

You're welcome.

That... Was quite possibly the most wack cliff notes ever... Thanks Bimmette for that enlightenment of that many pages... It's like War and Peace sized thread... I am too busy I tell you !!! Right now I'm psyching myself up to cut into this strange fruit which I've been warned already could be the most disappointing thing or the best thing... I'm preparing myself for the emotional let down... I need absolute silence while I get ready to cut...

[shoei]

I'm scurred it's gonna be like this...

[Mr Tonka]

cut it already.