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01-22-2008, 10:03 PM | #1 |
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A tribute to Chuck Norris.....
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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01-22-2008, 10:05 PM | #3 |
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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01-22-2008, 10:30 PM | #6 |
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Chuck Norris believes that this thread should be closed, for even mentioning the name Chuck Norris is forbidden.
I have to deal with this stuff on WoW enough already.. -Nathan
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01-22-2008, 11:33 PM | #7 |
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Chuck Norris jokes still? Thought that was over like a year or two ago...I liked the chin fist one lol
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01-22-2008, 11:36 PM | #8 |
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Jason, its official, you got way too much free time on your hands
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01-22-2008, 11:38 PM | #9 |
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chuck noriss rolls balls
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01-22-2008, 11:57 PM | #13 |
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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01-22-2008, 11:59 PM | #15 |
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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee........
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01-23-2008, 12:04 AM | #20 |
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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01-23-2008, 01:22 AM | #21 |
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Even Jean Claude Van Dam can kick Chuck Norris's Ass.............
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