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      09-24-2008, 07:13 PM   #1
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My Brother's Birthday Tomorrow 9/25

[size=14pt]Ok so I thought it might be funny as hell if you guys/gals gave me a hand busting my brothers balls all day tomorrow, Thursday the 25th. He's turning 38 years old!
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Tomorrow morning when you get up to go to work, Text my brother "Happy Birthday - From Mike"

Then throughout the day send him random text messages and videos and pictures of random shit. Like the toilet, the copier, your car, or whatever, bushes and trees kids, WHATEVER, anything you can think of to take a picture or video of. Take pics on your way to work and send them.

I thought it would be funny as hell for him to be getting bugged to death all day long by text messages.

I want 100s sent to him. I mean HUNDREDS!!!! Even 1000's if it works well.

Please this will be so funny.

His cell number is ##########

If you have time send him a message on myspace too, "Happy Birthday" and any other random sh*t
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...9-7180dfe6bdc6

PLEASE PEOPLE!!!!

THANK YOU!!!

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      09-24-2008, 07:29 PM   #2
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how do we even know its ur brother? it might be some one u have a feud with so u want us to do the dirty work for u. Or it might be some one else that you are trying to look like the bad guy by asking us to say From Mike.
we need some sort of proof
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      09-24-2008, 07:34 PM   #3
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spam?
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      09-24-2008, 07:36 PM   #4
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PROVE to us he is your brother!


edit: or spam
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      09-24-2008, 08:34 PM   #5
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hes just gonna get our numbers then were gonna get the shit spammed out of us. i call bs on this.
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      09-24-2008, 08:38 PM   #6
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Chevy Colorado driver in a 3 series forum? Calling BS. I like the idea though. Hope he has unlimited texts.
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      09-24-2008, 09:30 PM   #7
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It's my brother, i'm not spamming. I run several msg boards and I can't stand spammers.
www.scriders.com
www.charlestonreefers.org
www.golfdiscussions.com
www.cornerjunkies.com

That's his number, has been for like the last 12 years.

He just switched over to AT&T and got a Curve, so now he gets picture messages and such.

And the reason I'm a Colorado owner is because my friend makes to much money and just bought an 08 335i Vert, Jet Black. Wish I had a Bimmer.

Please help me out...

EDIT: Sorry to you guys that run the site. Great site. I think I accidentally posted this thread 3 times on the same forum lol
Thought everytime I click a different Series' forum it was a different set of forums.
Didn't see the "Universal" tag until just now.
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      09-24-2008, 10:48 PM   #8
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Ill do it
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      09-24-2008, 10:49 PM   #9
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Hey I have a beach house in SC! Maybe I can meet your brother sometime?
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      09-24-2008, 11:02 PM   #10
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K its 12:02 am in SC...text has been sent
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      09-24-2008, 11:07 PM   #11
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he is going to hate you....
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      09-24-2008, 11:07 PM   #12
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Its been 5 minutes..He hasnt texted back.. Should I send another? Maybe a birthday call?
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      09-24-2008, 11:54 PM   #13
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lol im down for this. sorry for saying you were a spammer
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      09-25-2008, 05:42 AM   #14
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Ok everyone, today is the day. Please text him at least "Happy Birthday - From Mike"

Thanks!!!!Ok everyone, today is the day. Please text him at least "Happy Birthday - From Mike"

Thanks!!!!

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Hey I have a beach house in SC! Maybe I can meet your brother sometime?
He'd be down I'm sure...send him a msg on myspace.

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K its 12:02 am in SC...text has been sent
Thanks...

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Its been 5 minutes..He hasnt texted back.. Should I send another? Maybe a birthday call?
LMAO I don't care if you call him, he might think it a little weird though.

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lol im down for this. sorry for saying you were a spammer
I think I would have reacted the same way, it's ok.
Just text him something. thanks
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      09-25-2008, 08:09 AM   #15
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Your brother is rude. I texted him over 8 hours ago and no reply.
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      09-25-2008, 08:20 AM   #16
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Your brother is rude. I texted him over 8 hours ago and no reply.
He was probably asleep, he's had a busy week so far.

Well I tried viewing some of your other threads, that appeared to have pics in them, but I'm at work now and we block photobucket and most other pic sites.

Send him a pic of yourself. lol
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      09-25-2008, 08:31 AM   #17
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He was probably asleep, he's had a busy week so far.

Well I tried viewing some of your other threads, that appeared to have pics in them, but I'm at work now and we block photobucket and most other pic sites.

Send him a pic of yourself. lol
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If I were your brother I'd kick your ass for giving my number out over the internet.
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      09-25-2008, 11:06 AM   #19
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If I were your brother I'd kick your ass for giving my number out over the internet.
His number is public knowledge to most of Charleston, SC.

It's no big deal.

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      09-25-2008, 11:09 AM   #20
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If I were your brother I'd kick your ass for giving my number out over the internet.
+1


I might help if you were actually a active member. But just going around to forums to get random poeple to do shit for you is bogus. Don't you have real friends that can do this shit?

I'm calling spam. Elaborate, but spam.
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      09-25-2008, 11:29 AM   #21
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Uh, I'd be an active member here if i was contimplating buying a bmw or had one, wouldn't I. But I'm not. I'm friends with a guy who owns a 335i and pointed me to your site. Which I like and visit often.

If you've got nothing nice to say don't post in my thread.

Because Wikipedia.com is always correct. What I have posted can not be consider spam, so bite me.

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Most spambot forum spam consists of links, with the dual goals of increasing search engine visibility in highly competitive areas such as weight loss, pharmaceuticals, gambling, pornography, real estate or loans, and generating more traffic for these commercial websites. Some of these links contain code to track the spambot's identity if a sale goes through, when the spammer behind the spambot works on commission.

Spam posts may contain anything from a single link, to dozens of links. Text content is minimal, usually innocuous and unrelated to the forum's topic. Full banner advertisements have also been reported.

Alternately, the spam links are posted in the user's signature, in which case the spambot will never post. The link sits quietly in the signature field, where it is more likely to be harvested by search engine spiders than discovered by forum administrators and moderators.
I'm posting in the Off-Topic Duscussions forum and by your definition almost every other thread in this forum could be considered spam. Consider the thread with pictures of Sara504's apartment...geez

Why the h3ll would I start a thread if my intentions were to "be a spammer" and then continue to respond to other posts. Particularly since I'd say 95% of all spam in message boards is done by Spam-Bots and not actual people. More often than not Spam-Bots post in the first forum in the list or the first forum alphabetically. Don't tell me you think your precious bimmerpost.com has been singled out by a spammer hell bent on having millions of people send text messages to his brother. Really?

My intentions were merely to bother my brother for one day with a few random text messages from random phone numbers.

Thanks to the rest of you that don't have your head's in your butts. Thanks for sending a simple text message to my brother.

And lastly I'm not trying to come off half cocked, but I've been responding to posts like this all day.

I'm not asking much here....
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      09-25-2008, 12:12 PM   #22
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The simple solution is to stop responding. I doubt you'll be back here much anyways.

I would suggest that you remove the phone number from your OP though. This forum gets hit by spambots quite often.
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