Pubic Hair on the Urinal - I Don't Get!!!

Spool · 09-24-2008, 08:07 PM

Good thing i shave my nuts completely bald...

Some asshole could use this strand of hair and plant it on a rape victim and i'm fucked...

MoreCowbell · 09-24-2008, 08:28 PM

Another One!!!

This one is a double!!!

mithiral67 · 09-24-2008, 08:33 PM

Really? Hair on the toliet is your biggest concern in the bathroom.

Me, I am worried about the health of some of the guys I hear grunting and panting in the stalls sounding like nfl linemen after a set of downs. I am seriously concerned about these guys fiber intake and the amount effort they throw into a dookie. I am waiting for the day I walk in there and see some guy out on the floor from a stroke he got cause he got a double order of cheese fries the night before.

MoreCowbell · 09-24-2008, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mithiral67

Really? Hair on the toliet is your biggest concern in the bathroom.

Me, I am worried about the health of some of the guys I hear grunting and panting in the stalls sounding like nfl linemen after a set of downs. I am seriously concerned about these guys fiber intake and the amount effort they throw into a dookie. I am waiting for the day I walk in there and see some guy out on the floor from a stroke he got cause he got a double order of cheese fries the night before.

lol

mightyaa · 09-24-2008, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by O-cha

You lightly tap your head? Fuck, I have to shake that thing out like a mad man to make sure there is no dribble after I put it back in my pants.

Helicopter ftw... better if you make sound effects too...

UncleWede · 09-25-2008, 09:24 AM

LOL!!!

FrankoQ · 09-25-2008, 09:35 AM

how about a poll for shaved vs. hairy?

Couch · 09-25-2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

Just don't tuck the twig and berries back into the ass crack and run around yelling...

"Mangina!!! Mangina!!!"

...because thats just gay!!!

I only do that every once in a while.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mightyaa

Helicopter ftw... better if you make sound effects too...

Helicopter to get all the piss out? No way, it'll sling all over your pants.

KL2DC · 09-25-2008, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O-cha

You lightly tap your head? Fuck, I have to shake that thing out like a mad man to make sure there is no dribble after I put it back in my pants.

There is a minimum number of shakes one can do before he's officially playing with himself

UncleWede · 09-25-2008, 10:00 AM

Shake it more than thrice, you're playing

easyman · 09-25-2008, 10:46 AM

I'm glad work is keeping you so busy... LOL

O-cha · 09-25-2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by KL2DC

There is a minimum number of shakes one can do before he's officially playing with himself

Leave me alone I have a lot of tubing to empty.

FrankoQ · 09-25-2008, 11:08 AM

> 3 = you playing or choking the chicken

Gearcraft · 09-25-2008, 11:39 AM

my cousin's boyfriend told me a story of when he went to a public restroom and found a note that say's if you are a man stick one of yours here. and below it are a bunch of pubic hair dangling on their roots stuck on the wall. apparently cowbell hasnt seen the worst.

Raja Ventureshield · 09-25-2008, 03:34 PM

hair loss in the genital area, it's spreading. lol

Couch · 09-25-2008, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gearcraft

my cousin's boyfriend told me a story of when he went to a public restroom and found a note that say's if you are a man stick one of yours here. and below it are a bunch of pubic hair dangling on their roots stuck on the wall. apparently cowbell hasnt seen the worst.

In high school, one of my friends use to pluck out one pube and stick it on the towel rack in the shower.

Never knew why, we just

and

Year's_End · 09-25-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Gearcraft

my cousin's boyfriend told me a story of when he went to a public restroom and found a note that say's if you are a man stick one of yours here. and below it are a bunch of pubic hair dangling on their roots stuck on the wall. apparently cowbell hasnt seen the worst.

O.O

:b arf:

:bar f:

Year's_End · 09-25-2008, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mithiral67

Really? Hair on the toliet is your biggest concern in the bathroom.

Me, I am worried about the health of some of the guys I hear grunting and panting in the stalls sounding like nfl linemen after a set of downs. I am seriously concerned about these guys fiber intake and the amount effort they throw into a dookie. I am waiting for the day I walk in there and see some guy out on the floor from a stroke he got cause he got a double order of cheese fries the night before.

dookie blood lawlz

Year's_End · 09-25-2008, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

Another One!!!

This one is a double!!!

I hope you don't do this around other guys. They're probably thinking that you're takin a pic of your dick. hahaha

Year's_End · 09-25-2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jlstyle

If penis is big and sticky enough, it will come with few hairs on it when you take em out for peepy.

wtf is this normal english?

MadDog · 09-25-2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

wtf is this normal english?

MoreCowbell · 09-25-2008, 04:34 PM

Three On One Rim!!!

09-24-2008, 08:07 PM	#23
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09-24-2008, 08:33 PM	#25
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09-25-2008, 09:24 AM	#28
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09-25-2008, 09:35 AM	#29
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09-25-2008, 10:00 AM	#32
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09-25-2008, 10:46 AM	#33
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09-25-2008, 04:34 PM	#44
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