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      12-28-2015, 04:19 PM   #18855
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Oh sure, let me just dip into my 401k to pay for a last minute NYE flight to New Orleans.


Besides, I like the scenic route. I can smoke a blunt and stop at shitty restaurants and make friends with locals.
So much faster though
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So much faster though
I have a thing about being in control.
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I worked literally for an hour.

I need tips on the rich hubby thing! Anyone? I need one, it was exhausting and I don't wanna ever to try that again!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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I worked literally for an hour.

I need tips on the rich hubby thing! Anyone? I need one, it was exhausting and I don't wanna ever to try that again!
I'm poor, but I'll wife you and we can go live in the woods together instead?
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I'm poor, but I'll wife you and we can go live in the woods together instead?
I dunno. That seems like you'd expect me to do stuff. I wanna look pretty and smile only!
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      12-28-2015, 04:38 PM   #18860
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I dunno. That seems like you'd expect me to do stuff. I wanna look pretty and smile only!
I'll do all the grunt work, you just look pretty, smile, and tend to the animals.
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I'll do all the grunt work, you just look pretty, smile, and tend to the animals.
I dunno man, it doesn't sound like the life I'm looking for. Thanks for the offer though. *hair flip*

Alex taught me how to do that, wasn't it cool?
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I dunno man, it doesn't sound like the life I'm looking for. Thanks for the offer though. *hair flip*

Alex taught me how to do that, wasn't it cool?
Fine, I'll go back to my old trade of counting cards at the casino, make millions, and buy a fleet of M cars and P cars and live in a small house, ginormous garage, with another garage for car part storage, and another garage for doing car work.
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Fine, I'll go back to my old trade of counting cards at the casino, make millions, and buy a fleet of M cars and P cars and live in a small house, ginormous garage, with another garage for car part storage, and another garage for doing car work.
Me me me!!
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Fine, I'll go back to my old trade of counting cards at the casino, make millions, and buy a fleet of M cars and P cars and live in a small house, ginormous garage, with another garage for car part storage, and another garage for doing car work.
Come and visit?
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      12-28-2015, 05:05 PM   #18865
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Malorie / Milicent or Trixie...
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Maleficent??
Evil, prepster, grandma, cereal, evil, evil...

How about something that says fast, powerful (but not East German powerful), gorgeous, sexy, and high maintenance?
Persephone isn't evil! Just because you're married to Hades doesn't make you a bad person.
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You've got a lot of making up to do, that's all I'm saying.
Ha! I did say date!
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Persephone isn't evil! Just because you're married to Hades doesn't make you a bad person.
So my mom telling me about the company I keep was a lie?
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Ha! I did say date!
I just looked at that text too hoping you wouldn't go back in time.



Fine, you're off the hook, you're my date for the night.
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Persephone isn't evil! Just because you're married to Hades doesn't make you a bad person.
So my mom telling me about the company I keep was a lie?
Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.
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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.
Biorin, boobs are awesome! I came to realize this today!

Just wanted to share.
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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.
Biorin, boobs are awesome! I came to realize this today!

Just wanted to share.
I couldn't agree more! Please text me the circumstances of said discovery.
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I just looked at that text too hoping you wouldn't go back in time.



Fine, you're off the hook, you're my date for the night.
I win . You're buying me a drink
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I win . You're buying me a drink
I'm no chump, you buy me a drink!
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I'm no chump, you buy me a drink!
I'll buy you one, you buy me ten.
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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.
But that would mean I'm a fatalist and have no control over the length of incarceration....

Doesn't jibe with my little L libertarian philosophy, Liberty.
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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.
But that would mean I'm a fatalist and have no control over the length of incarceration....

Doesn't jibe with my little L libertarian philosophy, Liberty.
Take it up with the Greek gods, dude.

Little L libertarian is the way to go.
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