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      02-04-2016, 11:48 PM   #155
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No I try and miss so I can get beat up.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Are you good at it? I could use your services...
How come any time I mention being violent you say it's a no no but this guy can go around punching nerds?
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      02-05-2016, 07:31 AM   #158
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May as well just do a new post instead of fixing the other post.
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May as well just do a new post instead of fixing the other post.
Lups Here is my redone bath and kitchen.
I like it! Simple!

I just spent a day with my dear spouse shopping. I need beer and for him never to use again the word style or look. I'm not even sure why he showed up, it took me hours longer to get everything with him than without him.


Anyway, after we agreed he doesn't speak, things moved along. This whole "respect the opinnions of the other bs" ends now.
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How come any time I mention being violent you say it's a no no but this guy can go around punching nerds?
She wants me to punch you
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She wants me to punch you
You can't strike guys like me, too quick on the feet.
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      02-05-2016, 09:01 AM   #162
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Yes I am old. You will have to be standing still, say in a sucker punch. All I gotta do is say hey ax check out those jugs boom knockout.
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Yes I am old. You will have to be standing still, say in a sucker punch. All I gotta do is say hey ax check out those jugs boom knockout.
That's not fair. Distract me with a nice set of tits.


Buddy showed me one of those "meme" things on his phone, and it was a girl with a wet white tshirt and some amazing tits. I don't know what the text said on it, but damn did she have great tits.
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That's not fair. Distract me with a nice set of tits.


Buddy showed me one of those "meme" things on his phone, and it was a girl with a wet white tshirt and some amazing tits. I don't know what the text said on it, but damn did she have great tits.
See my work is easy
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See my work is easy
No, you chose an easy target. Pussyboy.
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      02-05-2016, 10:43 AM   #167
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No, you chose an easy target. Pussyboy.
Isn't that what criminals do, search for marks. Yes your also easy or so I've heard.
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J/k closest thing to a side job for me would be researching and investing in the stock market.
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Isn't that what criminals do, search for marks. Yes your also easy or so I've heard.
So you're saying your a hardened criminal now? Sheesh.


I'm...., between easy and really hard. Maybe a little bit of both.
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So you're saying your a hardened criminal now? Sheesh.


I'm...., between easy and really hard. Maybe a little bit of both.
Sweet Lord Jesus.

/me cuts own eyes out.
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Sweet Lord Jesus.

/me cuts own eyes out.
We're on the internet, so I know you're lying.
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We're on the internet, so I know you're lying.
You are rude and insensitive. How could you post this knowing that I can no longer read. Nice.
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You are rude and insensitive. How could you post this knowing that I can no longer read. Nice.
Thank you! I'd hate to be courteous and nice. Blech.


Because I am telepathic and can read minds through posts.
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Thank you! I'd hate to be courteous and nice. Blech.


Because I am telepathic and can read minds through posts.
I have am of a mind to write a sternly worded missive... I mean... dictate. Jerk.
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I have am of a mind to write a sternly worded missive... I mean... dictate. Jerk.
I'd offer to teach you to reed and rite but I'm unegucated.
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Thank you! I'd hate to be courteous and nice. Blech.


Because I am telepathic and can read minds through posts.
And I saw Belgian waffles in your mind , but first I thought it were Belgian beers .
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