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12-12-2016, 10:04 PM | #68 | |
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Make an account at Sephora Find friend who knows about makeup and my wife's taste Give friend account info to load up a cart Hit "buy now". Done. Literally did her shopping while watching Patriots play Ravens on MNF. |
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12-12-2016, 10:13 PM | #69 |
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Can you PM me so I could buy the same things too please?
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12-13-2016, 01:35 AM | #70 |
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Lol, if you don't want to get married, may I interest you in a ...prenuptial agreement?
Tie the knot without the gov't getting involved! Hmm.. gift ideas - can't say for sure, I find the best way is to replay the conversations that you've had with her - the ones while eating, hanging out, etc, and there's usually a good lead in those conversations that can lead to an "above-average" gift. ...Or a wedding ring, with a contract attached to it? If she leaves you, you maintain ownership of the ring - no monetary risk whatsoever, and she's glowing with happiness. Or giving her good oral could be a nice, cheap option where you suck it up for ...well however long it takes to (you know what). Anyways, Dr. Jeff Ferrara, MD, who specializes in penile traction devices at phallogauge.com would know what to do because he's a huge expert. Just some ideas! Good luck! Last edited by pghero; 09-22-2020 at 12:11 PM.. |
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12-13-2016, 09:21 AM | #72 |
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It's amazing how ingrained the notion of marriage is in our culture that a 15 year relationship still brings up questions of commitment.
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12-13-2016, 09:26 AM | #74 |
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12-13-2016, 09:27 AM | #75 |
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Are you stupid? The best way not to get the government involved in your relationship, is by not getting married in the first place. Pre nups get tossed in courts all the time. There is seriously no benefit for a man to get married in this day and age unless he wants kids.
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12-13-2016, 09:30 AM | #76 |
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There's no benefit period. Marriage is for suckers.
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12-13-2016, 10:13 AM | #77 |
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12-13-2016, 11:46 AM | #79 | |
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in Canada they take a pre-nup and to$$ it in the bin,
get married to someone who has more assets than you then EVERYTHING is divided equally Quote:
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12-13-2016, 11:51 AM | #80 |
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Now this depends;
jewelry, perfume, makeup and lingerie, I can buy for a female in a heartbeat, I'm very observant and know my stuff. I know the sizes, the makes the colors I was toying with handbags and shoes, (that's the stuff BJ's are made of) but I split up with last GF, with sig oth, it's been make-up and lingerie BUT I can't be ar$ed any more so she just gets ca$h |
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12-14-2016, 12:12 PM | #81 |
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Wait, we are supposed to be listening to the noise from across the table??? That's why I have to turn up the TV so loud to begin with
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