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      10-06-2015, 11:06 AM   #7635
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He's a tiny bit too feminine. Beckham wins over him.
He's 6'1, dark, and handsome..... I'll let him wear his little uniform and let the fitted suits slide this time.
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      10-06-2015, 11:06 AM   #7636
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This is where it's at!
Please!!

Does he even lift, bro?
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      10-06-2015, 11:06 AM   #7637
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That sounds too good to be true....what's the catch?
I'll be the producer/videographer of the event.
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      10-06-2015, 11:08 AM   #7638
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I'll be the producer/videographer of the event.
I want you to draw my picture. Like Rose and Jack.
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      10-06-2015, 11:09 AM   #7639
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I want you to draw my picture. Like Rose and Jack.
That would be hard to do with all the muscle straddling you.
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      10-06-2015, 11:09 AM   #7640
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Please!!

Does he even lift, bro?
When you look like him, it doesnt matter.
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      10-06-2015, 11:12 AM   #7641
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When you look like him, it doesnt matter.
Problem is, he wouldn't give you the time of day, no offense. So you can still catch that train from us; I feel we are being quite generous about it too.. Final offer..
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      10-06-2015, 11:14 AM   #7642
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Oh wow. It's officially the beginning of the end of PoP!!!



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Axius, SS, 311...Sara is available again!
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      10-06-2015, 11:18 AM   #7643
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Problem is, he wouldn't give you the time of day, no offense. So you can still catch that train from us; I feel we are being quite generous about it too.. Final offer..
Please submit proof of current credit score, last 7 years tax returns, and current head shot.
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      10-06-2015, 11:25 AM   #7644
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I want you to draw my picture. Like Rose and Jack.
Pfffft, Jack screwed up, she didn't even pay him. How much you looking to fork over will be highly considered when I make the final product.
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      10-06-2015, 11:28 AM   #7645
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Pfffft, Jack screwed up, she didn't even pay him. How much you looking to fork over will be highly considered when I make the final product.
How much do you want?
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      10-06-2015, 11:30 AM   #7646
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Please submit proof of current credit score, last 7 years tax returns, and current head shot.
Face shot.. This was from the summer (only pic I have on my work laptop).. Have another pic taken last week on about page 277 something..
Here is credit score..
Taxes, for that you would have to fly me out.
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      10-06-2015, 11:32 AM   #7647
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How much do you want?
Ummm...., going rate these days is about $10,000 per original piece. Since it's going to be an unclothed silhouette of you...., $20,423.38 and one PB&J sandwich with grape jelly and chunky peanut butter.
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      10-06-2015, 11:36 AM   #7648
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Here's mine as of 10/8/2015
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      10-06-2015, 11:40 AM   #7649
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Here's mine as of 10/8/2015
Lmao that is a shitty photoshop job.
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      10-06-2015, 11:42 AM   #7650
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Lmao that is a shitty photoshop job.
What are you talking about? That's the real thing.
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      10-06-2015, 11:46 AM   #7651
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Nah. It's you. You guy were all in a sharing mood in that thread and you had your guard down.
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I never knew what was up with the (soccer) hype over Beckam when he came to LA. then I started to realize we are picking up a large number of the FORMER greats from UEFA. My wife bought me a Beckam jersey when we went to the first game, I was so disappointed I didn't get a Donovan. We have the same hair pattern, and we both run until we drop, although he is a wee bit faster than I am.
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      10-06-2015, 12:35 PM   #7653
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I was so disappointed I didn't get a Donovan. We have the same hair pattern, and we both run until we drop, although he is a wee bit faster than I am.


You drink water the same?
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      10-06-2015, 12:38 PM   #7654
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Ummm...., going rate these days is about $10,000 per original piece. Since it's going to be an unclothed silhouette of you...., $20,423.38 and one PB&J sandwich with grape jelly and chunky peanut butter.
I bid $50k plus a bbbj, I mean pb&j.
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      10-06-2015, 12:45 PM   #7655
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We need you back around here, the tom foolery quality has gone down in your absence.
lol,
Who is this Axius person? Are you related to TheAxiom
Or perhaps are you from Baconification Peninsula?

Anyway, seems like a lot of shit has gone down in the past few months. Sara504was dating Mr.SugarSkulls? What happened to the Guido and Attorney?
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      10-06-2015, 12:49 PM   #7656
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Thanks Skully, now I need to switch from playing soccer to volleyball. Can't believe I forgot about them glorious glutes.
DAMN SKIPPY Why do you think I started playing all those years ago..??

Beach is EVEN better
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