How do you wipe?

BKV122 · 01-12-2011, 08:28 PM

Discuss...

How do you wipe?

GregTheStig · 01-12-2011, 08:35 PM

Paper? N00b

Feyd · 01-12-2011, 08:36 PM

samwoo?

stimpy · 01-12-2011, 08:37 PM

Folded front to back with a baby wipe to seal the deal.

E92TTKING · 01-12-2011, 08:39 PM

Im dead serious. Cant stand dry paper...

Year's_End · 01-12-2011, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feyd

samwoo?

i legit lol'd

Feyd · 01-12-2011, 09:06 PM

Yeah.. any time there is poop being discussed/shown/etc. it's a good bet he's behind it. LOL.

Tondtar · 01-12-2011, 09:09 PM

Paper is for light weights ...

lopealle · 01-12-2011, 09:24 PM

wipes all day

scollins · 01-12-2011, 09:29 PM

3 seashells.......

BTM · 01-12-2011, 09:31 PM

the floor with your face

NYCGP · 01-12-2011, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scollins

3 seashells.......

I always wondered about the 3 seashells...

.:bHd:. · 01-12-2011, 10:43 PM

paper is so 19th century

Quick6EF · 01-12-2011, 10:58 PM

Internal hemorrhoids ruined my life

gary88 · 01-12-2011, 11:00 PM

just jump right in the shower after

aretardedorange · 01-12-2011, 11:32 PM

Lota /thread

http://everything2.com/title/How+to+wash+your+ass

DougLikesBMW · 01-13-2011, 12:56 AM

Clearly this is the most efficient way.

SchlauCow · 01-13-2011, 01:00 AM

Gutmann

TK-421 · 01-13-2011, 01:55 AM

2 2-ply squares folded over until there's no more shit on the paper, then finish off with a wet wipe

AllydNYC · 01-13-2011, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greek335xi

Im dead serious. Cant stand dry paper...

+1000

Blake · 01-13-2011, 02:07 AM

2 year old repost

newdadkel · 01-13-2011, 09:46 AM

I hired somebody to wipe for me

01-12-2011, 08:28 PM	#1
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01-12-2011, 08:35 PM	#2
GregTheStig derp 48 Rep 1,203 Posts Drives: a Tuk Tuk Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (1)	Paper? N00b __________________
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01-12-2011, 08:36 PM	#3
Feyd Major 348 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	samwoo?
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01-12-2011, 08:37 PM	#4
stimpy Colonel 167 Rep 2,210 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Phoenix AZ iTrader: (7)	Folded front to back with a baby wipe to seal the deal.
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01-12-2011, 08:39 PM	#5
E92TTKING Colonel 251 Rep 2,251 Posts Drives: e92 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Merica iTrader: (10)	Im dead serious. Cant stand dry paper... Attached Images
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01-12-2011, 09:06 PM	#7
Feyd Major 348 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	Yeah.. any time there is poop being discussed/shown/etc. it's a good bet he's behind it. LOL.
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01-12-2011, 09:09 PM	#8
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1078 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Paper is for light weights ...
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01-12-2011, 09:24 PM	#9
lopealle Resident Black Guy 251 Rep 2,302 Posts Drives: Lion Join Date: May 2009 Location: Federal Way, WA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 M5 [10.00]	wipes all day
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01-12-2011, 09:29 PM	#10
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01-12-2011, 10:58 PM	#14
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01-12-2011, 11:00 PM	#15
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01-12-2011, 11:32 PM	#16
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01-13-2011, 12:56 AM	#17
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01-13-2011, 01:00 AM	#18
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01-13-2011, 01:55 AM	#19
TK-421 Registered Sex Offender 573 Rep 4,759 Posts Drives: E46 M3 \| 1JZ S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL iTrader: (0)	2 2-ply squares folded over until there's no more shit on the paper, then finish off with a wet wipe __________________ Stop putting stuff like painted reflectors and premium package in your signature. You're embarrassing.
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01-13-2011, 09:46 AM	#22
newdadkel Private First Class 58 Rep 192 Posts Drives: 2011 X6M CBM Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	I hired somebody to wipe for me
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